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Be My Boyfriend: Skateboard Rabbi (On Drugs) On “The Price Is Right”

Josh Androsky is a skateboarding rabbi who decided to take some mushrooms and get a little bit wasted before attending a taping of long-running game show “The Price is Right.”

Julie Gerstein | August 23, 2012 - 11:20 am

Be My Boyfriend: Drunk Tourist Who Took A Nap On The Baggage Conveyor Belt

Dear Drunk Tourist,

You sauntered up to the Rome airport’s international terminal with a backpack and a can of beer, ready to check in for your flight. When…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | August 16, 2012 - 3:40 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Wants A Hawk At His 30th Birthday Party

I saw this Craigslist ad looking for a falconer to bring “an aggressive flying killing machine” to a 30th birthday posted on Facebook. I’m not sure if it’s for a…

Jessica Wakeman | July 27, 2012 - 4:40 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Arrested For Giving Cop Tacos

Oh darling Matthew Falkner of Palm City, Florida (always, always Florida), you and I are soulmates. After all, you were arrested in the parking lot of a Taco Bell, after…

Julie Gerstein | July 26, 2012 - 11:20 am

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Sings Lullabies To Polar Bears

Dear Russian Bear Patrol Officer Vladilen Kavriy Who Sings Lullabies To Polar Bears,

First of all, can we talk about how rad it is that your job title is…

Jessica Wakeman | July 18, 2012 - 1:20 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Selling A Live, Baby Shark On The NYC Subway

Dear Shark Man,

Is it OK if I call you that? I don’t know your name. But I wish I did. I have seen a lot of things…

Ami Angelowicz | July 13, 2012 - 4:20 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Guy On A Cathedral Licking Tour

Dear Lawrence Edmonds,

From one person who can’t resist a dare to another, I bow down to you for taking this one on. Licking 62 Anglican Cathedrals in…

Ami Angelowicz | July 7, 2012 - 2:00 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Sings “Kiss From A Rose” To His Cat

Dear Guy Who Sings “Kiss From A Rose” To His Cat,

Not all of us can hit a high note. Hell, not all of us can hit any

Jessica Wakeman | July 6, 2012 - 1:20 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Man Who Used Farts As A Weapon

It’s not often that I’m impressed by a man’s physical abilities. But Guy Who Farted So Loud Your Neighbor Pulled A Gun On You, you, my friend, have some major…

Julie Gerstein | June 27, 2012 - 12:40 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Tim Tebow Prank Caller Who Lives In A Pillow Fort

Dear Jason Slater,

May I start off by saying that one of the most attractive qualities a potential boyfriend can have is a sense of playfulness. And you,…

Ami Angelowicz | June 20, 2012 - 11:20 am

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Crashed A Church Dressed As The Devil

Dear Devil Impersonator,

They have not revealed your identity, but aren’t you quite the little shit starter. I wonder what gave you the idea to put on a

Ami Angelowicz | June 15, 2012 - 1:40 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Most Misogynist Tree Removal Guy

You had me at, “I don’t take no orders from no woman.”

Meet Ihor Stetkewycz, the man of my dreams — a tree removal guy who pissed off…

Julie Gerstein | June 14, 2012 - 12:40 pm
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