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Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Drove Drunk Inside A Walmart

Dear Timothy Carr,

A lot of people drive drunk, but it takes a special kind of man (usually from Florida) to drive drunk inside. According to a report…

Julie Gerstein | February 6, 2013 - 3:20 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Czech Prez Candidate With A Full Face Tattoo

Dear Vladimir Franz,

They say that beauty is only skin deep, and it’s pretty clear that you took that literally. As the first fully-tattooed presidential candidate of the…

Julie Gerstein | February 4, 2013 - 4:20 pm

Be My Boyfriend(s): Two Awesome Thieves Who Stole More Than $65K In Chicken

Dear Dewayne Patterson and Renaldo Jackson,

You guys obviously like chicken. And I like guys who like chicken. So let’s have a menage a poulet. At least, I’m…

Julie Gerstein | January 29, 2013 - 8:30 am

Be My Boyfriend: JacksFilms Dude Is The Ultimate Grammarian

I admit I’m even a little nervous writing this, because Jack of JacksFilms is generally concerned with only one thing — the paltry grammar of internet commenters and social networkers.

Julie Gerstein | January 28, 2013 - 9:20 am

We’re Breaking Up: Drunk Guy Who Had Sex With A Snowman And Got Frostbite

Dear Kenneth Guillespie,

I hate to be the one to say this to you, but it’s time to get sober, buddy. You probably already know this, but it…

Ami Angelowicz | January 25, 2013 - 8:30 am

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Plays The Alcordion

Dear Ivan Zamotaev,

I’ve always had a thing for men who play accordions, so when you walked onto the “Russia’s Got Talent” stage and debuted your talent–playing a fascinating…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | January 24, 2013 - 12:20 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Naked Burglar Who Jumped On Roof, Emptied Vacuum & Masturbated In A Stranger’s House

Dear Gregory Matthew Bruni,

You sound like quite an impressive criminal — even for Florida, which is full of impressive criminals. It seems this past Monday you were…

Julie Gerstein | January 23, 2013 - 11:20 am

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Outsourced His Job To China So He Could Watch Cat Videos

Dear Amazing Outsourcer,

Most of us are guilty of loafing off on the job a couple times a day. But you, Anonymous Job Outsourcer, decided to game the…

Julie Gerstein | January 16, 2013 - 1:20 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Handcuffed Himself To A Taco Bell Employee He Fancied

Dear Jason Earl Dean,

I understand that this week a judge sentenced you to four years in prison for handcuffing yourself to a woman who wouldn’t go out…

Julie Gerstein | January 10, 2013 - 2:20 pm

Be My Boyfriend (Someday): Evan, The 10-Year-Old Cat Lover Who Donates His Allowance To Save Kitties

Dear Evan,

I realize that at 10, you’re a bit too young to actually be my boyfriend. However, I’d just like to give you a shout out, as…

Julie Gerstein | January 7, 2013 - 12:40 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Florida Man Who Called His Mom For A Ride After Robbing A Store

Dear Zachariah Dalton,

Most women will tell you that they want a man who’s close to his parents. A man who loves and respects his mother and father…

Julie Gerstein | January 7, 2013 - 8:30 am

Be My Boyfriend: Chef Who Farted On All Of His Employees And Posted A Craigslist Ad To Announce It

Dear Farting Chef,

Food and farts! You sir, know how to make a lady swoon. Farting Chef, your Craigslist ad detailing the achievement of your three-month mission to…

Ami Angelowicz | January 3, 2013 - 3:20 pm
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