Posts tagged "be my boyfriend"

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Received Disability Benefits For His Heavy Metal Addiction

Dear Roger Tullgren AKA The Guy Who Received Disability Benefits For His Heavy Metal Addiction,
A lot of people claim to lead a heavy metal lifestyle, but as far as I…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | January 2, 2013 - 3:20 pm

A Response To Brandon Chicotsky Of

Dear Brandon,

First may I say that I am beyond flattered that you A) read my “Be My Boyfriend” post about you and B) made a video in…

Ami Angelowicz | December 28, 2012 - 12:20 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Man Issued Formal Warning For Farting Too Much At Work

Dear 38-Year-Old Anonymous Man,

You must be dying of embarrassment right now after receiving a five-page, formal letter of reprimand from your employer accusing you of “uncontrollable flatulence”…

Ami Angelowicz | December 27, 2012 - 11:40 am

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Wore His Entire Wardrobe To The Airport

Dear Resourceful Baggage Guy,

I love a man who finds innovative solutions to life’s annoying problems. And your solution to astronomical airline baggage fees was particularly smart: Rather…

Julie Gerstein | December 19, 2012 - 1:20 pm

The 15 Best Boyfriends Of 2012

When we say the “best” boyfriends, we mean the worst, or in some cases, the most ridiculous. We’ve rounded up the best of our “Be My Boyfriend” series this year.

The Frisky | December 17, 2012 - 9:00 am

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Answered A Hot Iron Instead Of The Phone

Dear Tomsaz Tomasz Paczkowski,

First of all, I hope your face is healing. It’s true that no good deed goes unpunished. I know it didn’t work out for you,…

Ami Angelowicz | December 13, 2012 - 3:20 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Real Life Cookie Monster

Dear Real Life Cookie Monster,
Listen, I know absolutely nothing about you, except for the fact that you are dressed in a Cookie Monster costume while buying a package of…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | December 10, 2012 - 5:00 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Real-Life Edward Scissorhands

Dear Valentino LoSauro,
I’ve been waiting for Edward Scissorhands to give me a haircut since 1990. I know you don’t look like Johnny Depp, and I don’t look that much…

Ami Angelowicz | December 7, 2012 - 12:20 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Stole 30 Cars In Less Than 3 Months

Dear Reynaldo Nazario,

Some car thieves take an entire lifetime to accomplish what you did in less than three months — stealing 30 cars in 75 days. Your…

Julie Gerstein | December 3, 2012 - 4:20 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Rents His Bald Head As Ad Space

Dear Brandon Chicotsky,
Congrats on your new business venture,! I love that you turned your early onset baldness into a way to make money and bring “bald and…

Ami Angelowicz | November 30, 2012 - 2:20 pm

Be My Boyfriend: “Down 2 Boink” Con

Dear Garrett Michael Hoover,
I like a man who knows what he wants — and it’s clear from this Horry County mugshot that you like to boink. Well, guess what?

Julie Gerstein | November 29, 2012 - 9:20 am

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Spent 3.5 Hours Pronouncing The World’s Longest Word

Dear Guy Who Spent 3.5 Hours Pronouncing The World’s Longest Word,
In second grade I gained a certain amount of notoriety on the playground for memorizing the spelling of “antidisestablishmentarianism,” which…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | November 27, 2012 - 9:20 am

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Built This Epic Mobile Office In His Car

Dear Guy Who Built This Epic Mobile Office In His Car,
Listen, dude, I get it. Why start work at 9 a.m. and end at 5 p.m. when you can…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | November 21, 2012 - 3:30 pm

Be My Boyfriend: The Great Panty Caper

Dear Danai Raiwech (aka The Great Panty Caper),

Hi. How are you? You probably feel like shit right now, on bail, waiting to be charged for your involvement…

Ami Angelowicz | November 16, 2012 - 2:40 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Man Who Stole Lobsters To Support Drug Habit

Oh, Charles Shumanis III, the love we could have had. Earlier this month, Shumanis, 47, was convicted of stealing lobsters (!) and other meat from an Allentown, Pennsylvania-area supermarket, with…

Julie Gerstein | November 6, 2012 - 1:40 pm

Be My Boyfriend: The “People’s Court” Announcer

There’s histrionics, and then there’s histrionics. And perhaps nobody knows that better than the announcer guy for “The People’s Court.” He’s turned witty voiceover-speak into a slightly sardonic, possibly passive…

Julie Gerstein | October 28, 2012 - 10:00 am

Be My Boyfriend: Bodybuilder Who Forgot To Apply Fake Tanner To His Face

Dear Number 49,

Congrats on making it to the Super Heavyweight finals at the Arnold Classic Europe in Madrid this weekend! That’s awesome! I’m sorry that you didn’t…

Ami Angelowicz | October 16, 2012 - 2:40 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Whose Beautiful Mullet Got Him Kicked Out Of Bar

Oh Australia, what were you thinking? A bar in Perth in the Land of the Criminals kicked a guy out for having a mullet haircut. A bouncer at Print Hall’s…

Julie Gerstein | October 11, 2012 - 11:40 am

Be My Boyfriend: French Guy Who Buried Himself In A Hole For A Week To Read

Dear French Guy Who Buried Himself In A Hole For A Week,
Sometimes life gets really overwhelming, and I want to just, I don’t know, bury myself in a hole…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | October 4, 2012 - 3:40 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Vegetable Musician

Dear Vegetable Musician,

Hello. Nice to meet you. I don’t know your name, but I came across this video of you playing your celery nose flute and developed…

Ami Angelowicz | September 26, 2012 - 5:00 pm