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Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Built This Epic Mobile Office In His Car

Dear Guy Who Built This Epic Mobile Office In His Car,

Listen, dude, I get it. Why start work at 9 a.m. and end at 5 p.m. when…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | November 21, 2012 - 3:30 pm

Be My Boyfriend: The Great Panty Caper

Dear Danai Raiwech (aka The Great Panty Caper),

Hi. How are you? You probably feel like shit right now, on bail, waiting to be charged for your involvement…

Ami Angelowicz | November 16, 2012 - 2:40 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Man Who Stole Lobsters To Support Drug Habit

Oh, Charles Shumanis III, the love we could have had. Earlier this month, Shumanis, 47, was convicted of stealing lobsters (!) and other meat from an Allentown, Pennsylvania-area supermarket, with…

Julie Gerstein | November 6, 2012 - 1:40 pm

Be My Boyfriend: The “People’s Court” Announcer

There’s histrionics, and then there’s histrionics. And perhaps nobody knows that better than the announcer guy for “The People’s Court.” He’s turned witty voiceover-speak into a slightly sardonic, possibly passive…

Julie Gerstein | October 28, 2012 - 10:00 am

Be My Boyfriend: Bodybuilder Who Forgot To Apply Fake Tanner To His Face

Dear Number 49,

Congrats on making it to the Super Heavyweight finals at the Arnold Classic Europe in Madrid this weekend! That’s awesome! I’m sorry that you didn’t…

Ami Angelowicz | October 16, 2012 - 2:40 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Whose Beautiful Mullet Got Him Kicked Out Of Bar

Oh Australia, what were you thinking? A bar in Perth in the Land of the Criminals kicked a guy out for having a mullet haircut. A bouncer at Print Hall’s…

Julie Gerstein | October 11, 2012 - 11:40 am

Be My Boyfriend: French Guy Who Buried Himself In A Hole For A Week To Read

Dear French Guy Who Buried Himself In A Hole For A Week,

Sometimes life gets really overwhelming, and I want to just, I don’t know, bury myself in…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | October 4, 2012 - 3:40 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Vegetable Musician

Dear Vegetable Musician,

Hello. Nice to meet you. I don’t know your name, but I came across this video of you playing your celery nose flute and developed…

Ami Angelowicz | September 26, 2012 - 5:00 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Got This Poem Tattooed On His Shoulder

Dear Tattooed Poet,

You got the following poem tattooed on your shoulder: “Roses are red/ My name is Dave/ This poem makes no sense/ Microwave.” Obviously you have…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | September 21, 2012 - 8:30 am

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Called 911 Twice To Report His Dream

Dear Mark Welch,

I would like to start by saying that even if no one else does, I believe you. I’ve had that happen to me before –…

Ami Angelowicz | September 7, 2012 - 9:20 am

Be My Boyfriend: Russian Pasta Artist

Dear Sergey Pakhomov aka The Pasta Artist,

Six years ago you were working on an ad campaign for a Russian macaroni company and were struck by divine inspiration:…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | September 6, 2012 - 9:20 am

Be My Boyfriend: Old School Will Ferrell, When He Wore Just White Undies And Swimming Goggles

Modern day Will Ferrell seems like a total blast, but college era Will Ferrell appears to have been a stone cold foxy frat boy the likes of which he would…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | August 29, 2012 - 9:20 am
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