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Weird News Mad Libs, For Your Own Weird News Stories

We consider ourselves experts when it comes to bizarre stories about chicken wing thieves and raccoon-loving hillbillies. Which is why it made perfect sense that we’d create a…

Julie Gerstein | August 16, 2013 - 4:00 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Built An Adult-Sized Big Wheel Bike

Dear Guy Who Built an Adult-Sized Big Wheel Bike,

I’m a kid at heart. You’re obviously a kid at heart, too. Let’s go ride (big wheel) bikes together.

Julie Gerstein | August 10, 2013 - 2:00 pm

Be My Boyfriend: The Frequently Startled French Cook

Dear Frequently Started French Cook,

When I watched this video, I was instantly attracted to you for two reasons, the first being that you are a French cook…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | July 9, 2013 - 11:40 am

Be My Boyfriend: Man Who Got A Tattoo Of His Wife On His Bald Spot

Dear Bob Baker,

Congrats on your new tattoo! It looks like it’s healing really nicely. I’m sure you’re getting a lot of attention for it right now. Not…

Ami Angelowicz | June 17, 2013 - 3:30 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Rick Myers, Psychotropic Mushroom & Alligator Enthusiast

Dear Alligator Enthusiast Rick Myers,

It seems like your two favorite things are alligators and drugs, and though I’m not a fan of either of those things, really,…

Julie Gerstein | June 14, 2013 - 11:20 am

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Stole $200,000 In Seafood

I’m vegan, but even I can appreciate a man who appreciates seafood. A guy like Dave Subil, who spirited away with more than $60,000 in seafood supplies. Subil pretended to…

Julie Gerstein | June 7, 2013 - 11:40 am

Be My Boyfriend: The Treadmill Dancer

Dear Treadmill Dancer,

Do you know how hard it is to find a man who loves to dance? Who is also in excellent aerobic condition? And who seems…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | May 8, 2013 - 2:20 pm

Be My Boyfriend: WoW Gamer Goes From Virtual Blacksmith To Real Life One

Dear Richard Oldham,

I understand that you really like World of Warcraft, the popular interactive video game. In the game, you forged a career as a blacksmith, turning…

Julie Gerstein | May 5, 2013 - 3:00 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Man Who Dialed 911 Looking For Kool-Aid & Weed

Dear Jarvis Sutton,

Are you my soulmate? I think you might be, because it’s pretty clear you appreciate Kool-Aid almost as much as I do. I love the…

Julie Gerstein | May 2, 2013 - 1:40 pm

Be My Boyfriend: The Beautiful Minds Behind Beloved Shirts

An incredible thing happened to me on Sunday night: I saw God for the very first time. Or, you know, this Oprah face sweatshirt, but it’s the exact same thing.

Rachel Krause | April 23, 2013 - 12:40 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Was Keeping 53 King Cobras In His Car

Dear Guy Who Was Arrested For Driving Around With 53 King Cobras In His Car,

No woman can resist a guy who lives a rock n’ roll lifestyle.

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | April 22, 2013 - 4:40 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Man Who Got Arrested For Taking Too Many Free Samples At Cub Foods

Dear Erwin Lingitz,

I think it was wrong that you got arrested for taking too many free samples from your local Cub Foods. They are FREE SAMPLES for…

Ami Angelowicz | April 18, 2013 - 2:40 pm
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