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Gwyneth Paltrow Does Half-Way Decent Impressions Of Jay-Z, Beyonce, Macklemore, Kanye & Husband Chris Martin

Not Too Shabby, Goopy!
Ugh, Gwyneth Raps
So much second-hand embarrassment here. Read More »

Gwyneth Paltrow generally leaves a bad taste in my mouth — a taste eerily reminiscent of wilted kale — but I am capable of appreciating aspects of her personality that are actually kind of endearing. Like the solid effort she put into the embarrassing task of imitating famous rappers like Jay-Z, Kanye West and Macklemore, on “Ellen” yesterday. Her Beyonce isn’t bad either. But that Chris Martin impression needs work.

OMG, Jay-Z And Beyonce Bring Blue Ivy Out Of Hiding!

Baby Blue hath emerged from her castle and has deigned to bestow her royal side eye upon us commoners! No, but seriously, Beyonce and Jay-Z brought the beloved future President of the United States (Beyonce says the job is hers if she wants it) out to lunch with them and, yup, she’s as cute as ever. Click through for more…

Song For Blue Ivy
Jay Z releases a song for his baby girl. Read More »
"Life Is But A Dream"
The best moments from Beyonce's HBO documentary. Read More »

Beyonce Is No Fun, Does Not Want You Seeing Any More Photos Like These

Remember when Beyonce performed at the Super Bowl and a whole mess of photos of her grimacing mid-dance move and/or high-note hit the web? Yeah, well Beyonce didn’t like that, to the point where her publicist actually requested that certain websites take them down. And now she’s taking steps to make sure an unattractive photo of herself during a performance never becomes a meme again by banning professional photographers from her Mrs. Carter Show Tour. Bey has hired her own photog team and will have final approval over which pics are released. This bums me out. I’m endlessly amused by a imperfectly-timed action shot. It’s a wonderful reminder that pop stars are human and look like they’re taking a painful dump when busting a move too. [Fstoppers]

Will Beyoncé Succeed In Singlehandedly Bringing Back The Bellybutton Ring?

Ear Piercing
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Be More Like Beyonce
kathleen hanna and beyonce photo
Kathleen Hanna says Beyonce doesn't sit around reading mean comments. Read More »

I couldn’t tell you why, exactly, but bellybutton piercings viscerally repulse me. I should probably preface that by saying that bellybuttons viscerally repulse me, and a crystal stud right up in there does nothing for the biological aversion I feel in regard to that weird spot. Navels are just so human, you know? Like, there was a bloody fucking cord in there that attached you to your mother, which is weird enough, and then you had to go and stick a Swarovski (if you’re fancy) in for good measure? Ugh!

But that’s just my opinion. Obviously not everyone shares this sentiment, because enough people have rocked bellybutton rings in the past (and present!) for it to have been a Thing. (My mother texted me a couple of weeks ago to ask me if she should get hers done with her fellow bellydancers, which, again, is ugh on so very many levels.) And now that Beyoncé‘s gone and flaunted her navel jewel in her new H&M ads (why, Bey, why?), do we think it will make a resurgence? Don’t they get all crusty and grimy and get stuck to your sheets and maybe cause infection? I don’t know, man. Would you be willing to give this very ’90s trend another go? [Refinery29]

First Look: Beyonce’s “Mrs. Carter Show” Tour Costumes

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And the luxury of playing "Mrs. Carter." Read More »

Ooh, nipple-y! Beyonce‘s “Mrs. Carter Show” World Tour kicked off in Belgrade, Serbia, last night, which means we finally – finally! – got a look at the costumes. The confirmed designers who contributed their wares to Beyonce’s tour closet include Julien Macdonald, Dsquared2, and Pucci. Click through to see what Bey rocked for her first night on stage, starting with this little sequined faux tits-and-abs number… [Photos: Splash News]

Stacey Dash Steps On Her Soapbox Again & Claims Beyonce And Jay-Z Fund Communism

Beyonce and Jay-Z’s trip to Cuba is bothering the insanely gorgeous Stacey Dash. The former “Single Ladies” actress hopped on Twitter to let the most powerful couple in music know that they’re in the wrong for visiting the communist country.

Remember those “99 Problems” Jay-Z claimed to have and none of them being a bitch … well … nevermind. I don’t understand why Stacey Dash fights so hard to be taken seriously when she does things like pose naked in a bathtub and makes that her profile photo on Twitter–the very place she likes to hop on her soapbox and chastise those who don’t see the world through her green eyes. Read more on Hello Beautiful…

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