Posts tagged "bestiality"

Man-On-Dolphin Sex Documentary Makes Big Splash At Film Festival

Malcolm Brenner claims that, in 1970, he had a “consensual sexual relationship” with a dolphin named Dolly, whom he met at a Florida amusement park, when he was taking photographs for a children’s book. Now his disturbing story is the subject of a documentary. “Dolphin Lover” debuted last week at the Slamdance Film Festival in Park…

Huffington Post Weird News / February 4, 2015

I Will Write About The Snake Sex Video, But I Will Not Watch It

My tolerance for things that are scary/gross/weird is pretty high, but when I heard about the snake sex video that has slithered its way into the internet’s fascination today, my reaction was a whole lot of NOPE.

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE. NOPE.

Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 18, 2014

Lea Delaria Was Worried PETA Was Going To Freak Over That Lil Boo Peanut Butter Scene On “OITNB”

“Can I tell you how many #peanutbutter’s I got today on Twitter? I laughed so hard. I couldn’t believe the first one… And then there were suddenly like 10 more. … When it went down, I was a little nervous. Am I gonna be getting tweets from PETA? And it’s a joke… I also probably wouldn’t MacGyver a screwdriver into…

Jessica Wakeman / June 17, 2014

Weirdest, Worst Attempted Assault Excuse Ever: “I Had Sex With My Cat And Everyone Knows”

I’ve been working at The Frisky for quite a while now and I have heard my share of cray stories. From a man who died from having sex with a hornets nest to a couple of Finnish journalists who pooped their pants on a bus just to find out what would happen if they did,…

Ami Angelowicz / July 18, 2013

Man Arrested For ‘Joking’ About Having Sex With Goats

I don’t know about you, but to me, nothing screams “hilarity” quite like bestiality.

In no-one-gets-the-joke news, Shuan Keith Orris was arrested for disorderly conduct and carrying a concealed weapon after things got violent when questioning bar patrons about their thoughts on fornicating with goats. He was apparently making the rounds at a…

Alyson Penn / June 21, 2013

Illinois Man Charged With Sexually Abusing A Peacock

On April 28, David Beckmann, 64, of Roselle, Illinois was booked on a host of horrifying charges, including battery and attempted indecent solicitation of a child. But his most bizarre crime? Sexually assaulting a peacock. Before we get into the particulars, can I just start out by saying what everyone is probably thinking: how in the fuck

Julie Gerstein / May 13, 2013

Kurtis Peterson Gets 15 Years In Prison For Having Sex With His Dog

You’d be better off raping a woman in Missouri than a dog in Michigan — at least according to the latest sentence handed down for convicted dog sex-haver Kurtis Peterson. Peterso, of Muskegon, Michigan, was caught — by the same woman! — having sex with his pet pit bull not once, but twice. Joyce Yeaw first…

Julie Gerstein / April 25, 2013

“Donkey Love” Is The Bestiality Documentary You Never Wanted To See

I just watched the trailer for “Donkey Love,” a documentary about remote parts of Colombia where the deep, dark secret is that lots of men have sex with donkeys.  Then I watched three more times in a row just to make sure I was understanding it correctly. Julie is of the opinion that this film…

Ami Angelowicz / October 11, 2012

Man Tries To Rape Raccoon, Gets His Penis Bitten Off

Try to have sex with an animal against its will, expect a penis injury.

“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” said 44-year-old Russian man, Alexander Kirilov.

I spent a long time trying to understand this sentence. The thought of “having some fun” with an animal i…

Ami Angelowicz / September 16, 2012

Pennsylvania Man Pleads Guilty To Performing Oral Sex On A Female Horse — Plus, How To Squirt!

Bestiality alert. Cover your eyes if you’re squeamish. A Pennsylvania man pled guilty to performing oral sex on a female horse. [Huffington Post]
Let’s talk about all the wonderful things about morning sex. [Your Tango]
A naked dude weighs in on what he thinks about our pubic hair. Spoiler: He thinks pube…

Ami Angelowicz / August 10, 2012

SWA, Roman Showers & Bunga Bunga: 10 (More) Crazy Sex Practices We Were Unaware Of

We already knew that SWA (sex with animals) was bad for the soul, but the other day we learned why it is equally bad for the penis. Just so we’re all clear here, sticking a d**k in a non-human animal hole doubles the risk for penis cancer. Sure, we knew that somehow, somewhere in a…

Ami Angelowicz / November 10, 2011

Oops! No More Sex In Florida

Don’t go to Florida if you plan to get laid, because doin’ it is officially illegal there. In an attempt to outlaw bestiality, Florida lawmakers accidentally banned all sex acts. The new law bans “knowing sexual conduct or sexual contact with an animal.” As we know from the great Nine Inch Nails song, “Closer,” wanting…

Ami Angelowicz / May 12, 2011

To Stop Your Dog From Barking, Breastfeed Her!

Single mother Suzanne Morgan made a life-changing discovery one evening after she put her daughter Tasha to bed. Her dog Dixie was howling, barking uncontrollably, hungry to be fed. She opened the cupboards and discovered they were bare. She was low on cash after her husband split. So instead of going to the store to…

Ami Angelowicz / January 6, 2011

Fashion And Bestiality Converge: What’s Happening In These Photos?

Going for shock value is a well-known tactic in the fashion industry. But these SSense photos of a lick-happy dog that appears to be aroused and a model with an O-face are not risque — they’re just gross. Never have I wanted to think of bestiality while ogling a killer pair of pumps or my…

Annika Harris / January 12, 2010

The Daily Squeeze: A Nude Blacklist, Bestiality, And Viagra For Women

A nudist resort in France had to get special permission from the government to keep a blacklist of guests forbidden from visiting. [Reuters]
Two dogs trained to have sex with women have been deemed adoptable and are waiting for new owners at an animal sanctuary in Tulsa, OK. [CBS News]
Women taking antidepressants might find…

Catherine Strawn / July 23, 2008

The Daily Squeeze: Dutch Animals, Six Women, And John Adams

The Dutch parliament voted unanimously to outlaw bestiality and pornography involving animals. Previously, Dutch law had forbidden bestiality only when animals were found to be mistreated. One small step for man, one giant leap for horses. [AP]…

Catherine Strawn / March 14, 2008