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Woman Marrying Her Bicycle Is Raising Money For Their Dream Honeymoon

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Lisa + Steele = True Love

Passion begets passion. And marrying your bicycle begets an excuse to start an Indiegogo campaign to raise money for your dream honeymoon. As a young adult, Lisa Nelson never rode a bike for more than 5 miles. She took up cycling while working at a non-profit program that “focused on turning delinquent youth on to positive programing … such as biking.” That’s how she met her strong but silent partner of 15 years, Steele Spokes, who she’s getting hitched to on March 2nd in a Luau-themed wedding. Keep reading »

The Invisible Bike Helmet, Yet Another Awesome Invention By Ladies

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Swedish industrial designers Anna Haupt and Terese Alstin have created head protection for cyclists that isn’t bulky, uncomfortable, or unsightly – in fact, it doesn’t even look like it’s there at all. Learn more by watching this short documentary on The Mary Sue…

We’re Breaking Up: Bicycle Seat Thief Obsessed With “The Lingering Scent Of A Woman”

Breaking Up: Driving Sex
Drunk Driving
He tried to have sex while drunk driving... Read More »
Breaking Up: Ghostbuster
Chinese Man Accused Of Exorcising A Ghost From A Woman's Vagina With His Penis
He exorcised a ghost from a woman's vagina...with his penis. Read More »
Breaking Up: Library
He's banned from all libraries on earth. Read More »

Dear Joji Kondo,

You lied to me! You told me the 200 bicycle seats sitting in our basement were from a faulty shipment at work and that you would be examining them as part of your company’s initiative on quality control. You started spending more time in the basement — sniffing the seats, straddling them and licking them. I thought it was strange, but I know you have a passion for bicycles, so I let it go because I loved you. When we were out, I saw you eyeing parked bicycles. You looked at them in lascivious way. You had a particular fondness for the ones with child seats. I tried my best to interpret it as part of your mad genius for mechanical engineering. Keep reading »

Now You Can Have An Orgasm While You Ride Your Bicycle

Your Vagina And Your Bike
What you need to know. Read More »
Loud Orgasms
Sometimes they're appropriate. Read More »

With our busy lifestyles, multitasking is a necessity. Like say, for instance, if you want to try to squeeze in both daily exercise (or in the case of NYC’s new Citibike program, your morning commute) and a masturbation session, so you can save the 15 minutes you might spend clicking mindlessly through your Instagram feed. Well, the Happy Ride, a bicycle seat cover with a discreet, high-powered vibrator tucked inside, makes it possible. The sex toy disguised as bicycle gear goes for about $40 and comes with an attached remote control so you can adjust the vibration speed to your liking. Keep reading »

Just A Leisurely Naked Bike Ride For World Naked Bike Day (NSFW)

Musings From A Bike Ride
Ami finds peace with the help of her bike and some tacos. Read More »
Your Vagina And Your Bike
What you need to know. Read More »
World Naked Bike Ride Day
Biking In The Buff!

Guys, Saturday was World Naked Bike Ride Day, an annual global event where cyclists are encouraged to ride in the buff to raise awareness about bike rights. Founded in 2004, the World Naked Bike Ride organizers suggest riders pedal “as bare as you dare.” This NSFW video shows hundreds of cyclists in Mexico City taking off their clothes and taking to the streets. Let’s just hope they wipe down their bike seats post-ride. [Telegraph]

4 Random Musings From A Long, Solo Bike Ride

No Cell Phone!
What Ami learned from a week without her cell phone. Read More »
Free Mood Boosters
Free ways to improve your mental health. Read More »
Traveling Alone
Why one woman prefers to travel the world -- solo. Read More »
7 Signs Of Stress
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Identify your stress with these 7 signs. Read More »

This weekend, I went to a friend’s wedding in Los Angeles. The festivities took place at a resort by the beach. The best thing about the hotel I was staying at (other than the high thread-count sheets and the unlimited hot water) was that they had free bicycles for the guests. Something you should know about me: I’m obsessed with going on long bike rides on the beach. It’s sounds like a cliche from an online dating profile, only I’m completely serious. It’s my dream life activity. Imagine a dog sticking its head out the window while its owner drives down the freeway. That’s me when I ride bikes minus the wagging tongue. I have a friend who nicknamed me Wheels after going on vacation with me and experiencing my “ride or die” attitude. I’m really serious about it. I refuse to walk if there’s a bike and a beach in range. In my day-to-day life, I barely ever ride my bike, and when I do, I don’t enjoy it nearly as much. There’s something about riding along the beach, where there are no cars and plenty of fresh, sea air, that helps me figure things out. Four hours of peddling and one painful sunburn later, I think I got to the bottom of some important stuff and I thought I’d share before the daily grind makes me forget it all. I hate how that happens. Keep reading »

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