Thank you for learning to play rock anthems by Led Zeppelin, Gun N Roses, Deep Purple, David Bowie, The Rolling Stones, Van Morrison and more on your melodica and posting your medley on YouTube. I think you might be my nerdy, musical soul mate. Let’s make beautiful music together. I’ll sing, and you can back me up on melodica. Maybe you can teach me how to play keytar? We can start that band I’ve always wanted to. We’ll call it Epilady Epidemic. And we can audition for “The Voice.” What say you?