Posts tagged "be my boyfriend"

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Tried To Buy A Microwave With $1 Million Bill

Dear guy who tried to buy a microwave and vacuum at Wal-Mart with a $1 million bill,
Based on your shopping list, I can see you appreciate cleanliness and efficiency–you…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | January 5, 2012 - 9:20 am

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Ate 362 Slices Of Pizza And Still Wants More

I would like to take a moment to express my admiration for 28-year-old Colin Hagendorf, the dude who ate slices of cheese from 362 Manhattan pizza joints and blogged about

Ami Angelowicz | January 3, 2012 - 2:20 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who’s Addicted To Pulling Hair From The Drain

Dear Evan,

First off, how was your Thanksgiving? Mine was pretty great. Over the holiday weekend, I spent some quality time catching up on episodes of my fave…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | November 28, 2011 - 4:40 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Man Who Killed And Ate A Bobcat While High On Meth

Meth, it’s a hell of drug. In the case of meth user and potential new boyfriend candidate Henry Arnibal, the drug caused him to kill, skin and eat a bobcat.

Julie Gerstein | November 17, 2011 - 9:40 am

Be My Boyfriend: LOLCats #OccupyWallStreet Guy

Dear guy holding this purrrrfectly wonderful sign featuring a fluffy Persian cat without health insurance,
I know we already agree on two things: Politics and kittttttttehs. Let’s date.

Julie Gerstein | October 12, 2011 - 12:40 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Guy In Banana Mania Shirt

Dear Banana Sweater Boyfriend,

Look, I already know we’re going to get along. After all, we both like garish Cosby sweaters, and bananas. What more do you need to…

Julie Gerstein | September 25, 2011 - 10:00 am

Be My Boyfriend: Dave Salmoni, The Bear Guy

Dave Salmoni sounds like he’s Canadian, handles baby animals and has a degree in BEARS. Yeah, that’s what I said, a degree in BEARS. This guy knows everything about…

Julie Gerstein | September 17, 2011 - 10:00 am

Be My Boyfriend: Alleged Murderer With Creative Facial Implants

Dear Potential Boyfriend: Your an innovator, a restless soul, a man whose creativity couldn’t be expressed merely via piercings and “666” tattoos. No, no, you needed something more. You craved…

Julie Gerstein | September 13, 2011 - 1:20 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Wears A Dribble Bib

After the jump, three reasons why me and a dribble bib wearer should date.

Julie Gerstein | July 27, 2011 - 10:20 am

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Demanded He Be Allowed To Wear Spaghetti Strainer In His License Photo

Hey there, Niko Alm. I really love that you were so adamant about wearing a spaghetti strainer in your driver’s license photo that you fought for three years to obtain…

Julie Gerstein | July 14, 2011 - 5:20 pm
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