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Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Received Disability Benefits For His Heavy Metal Addiction

Winona Dimeo-EdigerJanuary 2, 2013 //
90s Musicians You Forgot About
90s musicians where are they now
Where are they now? Click here to find out! 11 Photos »
Be My BF: Mullet
His mullet got him kicked out of a bar. Read More »
Be My BF: Poem Tattoo
We love his poem tattoo. Read More »
Rock on, man.

Dear Roger Tullgren AKA The Guy Who Received Disability Benefits For His Heavy Metal Addiction,

A lot of people claim to lead a heavy metal lifestyle, but as far as I know, you’re the only one who has had three separate psychologists confirm that your obsession with heavy metal is actually a clinical addiction. After you were fired for skipping work to attend metal shows and blasting Black Sabbath all day, you got the Swedish government to help support your lifestyle. How? Well, you described it best: “I signed a form saying: ‘Roger feels compelled to show his heavy metal style. This puts him in a difficult situation on the labor market. Therefore he needs extra financial help.’”

Roger, even though you’re no longer receiving disability benefits, I feel compelled to tell you that I love your heavy metal style. Never change, OK? And if you ever need a date for a hardcore show, I’m pretty sure I have enough black eyeliner for both of us.

XOXO
Winona

[Oddity Central]

Be My Boyfriend: Man Issued Formal Warning For Farting Too Much At Work

Ami AngelowiczDecember 27, 2012 //
Be My BF: Farts
This guy used farts as a weapon. Read More »
Fart In A Jar
An open letter to the girl who sold her fart on Ebay. Read More »
Be My BF: Panty Thief
This man's passion in life is stealing women's underwear. Read More »
Female Farts
Some common types of female farts. Read More »
Be My Boyfriend

Dear 38-Year-Old Anonymous Man,

You must be dying of embarrassment right now after receiving a five-page, formal letter of reprimand from your employer accusing you of “uncontrollable flatulence” that is creating an “intolerable” and “hostile” environment for coworkers. OUCH.

Apparently, you told your supervisor that you suffered from “some medical conditions,” but he or she isn’t buying it. Your manager stated that “nothing that you have submitted has indicated that you would have uncontrollable flatulence. It is my belief that you can control this condition.” Keep reading »

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Wore His Entire Wardrobe To The Airport

Julie GersteinDecember 19, 2012 //
Be My BF: Tattooed Shoes
Permanent converse? Yes, please! Read More »
Be My BF: 15 Things
This man gets by with only 15 belongings. Read More »
Be My BF: Jet Bike
This guy built a jet engine bike. Read More »
BE MY BOYFRIEND

Dear Resourceful Baggage Guy,

I love a man who finds innovative solutions to life’s annoying problems. And your solution to astronomical airline baggage fees was particularly smart: Rather than carry luggage, you wore yours, somehow managing to don more than 70 items of clothing in Guangzhou Baiyun International Airport. Keep reading »

The 15 Best Boyfriends Of 2012

The FriskyDecember 17, 2012 //
Best Boyfriends Of 2012
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When we say the “best” boyfriends, we mean the worst, or in some cases, the most ridiculous. We’ve rounded up the best of our “Be My Boyfriend” series this year. Really, we’re not planning on dating these guys, but said in the most diplomatic way possible, we marvel at them. These guys exist…

worst boyfriends ever
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Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Answered A Hot Iron Instead Of The Phone

Ami AngelowiczDecember 13, 2012 //
Be My BF: Pillow Fort
He prank called about Tim Tebow from his pillow fort. Read More »
Be My BF: Poem Tattoo
We love his poem tattoo. Read More »
Be My BF: Mullet
His mullet got him kicked out of a bar. Read More »
Be My BF

Dear Tomsaz Tomasz Paczkowski,

First of all, I hope your face is healing. It’s true that no good deed goes unpunished. I know it didn’t work out for you, trying to help your wife with the housework, but you get an A+ for effort. It was seriously sweet that you to offer to do the ironing while watching boxing and drinking a beer, but unless you’re skilled at doing four things at once (I’m not either!), you’re bound to make a mistake, like answering the iron instead of the phone and burning half your face. To make matters worse, when you ran to the bathroom to put cold water on your face, you smacked into the wall and gave yourself a black eye. Keep reading »

Be My Boyfriend: Real Life Cookie Monster

Winona Dimeo-EdigerDecember 10, 2012 //
Cookie Orgy!
12 delicious recipes to share (or not). 13 Photos »
Be My BF: Lobster Thief
He stole lobsters to buy drugs. Read More »
Sexy Food Costumes
Food Halloween Costumes
Maybe you've gone the edible route this Halloween. Read More »
Be My BF: Pasta Artist
He makes art ... from pasta. Read More »
Marry me!

Dear Real Life Cookie Monster,

Listen, I know absolutely nothing about you, except for the fact that you are dressed in a Cookie Monster costume while buying a package of Chips Ahoy in a surprisingly dispassionate manner. I don’t need to know anything else. Please give me your address so I can bring you a box of Oreos and hold up a sign that says, “To me, you are perfect.”

xoxo,
Winona

[Neatorama]

Be My Boyfriend: Real-Life Edward Scissorhands

Ami AngelowiczDecember 7, 2012 //
Be My BF: Logo Head
He sells ad space on his head. Watch »
Be My BF: Long Word
This guy spent 3.5 hours pronouncing a word. Read More »
Be My BF: Lobster Thief
He stole lobsters to buy drugs. Read More »
Be My BF!
He cutz with Clawz!

Dear Valentino LoSauro,

I’ve been waiting for Edward Scissorhands to give me a haircut since 1990. I know you don’t look like Johnny Depp, and I don’t look that much like Winona Ryder, but I’d like you to give me a haircut with your Clawz. (I like to put “Z”s on the endz of my wordz, too!)

You’ve been quoted as saying that Clawz bring musicality to hairdressing. And you use special cutting techniques you’ve dubbed “Flight of the Bumblebee” and “Zap” and “Raking.” It’s obvious that you are a former pianist. I was a singer. We have so much in common!

Valentino, cut my hair. Zap me. Bumblebee me. Rake me. Put your Clawz all over my head. Be my hairdresser. But we can skip the blindfold.

Yourz,
Ami Angelowicz
[Oddity Central]

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Stole 30 Cars In Less Than 3 Months

Julie GersteinDecember 3, 2012 //
Be My BF: Reader
This dude buried himself in a hole to read. Read More »
Be My BF: Bacon Guy
This dude ate a burger with 1,050 pieces of bacon. Watch »
Be My BF: Gumball Guy
He made the world's largest gumball out of Nicorette. Read More »

Dear Reynaldo Nazario,

Some car thieves take an entire lifetime to accomplish what you did in less than three months — stealing 30 cars in 75 days. Your steadfast dedication to your craft has meant that you’ve spent quite a lot of time in prison — nine out of the last 10 years you’ve been locked away on charges related to car theft. But that just shows you can be dedicated and committed to something (or someone) you care about. Keep reading »

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