Posts tagged "bedroom behavior"

22 Things You Should Never Do In Bed

Once, I got drunk at a wedding and took home a yuppie. He looked so cute in his white tux and charmed me into dancing to Earth, Wind & Fire. Needless to say, I couldn’t wait to take that stallion for a ride. But, as I unzipped his pants, he said, “Don’t get excited, you…

By: Simcha / May 12, 2009

What People Say Before, During, And After Sex

Most of the time, pillow talk isn’t supposed to be funny, but sometimes it is. And, other times, it’s painfully awkward. The new site Said in Bed compiles real people’s quotes said before, during, or after sex. Our favorite on the site so far:

“Doesn’t it feel good?” she said.
“Doesn’t it feel…

By: Catherine Strawn / April 2, 2009

Quickies!: Your Cosmetics Could Contain Cow Dung

Mmmm. This beauty cream smells so good. Did you know it could contain cow dung or bull semen? [Shine]
Although more women are choosing to go gray, instead of dyeing their hair, they are still facing a double standard: Men with gray hair are considered distinguished, whereas graying women are considered de-sexualized or just plai…

By: Annika Harris / July 29, 2008

The Frisky TV: Admit It, Do You Fart In Front Of Your Significant Other?

The Frisky is full of extremely serious questions about bedroom behavior — like this one: have you ever farted in front of someone you’re boinking? We sent Lori out onto the streets to get answers from regular folk — suffice it to say, some of them would be appalled by my complete lack…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 23, 2008