Posts tagged "being single"

Hitched: Reliving The Bachelorette Life

I made sure to get the thin crust pizza, because I knew that once it was just me and a couch and Liam Neeson rescuing some people from some horrible shit and/or wolves, I was going to eat all that pizza, and I did not want the bread bloat. I was treating myself. I wa…

By: Andrea Grimes / October 3, 2012

Mind Of Man: S**t I Say To Myself When I’m Alone

"It’s not ‘talking to yourself’. It’s 'engaging in a conversation with your needs.'" "Hello internet porn, how are you today?" "Where did I put that Slim Jim??" "(random laughter for no reason)" "We all die alone." "Please text me back please text me back." "I’m out of Captain Crunch. My life sucks." "I’m Batman."…

By: John DeVore / January 11, 2012

Statia Kealy Thinks You Should Stop Complaining About Being Single

If you ever get down about being single, things could be worse. You could be Statia Kealy, a 106-year-old woman who lives in Ireland and has been single her entire life. But she's still hopeful. When the photographer for an Irish newspaper took her picture, she said, "I hope you find me a man with…

By: Catherine Strawn / July 9, 2009