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Tripping Won’t Cost You The Miss USA Crown

For all those aspiring beauty pageant hopefuls out there, here’s glimmer of hope. Though, generally, poise and grace are keys to winning the crown, the latest Miss USA wasn’t exactly…

Bianca Posterli | May 17, 2010 - 6:50 pm

Miss USA Rima Fakih: 10 Things To Know

Two things happened to Rima Fakih yesterday. She nearly went splat after tripping over the long train of her wedding-like gown. And more importantly, the Miss Michigan USA pageant queen…

Annika Harris | May 17, 2010 - 5:30 pm

Miss USA Contestants Strip Down For Photos. Cue The Controversy.

Conveniently just in time for the live webcast of the Miss USA pageant tomorrow night, there’s a BIG CONTROVERSY stirring up lots of press for the event. (And since…

Kate Torgovnick/ | May 11, 2010 - 5:00 pm

Quotable: “Meatball” Is The Fairest Bulldog In All The Land

“For me, the bulldog is the ugliest thing I can put my hands on. He’s got to have bloodshot eyes. The right kind of bloodshot eyes, like on a Friday…

Erin Flaherty | April 20, 2010 - 5:40 pm

Frisky Rant: The One Thing Ivanka Trump Has To Do To Be Taken Seriously

It’s no secret that I have a rather low threshold for Rich Kids, especially Celebrity Rich Kids, who don’t get their elbows particularly dirty building up their resumes like the…

Jessica Wakeman | March 15, 2010 - 6:00 pm

A Closer Look At The Miss Tiger Woods Mistress Pageant

It’s official. Jamie Jungers is the fairest mistress of them all. Yesterday morning, Howard Stern got together Jungers along with Loredana Jolie and Jaimee Grubs for the Tiger Woods Mistress…

Kate Torgovnick/ | March 11, 2010 - 4:50 pm

A Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant?

I’m kind of shocked it took someone 40 days to come up with this idea. Howard Stern is attempting to stage a beauty pageant for the assorted mistresses and flings

Kate Torgovnick/ | January 5, 2010 - 5:50 pm

Miss Gay Brazil Gets Her Wig Snatched

Oh, no she di’-n’t! After being crowned Miss Gay Brazil 2009, Ava Simões got her wig snatched clean off her head by a fellow PO’d contestant! And her tiara,…

Susannah Breslin | November 19, 2009 - 5:30 pm

Miss Universe Threesome Sex Tape Leaked

Another day, another beauty pageant sex scandal. And no, this post amazingly has nothing to do with Carrie Prejean, who evidently has eight sex tapes, or Kari Ann Peniche, of…

Kate Torgovnick/ | November 18, 2009 - 1:59 pm

High Glitz Or Child Tragedy?

The coffee table book High Glitz would seriously freak out anyone who sat down on my couch. The collection of images shows beauty queen toddlers posing for the child pageant…

Jessica Goldberg | November 4, 2009 - 7:50 pm

Rush Limbaugh Crowned A Miss America Pageant Judge

Miss America loves inviting random people to judge over their annual grossfest pageant. But the judging panel for the 2010 pageant will include perhaps the most random person ever—Rush Limbaugh.

Kate Torgovnick/ | October 12, 2009 - 1:15 pm

The Condom Olympics Are A Stretch For Miss Universe

And we thought Heidi Montag’s performance and all the plastic surgery at the Miss Universe pageant was scandalous? Check out this video of Miss Australia blowing up a condom…

Kate Torgovnick/ | September 8, 2009 - 6:50 pm