“I’ve never planned a wedding in four weeks, so I think short of putting Dixie cups on the table, we did a fabulous job. I was very pleased with it and I think viewers have seen all the hard work and now they’re going to see the pay-off. … I called [the Four Seasons] 20 times a day and literally was begging them. How we got it, I still to this day am not sure how or why they said yes. They did, that’s all I care about. After that, I was like, ‘Fine. The world could crumble down around me. I could care less. I got her venue.’ … For all the times that Bethenny threatened me, Cookie, her dog, took the action.”
—Shawn Rabideau, aka Bethenny Frankel‘s wedding planner who looks disturbingly like Buster Bluth, talks about how he pulled off Bethenny’s dream wedding in 30 days [PopEater] Keep reading »
Tonight is the big night on “Bethenny Getting Married?
” Yes, we want to see how the wedding unfolds, which housewives are invited, and what they’re wearing. But what we really, really want to see is the scene we’ve been looking forward to all season—when Bethenny
pees in a bucket in her wedding dress. “How many minutes from now until I can pee?” she asks her wedding planner. “Maybe 35 minutes,” he responds. Bethenny freaks. “The baby’s head is on my bladder,” she says. “The bathroom is exactly where the guests are. In order for me to pee, I have to walk through my guests in my wedding dress. I can’t walk through the guests, ‘Hey everyone, just stepping to the loo.’ Let me just lift my leg and then walk down the aisle.” The solution? Watch it above. I would’ve driven the girl to the nearest fast food restaurant or bar, but hey, that’s just me. Keep reading »
Oh, television, you are a good companion. Thank you for always providing a good time and never talking back. After the jump, some shows to look forward to this week, from an HBO documentary about psychics, to Bethenny actually getting married, to a marathon of “Community.” Keep reading »