I might have just had a heart attack. According to Nylon, nail polish brand OPI is planning to launch a limited edition collection of colors inspired by the original 90210 cast members. Hold the &%$#ing phone. This is the awesomest thing I’ve heard since they confirmed Brenda was going to be on the spin-off. My brain is already spinning with ideas for shades!
Virgin/Whore A lovely opalescent pink shade which represents Donna Martin’s purity (well, until she gave it up to David) and her reputation for having the trampiest wardrobe on primetime during the ’90s.
Judgey Wudgey White Stark white for Kelly’s uppity “I’m such an angel” attitude — a perfect match for her cocaine addiction from season five.
Pouty & Pissed A greyish blue for Miss Moody herself, Brenda Walsh.
Euphoria Black Emily Valentine probably totally rocked gothic black nail polish the night she got Brandon to take “euphoria”. Keep reading »
Be still my beating heart! TV’s hottest bitch ever, Shannen Doherty, is in talks to be in the CW’s Beverly Hills 90210 spin-off playing everyone’s favorite Walsh, Brenda. The thought that the Kelly/Brenda fued might continue into their thirties, thrills my soul to its very core. And for the record, brunettes rule, blondes DROOL. [DListed] Keep reading »
My heart literally skips a beat when I hear the opening riff to the 90210 theme song. The CW has released a promo video for the new spin-off, based totally on the original’s opening credits, and I am so so so so excited. I think we can be assured that the fashion is going to be fierce. After all, Nine-Oh did help bring flower hats, leggings, cropped baby T’s, and school girl skirts to the masses. Keep reading »
My dream is coming true — at least one of the original cast members of the greatest teenage TV show ever made Beverly Hills 90210 is returning for the recently announced spin-off. Jennie Garth will reprise her role as the once cocaine-addicted, cult-indoctrinated, bulimic, burned in a fire, boyfriend-stealing, judgey-wudgey bitch Kelly Taylor as a guidance counselor. It is these ridiculous ironies that made Nine-Oh so freaking fabulous. But where the hell is Dylan? Lemme tell you where he is — he’s with Brenda, where he always belonged. I never forgot your betrayal Kelly! [Perez Hilton] Keep reading »
…and/or my mind! Ahem, the pilot episode features “a young BH High student by the name of Hannah Zuckerman-Vasquez the host of the school’s Blaze news show.” So far, her appearance is brief, but I am so holding out for a recurring role. Also, the producers are also hoping to score Jennie Garth (Kelly Taylor, duh) to be in the cast. Honestly, what else is she doing? Sign the papers, Kel! [E!: Watch With Kristin] Keep reading »
Well, clearly the producers of the recently announced 90210 spin-off haven’t had a chance to read our perfectly outlined concept for their show. Variety now has details on the project, which sadly does not include Guidance Counselor Valentine, Principal Sanders, or school nerd Hannah Zuckerman. Lame! That said, as opposed the original series’ all-white cast, the spin-off already has an African-American character and a character of Middle-Eastern descent, not to mention a “wannabe socialite who hosts her own YouTube series” named Silver. As in…David Silver?! One can hope! [Variety] Keep reading »
Ugh. Why haven’t TV producers learned not to eff with a good thing? Have we learned nothing from the crapfest that was Saved By The Bell: The New Class? Apparently not, because the CW network is developing a spin-off of the greatest teen high school drama ever, Beverly Hills 90210, possibly to include stars from the original series — because, you know, none of them are doing anything of note. I can already envision it now….
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