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Be My Soulmate: Man Who Was Diagnosed With “Chronic, Incurable Lateness”

Be My Bf: Air Guitar
Eric Mean Melin Air Guitar Champion
He's the 2013 Air Guitar Champion! Read More »
Be my BF: Deer Head
He's been wearing a deer head for four years. Read More »
How to spot your soulmate
Soulmates are hard to miss. But here are some tips, just in case! Read More »

Dear Jim Dunbar,

For your entire life, you’ve never been able to make it to anything on time. Your lack of punctuality has caused you to miss appointments and flights and lose jobs and girlfriends. Your lateness is such a problem that when you recently wanted to see a movie, you gave yourself an 11-hour head start — and still showed up to the theater 20 minutes late. You’ve always thought your lateness was beyond your control, and while that may sound ridiculous to most people, I know exactly how you feel! I’m always late too. Always. No matter how much extra time I give myself or how much I prepare, I inevitably find myself sneaking into every event and engagement 5-20 minutes late. I’ve dealt with my tardiness issues by getting more organized and also getting really, really good at saying, “Sorry I’m late!” You, however, had a different strategy. You went to the doctor. Keep reading »

Be My Boyfriend: Steak Thief Who Dressed In A Cow Onesie

Be My Bf: Air Guitar
Eric Mean Melin Air Guitar Champion
He's the 2013 Air Guitar Champion! Read More »
Be My BF: Engineering Student
Be My Boyfriend: Engineering Student Nick Selby Crushes Georgia Tech Convocation -- And Our Hearts
Nick Selby crushed Georgia Teach convocation. Read More »
Be MY BF: Weed and Koolaid
This man dialed 911 looking for weed. Of course. Read More »

Dear Steak Thief,

I don’t condone stealing, really I don’t. But the fact that you dressed up in a cow-printed onesie while stealing porterhouse from the meat aisle demands my admiration. The police seemed to have overlooked your intentional irony. A spokeswoman for the police department released a statement saying that because onesies are a common clothing item, you were “probably not intending to look like the beef [you] were stealing”. Wait, what?  It’s common for men to wear onesies in New Zealand? Maybe I should move there. Keep reading »

Be My Boyfriend: Eric “Mean Melin” Melin, 2013 Air Guitar World Champion

Be My BF: Heavy Metal
He gets disability for his heavy metal addiction. Read More »
Be MY Bf: Mom Complaint
Man calls 911 to complain about his mama. Read More »
Be My BF: Klingon Sword
Johnnie Blade wielded a Klingon sword. Read More »
Eric Mean Melin Air Guitar Champion
This guy can thrash some air!

Dear Eric (or do you prefer to be called “Mean Melin”?),

I just watched your performance at the 2013 Air Guitar World Championships in Finland, and all I can say is: wow. You’ve got some serious moves, dude. Everyone knows that dating a musician is the worst, but since your instrument is imaginary, I think you might be an exception to the rule. I play a pretty fierce air saxophone, if I do say so myself. Maybe we can jam sometime and see where this goes?

Xoxo,
Winona

[YouTube via Laughing Squid]

Be My Boyfriend: Engineering Student Nick Selby Crushes Georgia Tech Convocation — And Our Hearts

Be My Boyfriend: Batman Goatee
This guy wears the bat signal on his face! Read More »
Be My Boyfriend: Turtleman
Why Julie loves the "Call of the Wildman" star. Read More »
Be My Boyfriend: Jet Bike
This guy built a jet engine bike. Read More »
Be My Boyfriend: Engineering Student Nick Selby Crushes Georgia Tech Convocation -- And Our Hearts
"I am doing thatttttt!"

Dear Nick,

I watched the inspirational and well-soundtracked speech you gave to the incoming class of engineering students at Georgia Tech, and I was inspired! No, I’ll never build an “Iron Man” suit, and I’ll likely never attend the Georgia Tech engineering program, because, well, math. But your speech was so powerful — especially the part where you said “If you wanna play theme music during your convocation speech like a badass, you can do that! I … am … doing … that!” – that I now feel prepared to take on a new challenge: making you my boyfriend so hard. Keep reading »

Weird News Mad Libs, For Your Own Weird News Stories

Weird News Mad Libs, For Your Own Weird News Stories

We consider ourselves experts when it comes to bizarre stories about chicken wing thieves and raccoon-loving hillbillies. Which is why it made perfect sense that we’d create a weird news Mad Libs form, based on our experience fielding crazy stories from Florida, Texas and beyond. We hope you enjoy giving our Mad Libs a whirl — we played in the office, and you can check out our version after the jump! Click through some of our favorite Be My Boyfriends for inspiration, if ya want… Keep reading »

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Built An Adult-Sized Big Wheel Bike

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Built An Adult-Sized Big Wheel Bike

Dear Guy Who Built an Adult-Sized Big Wheel Bike,

I’m a kid at heart. You’re obviously a kid at heart, too. Let’s go ride (big wheel) bikes together.

Sincerely,

Julie

[Neatorama]

 

Be My BF: Jack's Films
Jack will give you the grammar smackdown. Read More »
Be MY BF: Weed and Koolaid
This man dialed 911 looking for weed. Of course. Read More »
Be My BFs: Chicken
These guys stole $65K in chicken wings. Read More »
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