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Sad Ben Affleck Is Really Very Sad That No One Liked “Batman v Superman”

Sad Ben Affleck is so very sad. More »


Batman V Superman Is Pretty—And Pretty Dumb

Everyone loves Batman and Superman, just apparently not when they’re trying to rip each other’s heads off. While audiences give Batman v Superman a 74% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes, critics are hovering at the 30% mark, calling the film, well, a disaster. Read more on Newser…More »


Ben Affleck’s Back Tattoo Is Dead, Long Live Ben Affleck’s Back Tattoo

We’re sad to see it go. More »


Who Is Responsible For The Monstrosity On Ben Affleck’s Back?

Ben Affleck, welcome to the Thunderdome of public opinion! We know that your back tattoo wasn’t supposed to be for public consumption, but we have questions. At least two of your exes have weighed in on it so far, and the reviews aren’t good. Jennifer Garner didn’t say it was ugly per se, but just… More »


Matt Damon Says It Was “Really Painful” Being Ben Affleck’s BFF During The J. Lo Years

Also, a Destiny’s Child tell-all is possibly on the way and Chick-Fil-A lands in Manhattan! More »


Ben Affleck’s Nanny Has Been Offered $1M To Star In Batman Porn Parody

Oh boy. The porn parody producer and director Axel Braun has reportedly offered Ben and Jen’s ex-nanny, Christine Ouzounian, $1 million to star in a Batman/Superman porn parody film, originally titled: Batman v Superman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody.

The parody is coming out following Affleck’s new starring role as a Batman in… More »


We Love Ben Affleck’s Nanny Too, But Don’t Call Her A Feminist Icon

Until recently I had largely avoided —as much as someone who works in media could avoid — reading anything related to the whole Ben Affleck-Jennifer Garner-nanny debacle. The whole thing just seemed too clichéd and predictable and boring to get too worked up over. But then came the Instagrams and the flawlessly executed pap shots and… More »


Ben Affleck’s Nanny-Friend Maybe Wants To Be On “The Bachelorette”

Christine Ouzounian is on fire, indeed. More »


Ben Affleck Was Cavorting With The Nanny While His Wife Cavorted With His Kids

Please note that he is still wearing his wedding ring. More »


Ben Affleck Is Maybe Still Schtupping, Sharing Champagne With The Nanny

Well, if the poorly lit, grainy and blurry photos are an indication, Ben Affleck is still friendly with the nanny who allegedly contributed to the end of his 10-year marriage to Jennifer Garner. Paparazzi snapped a few photos of Christine Ouzounian, the ex nanny with whom Affleck apparently had an affair, showing up to the… More »


Help! Our Celeb Crushes Are Turning Into Russian Dictators

Something sinister is happening to several of Hollywood’s hot actors and I’m not sure what exactly is going on. Perhaps I am the only one to notice this phenomenon but I think not!

Could it be that the lack of water in Los Angeles is being replaced by vodka? Are the desert-like conditions… More »


Ben Affleck Is Dating His Kids’ Nanny

HEAVY SIGH. More »


Amy Schumer Channels Slave Leia For GQ

Plus, Ben Affleck has moved on to Stage 2 of his Very Obvious And Typical Mid-Life Crisis. More »


Kim Kardashian: “I Guess People Would Call Me A Feminist”

Plus, Ben and Jen will continue to live together post-split, and President Obama has no love for guacamole with peas. More »


10 Famous Jennifers For Ben Affleck To Consider Dating Now That He Is Single

Don’t cry, Ben! There are so many Jennifers in the sea! More »


Love Is Dead Part 629: Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner Call It Quits After 10 Years Of Marriage

Well, we knew it was coming, right? Rumors have been flying for months, nay, YEARS that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner were on the verge of splitting, but today — a day after their 10-year wedding anniversary — the couple announced that they’re calling it quits for good.

“After much thought and careful consideration,… More »


Ben Affleck Is Sorry He Didn’t Want The World Knowing His Ancestors Owned Slaves

I regret my initial thoughts that the issue of slavery not be included in the story.” More »


Ben Affleck Demanded PBS Hide His Slave-Owning Ancestor From Their Show

PBS’s popular show “Finding Your Roots” traces the ancestry of celebrities and it was recently revealed that Ben Affleck decided to hide some of his more sinister lineage.

Affleck thought he was safe with his secretive demand, until of course, the Sony emails were leaked! Turns out the host of the show, Henry… More »


Who’s Your Favorite Batman In Cinema?

Ben Affleck as Batman really doesn’t sound appealing, I know. But with “Batman vs. Superman” in post-production and guaranteed for release next year, it seems like a really good time to reflect on the Ghosts of Batmen Past, doesn’t it? Editor Jacob Swinney put together this compendium of Batman in Cinema, from Lewis Wilson on… More »


Morning Quickies: Here Is A GIF Of Ben Affleck’s Penis In “Gone Girl”

A high-quality rip of “Gone Girl” has made its way on to the internet, which means Rich at Gawker took the time to make a GIF of Ben Affleck’s dick’s infamous cameo. I feel like the lighting is dim enough to make it SFW. [Gawker] … More »


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