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Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Tried To Take Kitten To A Strip Club

Insert your favorite pussy joke here: A guy in — where else? — Florida, was arrested after he tried to take his kitten into a strip club and was denied…

Julie Gerstein | June 12, 2012 - 2:40 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Toothpick Caper

Dear Unidentified Man Who Stole 400,000 Toothpicks,

Let me start by saying that I do not condone theft. But I will say, your crime intrigues me. I am…

Ami Angelowicz | June 12, 2012 - 10:40 am

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Filled His House With Mammoth Bones

Dear Guy Who Filled His House With Mammoth Bones,

Two years ago, when you found your first woolly mammoth bone in your Iowa backyard, you reacted like most…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | June 8, 2012 - 10:20 am

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Turned His Dead Cat Into A Helicopter

Artist Burt Jansen was bummed when his cat Orville was killed by a car, but he also saw his pet’s death as an artistic opportunity — turning lemons into lemonade,…

Julie Gerstein | June 4, 2012 - 10:40 am

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Built An Exact Replica Of The Ghostbusters Car

Dear Guy Who Built An Exact Replica Of The Car From “Ghostbusters,”

If I were to make a list of traits I find irresistible in a man, it…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | May 25, 2012 - 1:20 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Took His Zebra (And Parrot) To The Bar

Earlier this week, Iowa man Jerald Reiter was arrested with a zebra and a parrot in his car. But that’s not what got him busted. No, it seems Reiter was…

Julie Gerstein | May 23, 2012 - 4:20 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Got Kicked Out Of A Bar For Eating Salad — In The Bathroom

Dear Dude Who Was Kicked Out Of Manhattan’s Blue Ruin Bar For Eating A Salad In The Bathroom,

Where have you been all my life? Finally, someone who…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | May 18, 2012 - 12:40 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Legally Changed His Name To Tyrannosaurus Rex

Dear Guy Who Legally Changed His Name To Tyrannosaurus Rex,

Last week you were just a regular 23-year-old guy named Tyler Gold from York, Nebraska. Then you went…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | May 11, 2012 - 9:40 am

Be My Boyfriend: Guy With Tattooed Shoes

Dear Guy With Permanent Converse,

I don’t know who you are, but you may be my sole mate. What an innovative idea it was to get shoes tattooed

Ami Angelowicz | May 8, 2012 - 2:20 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Batman Goatee Guy

Dear Batman Goatee Guy,

You are either a really serious Batman fan or have an excellent sense of humor or both. You’re handy with a razor and possess…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | April 30, 2012 - 3:20 pm

Be My Boyfriends: The Guys Who Stole A Penguin From Sea World

You guys like animals, I love animals. You guys like getting drunk, I like getting drunk. It seems like we’d get along. After all, it’s not every day that three…

Julie Gerstein | April 23, 2012 - 4:40 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Monkey Man

Dear Kenichi Ito (aka Monkey Man),

I really admire how you’ve been perfecting different movement styles based on the Patas monkey of Africa. For the record, I don’t…

Ami Angelowicz | April 21, 2012 - 2:00 pm
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