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Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who’s Addicted To Pulling Hair From The Drain

Be My Boyfriend: Meth Guy
He ate a bobcat while on meth, so what? Read More »
Be My Boyfriend: OWS Guy
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Pickle Finger Guy...
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Dear Evan,

First off, how was your Thanksgiving? Mine was pretty great. Over the holiday weekend, I spent some quality time catching up on episodes of my fave TV shows that I managed to miss, including “My Strange Addiction.” And that’s how I came to know you and decided that you would make a great boyfriend for me. You’re addicted to pulling hair out of shower drains. I have a lot of hair in my shower drain that needs to be pulled out. See? We already have so much in common.  Keep reading »

Be My Boyfriend: Man Who Killed And Ate A Bobcat While High On Meth

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Meth, it’s a hell of drug. In the case of meth user and potential new boyfriend candidate Henry Arnibal, the drug caused him to kill, skin and eat a bobcat. It’s unclear whether Arnibal actually bothered cooking the bobcat meat before eating it (who has the time, really, when you’re busy doing meth?), but it’s believed that he was driven to kill the animal after it attacked and killed several of Arnibal’s roosters. It’s technically not illegal to eat a bobcat, but it is illegal to kill a bobcat without a permit. Arnibal was arrested for that, as well as — surprise surprise — drug possession. [Huffington Post]

Be My Boyfriend: LOLCats #OccupyWallStreet Guy

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Dear guy holding this purrrrfectly wonderful sign featuring a fluffy Persian cat without health insurance,

I know we already agree on two things: Politics and kittttttttehs. Let’s date.

Love,

Julie

[Flickr/CherryKittenBomb]

Be My Boyfriend: Guy In Banana Mania Shirt

Dear Banana Sweater Boyfriend,

Look, I already know we’re going to get along. After all, we both like garish Cosby sweaters, and bananas. What more do you need to form the basis to a solid relationship?

Love,
Julie
[$284, Perks and Mini] Keep reading »

Be My Boyfriend: Dave Salmoni, The Bear Guy


Dave Salmoni sounds like he’s Canadian, handles baby animals and has a degree in BEARS. Yeah, that’s what I said, a degree in BEARS. This guy knows everything about bears, and can even hold a baby grizzly bear on his lap. Let’s date, Dave Salmoni; I promise I won’t bite nearly as hard as a BEAR! [Jimmy Kimmel Live] Keep reading »

Be My Boyfriend: Alleged Murderer With Creative Facial Implants

Pickle Finger Guy...
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Spaghetti Strainer Guy...
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Dribble Bib Guy...
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Dear Potential Boyfriend: Your an innovator, a restless soul, a man whose creativity couldn’t be expressed merely via piercings and “666″ tattoos. No, no, you needed something more. You craved a greater tool for self-expression and body modification. So you went for facial implants — several of them! — to give your face an unsettling wavy complexion. Boyfriend, alleged murderer boyfriend, you really have outdone yourself. Color me impressed. [The Smoking Gun] Keep reading »

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