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Be My Boyfriend: Guy On A Cathedral Licking Tour

Ami AngelowiczJuly 7, 2012 //
Amazing Tongues
The 8 Most Amazing Tongues
These tongues are exceptional! 5 Photos »
Be My BF: Pillow Fort
He prank called about Tim Tebow from his pillow fort. Read More »
Be My BF: Farts
This guy used farts as a weapon. Read More »

Dear Lawrence Edmonds,

From one person who can’t resist a dare to another, I bow down to you for taking this one on. Licking 62 Anglican Cathedrals in the UK in 13 months and taking photographic evidence of it just to avoid having to perform an act of public streaking? That’s really something. The best I’ve ever done was lick the bottom of someone’s shoe on a dare. This was before I became semi-germaphobic. Oh, and one time I climbed a tree in a cocktail dress. I have a picture of it. I can show you if we meet. Keep reading »

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Sings “Kiss From A Rose” To His Cat

Jessica WakemanJuly 6, 2012 //
Guys Heart Cats
These celeb hotties dig pussy. 13 Photos »
Be My BF: Cat Helicopter
This guy turned his dead cat into a helicopter. Whoa. Read More »
A Cat Fashion Show
Clothing for kitties: It's the cat's meow. Read More »
Be My Boyfriend
The More I Get Of You The Stranger It Feels, Yeah

Dear Guy Who Sings “Kiss From A Rose” To His Cat,

Not all of us can hit a high note. Hell, not all of us can hit any notes. But that hasn’t stopped you from expressing your love in the best way you know how: by serenading your cat with Seal’s masterpiece, “Kiss From A Rose.” Some people might watch you and think, Wow, this man is really into his cat. I watch you and think, Here’s a man who really knows how to spoon. Okay, maybe you were trying to cuddle kind of aggressively and a musical serenade is somewhat less romantic when it’s happening under physical duress. Cats are finicky, though. Yours clearly didn’t appreciate the sweetness of your gesture.

I would appreciate it, Guy Who Sings “Kiss From A Rose” to his cat. Call me! [The FW]

Be My Boyfriend: Man Who Used Farts As A Weapon

Julie GersteinJune 27, 2012 //
Be My BF: Tree Guy
A misogynist tree remover. Dreamy! Watch »
Be My BF: Toothpick Caper
He stole thousands of toothpicks! Read More »
Be My BF: Kitten Strip Club
Um, this guy tried to take a kitten to a strip club. Read More »
BE MY BOYFRIEND

It’s not often that I’m impressed by a man’s physical abilities. But Guy Who Farted So Loud Your Neighbor Pulled A Gun On You, you, my friend, have some major fart skills, and maybe the key to my heart. One, I love a man who’s confident enough in his bodily functions to let one rip whenever he feels like it. And two, I’m impressed that you used your farts as a weapon against apartment building neighbor Daniel Collins, with whom you’ve had a longstanding feud over noise. Your loud emissions so incensed Collins that he pulled out a shotgun and threatened to shoot you dead for the offending flatulence.

No matter, Collins was arrested and charged with aggravated assault, unlawful possession of a firearm and making terroristic threats, so it seems that you, me and your farts will be safe for now. [NY Daily News]

Be My Boyfriend: Tim Tebow Prank Caller Who Lives In A Pillow Fort

Ami AngelowiczJune 20, 2012 //
Be My BF: Tree Guy
A misogynist tree remover. Dreamy! Watch »
Be My BF: Toothpick Caper
He stole thousands of toothpicks! Read More »
Be My BF: Kitten Strip Club
Um, this guy tried to take a kitten to a strip club. Read More »

Dear Jason Slater,

May I start off by saying that one of the most attractive qualities a potential boyfriend can have is a sense of playfulness. And you, my friend, have that. I see absolutely nothing wrong with the fact that you are 28 years old and live in a pillow fort in your mom’s closet. Pillow forts are the most fun. And while I haven’t built one since I was nine, maybe 10, I am totally open to the idea of getting back into that. I think the authorities were wrong to arrest you for calling 9-1-1, saying you were the president of the United States and demand to speak to Tim Tebow. You don’t really think you’re the president or want to speak to Tim Tebow.  I get what you were trying to do, Jason. You were making a prank call — one of my favorite things to do too! Well, it was when I was in middle school. Remind me to tell you about the time I crank called QVC and actually got on the air. It was such a rush! Anyhow, even though it’s not the best idea to prank call 9-1-1, I like your style. I can tell you are a true kid at heart. Wanna get together and build pillow forts and make prank calls? I think that would be radical.  Check yes, no or maybe.

Peace Out Dude,

Ami Angelowicz

[943 The Point]

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Crashed A Church Dressed As The Devil

Ami AngelowiczJune 15, 2012 //
Vagina!
An open letter to the Michigan state reps who are offended by the word. Read More »
Be My BF: Tree Guy
A misogynist tree remover. Dreamy! Watch »
Be My BF: Cat Helicopter
This guy turned his dead cat into a helicopter. Whoa. Read More »

Dear Devil Impersonator,

They have not revealed your identity, but aren’t you quite the little shit starter. I wonder what gave you the idea to put on a devil costume and try to crash a confirmation service at a church in northern Africa. Granted, you were arrested before you made it into the church and charged with disturbing the peace, but your idea was creative, albeit offensive. I like to give my potential suitors the benefit of the doubt. So, I am choosing to believe that you are just a man in need a more appropriate outlet for your creative rebellion. I have a proposal for you, Devil Boy: Come to our country, dress up as a vagina and rattle those Michigan House Republicans who think speaking the word on the floor is as offensive as entering a church dressed as the devil.

I look forward to hearing back from you.

Best,

Ami Angelowicz

Be My Boyfriend: Most Misogynist Tree Removal Guy

Julie GersteinJune 14, 2012 //
Be My Boyfriend: Pizza Guy
This guy ate 362 slices of pizza. We want to eat him. Read More »
Be My Boyfriend: Meth Guy
He ate a bobcat while on meth, so what? Read More »
Be My Boyfriend: Hair Guy
Evan is addicted to pulling hair out of shower drains. Read More »
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You had me at, “I don’t take no orders from no woman.”

Meet Ihor Stetkewycz, the man of my dreams — a tree removal guy who pissed off Detroit-area residents when he dumped a pile of tree stumps on their street and sped off. But that’s not why we’re in love. Ihor is my boyfriend because of the deft way he handled his ABC News on-air interview, where he told the female reporter that “I don’t take no orders from no woman.” He then followed it up by stating several times that the neighbor that complained about his misdeed “must have been a woman and I don’t listen to no woman, I just tell ‘em to shut up.” Obviously, he’s kind of a prince among men. [Buzzfeed]

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Tried To Take Kitten To A Strip Club

Julie GersteinJune 12, 2012 //
Be My Boyfriend: Turtleman
Why Julie loves the "Call of the Wildman" star. Read More »
Be My Boyfriend: Tattooed Shoes
Permanent converse? Yes, please! Read More »
Be My Boyfriend: Gumballs
He made the world's largest gumball out of Nicorette. Read More »
Be My Boyfriend: 15 Things
This man gets by with only 15 belongings. Read More »
Be My Boyfriend

Insert your favorite pussy joke here: A guy in — where else? — Florida, was arrested after he tried to take his kitten into a strip club and was denied entry. Everett Lages was arrested after he repeatedly called 911 after being told he had to leave the premises. Lages apparently expected that the cops would do something, but instead, they charged him with misuse of the 911 system, disorderly intoxication, trespassing after warning and resisting arrest without violence.

Can’t a man bring his kitten into a strip club? Too much competition for the strippers? [Charlotte County Sheriff's Office]

Be My Boyfriend: Toothpick Caper

Ami AngelowiczJune 12, 2012 //
Be My Boyfriend: Turtleman
Why Julie loves the "Call of the Wildman" star. Read More »
Be My Boyfriend: Tattooed Shoes
Permanent converse? Yes, please! Read More »
Be My BF: Cat Helicopter
This guy turned his dead cat into a helicopter. Whoa. Read More »
Be My Boyfriend

Dear Unidentified Man Who Stole 400,000 Toothpicks,

Let me start by saying that I do not condone theft. But I will say, your crime intrigues me. I am imagining the circumstances under which someone would break into a toothpick factory and steal $3,000 worth of product — that’s nearly half a million toothpicks! — and sell them at flea market. I can’t imagine it would be for the money. Even if you got top dollar for your bounty, it wouldn’t get you far. In my mind, you’re just a dreamer, a man who longs for a world where no one has food stuck in his teeth. It’s so hard to look at and so embarrassing when it happens to you. Mortifying! I get it. Dental hygiene is very important to me too. I am one of those weird people who looks forward to going to the dentist. In fact, I have a cleaning next week. Yay! Keep reading »

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Filled His House With Mammoth Bones

Winona Dimeo-EdigerJune 8, 2012 //
Be My Boyfriend: Turtleman
Why Julie loves the "Call of the Wildman" star. Read More »
Be My Boyfriend: Gum Guy
He made the world's largest gumball out of Nicorette. Read More »
Be My Boyfriend: Tattooed Shoes
Permanent converse? Yes, please! Read More »

Dear Guy Who Filled His House With Mammoth Bones,

Two years ago, when you found your first woolly mammoth bone in your Iowa backyard, you reacted like most people would, by saying to your sons, “Boys, that’s a bone. That’s a really big bone.” But it was how you proceeded after that that really caught my attention: you dug up that bone (which turned out to be a femur), then you dug up more bones, and more, and more. You brought in construction equipment and paleontologists to help, and then you put all the bones in your living room. With your backyard bone collection rapidly growing, you told a local news station that you’re considering adding another room to your house to assemble the skeleton. Perhaps you could make room for me too? [NBC Los Angeles]

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Turned His Dead Cat Into A Helicopter

Julie GersteinJune 4, 2012 //
Be My Boyfriend: Turtleman
Why Julie loves the "Call of the Wildman" star. Read More »
Be My Boyfriend: Tattooed Shoes
Permanent converse? Yes, please! Read More »
Be My Boyfriend: Gum Guy
He made the world's largest gumball out of Nicorette. Read More »

Artist Burt Jansen was bummed when his cat Orville was killed by a car, but he also saw his pet’s death as an artistic opportunity — turning lemons into lemonade, if you will. Jansen stuffed the dead animal, and through some ingenious engineering, turned Orville the Cat into Orville the Helicopter, or the Orvillecopter. The cat-cum-remote-controlled-toy is currently on display at the Kunstrai Art Festival in Amsterdam. And while Jansen admits that the Orvillecopter doesn’t always fly perfectly straight, he assures us that “he will receive more powerful engines and larger props for his birthday. So this hopping will soon change into steady flight.”

Please enjoy a video of the Orvillecopter actually flying after the jump.

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