Posts tagged "be my boyfriend"

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Tried To Buy A Microwave With $1 Million Bill

Dear guy who tried to buy a microwave and vacuum at Wal-Mart with a $1 million bill, Based on your shopping list, I can see you appreciate cleanliness and efficiency--you want to defrost your chicken breasts in 3 minutes and keep your carpets dustmite-free. That's commendable. But it was the way tried to pay for…
By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / January 5, 2012

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Ate 362 Slices Of Pizza And Still Wants More

I would like to take a moment to express my admiration for 28-year-old Colin Hagendorf, the dude who ate slices of cheese from 362 Manhattan pizza joints and blogged about each and every one. Even after his daunting endeavor to do a thorough taste investigation of the state of affairs of the NYC…
By: Ami Angelowicz / January 3, 2012

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who’s Addicted To Pulling Hair From The Drain

Dear Evan, First off, how was your Thanksgiving? Mine was pretty great. Over the holiday weekend, I spent some quality time catching up on episodes of my fave TV shows that I managed to miss, including "My Strange Addiction." And that's how I came to know you and decided that you would make a great…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 28, 2011

Be My Boyfriend: Man Who Killed And Ate A Bobcat While High On Meth

Meth, it's a hell of drug. In the case of meth user and potential new boyfriend candidate Henry Arnibal, the drug caused him to kill, skin and eat a bobcat. It's unclear whether Arnibal actually bothered cooking the bobcat meat before eating it (who has the time, really, when you're busy doing meth?), but it'…
By: Julie Gerstein / November 17, 2011

Be My Boyfriend: LOLCats #OccupyWallStreet Guy

Dear guy holding this purrrrfectly wonderful sign featuring a fluffy Persian cat without health insurance, I know we already agree on two things: Politics and kittttttttehs. Let's date. Love, Julie [Flickr/CherryKittenBomb]…
By: Julie Gerstein / October 12, 2011

Be My Boyfriend: Guy In Banana Mania Shirt

Dear Banana Sweater Boyfriend, Look, I already know we're going to get along. After all, we both like garish Cosby sweaters, and bananas. What more do you need to form the basis to a solid relationship? Love, Julie [$284, Perks and Mini]…
By: Julie Gerstein / September 25, 2011

Be My Boyfriend: Dave Salmoni, The Bear Guy

Dave Salmoni sounds like he's Canadian, handles baby animals and has a degree in BEARS. Yeah, that's what I said, a degree in BEARS. This guy knows everything about bears, and can even hold a baby grizzly bear on his lap. Let's date, Dave Salmoni; I promise I won't bite nearly as hard as a…
By: Julie Gerstein / September 17, 2011

Be My Boyfriend: Alleged Murderer With Creative Facial Implants

Dear Potential Boyfriend: Your an innovator, a restless soul, a man whose creativity couldn't be expressed merely via piercings and "666" tattoos. No, no, you needed something more. You craved a greater tool for self-expression and body modification. So you went for facial implants -- several of them! -- to give your face an unsettling…
By: Julie Gerstein / September 13, 2011

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Wears A Dribble Bib

After the jump, three reasons why me and a dribble bib wearer should date.
By: Julie Gerstein / July 27, 2011

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Demanded He Be Allowed To Wear Spaghetti Strainer In His License Photo

Hey there, Niko Alm. I really love that you were so adamant about wearing a spaghetti strainer in your driver's license photo that you fought for three years to obtain the right. You even claimed to be a follower of "Pastafarianism," and submitted to a mental health test to make sure that you were competent…
By: Julie Gerstein / July 14, 2011
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