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Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Superimposed His Face Into “Home Alone” So He Could Play Every Character (Literally Every Character)

Dear Paul Little AKA The Guy Who Superimposed His Face Into “Home Alone” So He Could Play Every Character,

I am a huge fan of “Home Alone.” I quote…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | December 24, 2013 - 9:00 am

Be My Boyfriend: Yves Rossy, The Swiss Daredevil Who Circled Mt. Fuji With A Custom Jetpack

Dear Yves Rossy AKA “Jetman,”

Ever since I was a kid, the technological advancement I’ve been most impatient for is the personal jetpack. Flying cars? Meh. Teleportation? Whatevs.

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | November 11, 2013 - 9:40 am

Be My Boyfriend: Detroit Mailman Who Saved A Woman From A Burning House And Then Finished His Route

Dear Darrian Crutcher, AKA The Detroit Mailman Who Saved A Woman From A Burning House And Then Finished His Route,

My love, respect, and doe-eyed adoration for postal carriers…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | October 25, 2013 - 11:00 am

Be My Boyfriend: Man Spotted Eating An Entire Wheel Of Brie Cheese On The Subway

Dear Cheese Man,

Hello there. I’d like to start off by saying that we ride the same subway line. Why have I never seen you before? I see…

Ami Angelowicz | October 11, 2013 - 3:00 pm

Miley Cyrus’ Biggest Fan Now Has 21 Miley-Themed Tattoos On His Body

I know you guys are sick of hearing about Miley, but you know who isn’t? CARL MCCOID. Surely, you remember Carl? In June 2012, I asked him to Be My Boyfriend,…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 8, 2013 - 7:00 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Ran A Marathon Backward While Juggling

Dear Joe Salter, AKA The Guy Who Ran An Entire Marathon Backward While Juggling,

Some of the qualities I most admire in a man are a sense of…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | September 30, 2013 - 7:00 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Man Who Drunkenly Rode Horse Through Colorado With His Pet Pug

Dear Patrick Neal Schumacher,

I get it: You were caught between a rock and a horse ride, as it were. You needed to get to your brother’s wedding…

Julie Gerstein | September 11, 2013 - 9:20 am

Be My Boyfriend: Man Who Rode Into A Bar & Lassoed A Customer

The heart wants what it wants. And in the case of James Rene Mouton of Scott, Louisiana, the heart wanted to ride a horse into a bar and lasso a…

Julie Gerstein | September 8, 2013 - 2:00 pm

Be My Soulmate: Man Who Was Diagnosed With “Chronic, Incurable Lateness”

Dear Jim Dunbar,

For your entire life, you’ve never been able to make it to anything on time. Your lack of punctuality has caused you to miss appointments…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | September 1, 2013 - 3:00 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Steak Thief Who Dressed In A Cow Onesie

Dear Steak Thief,

I don’t condone stealing, really I don’t. But the fact that you dressed up in a cow-printed onesie while stealing porterhouse from the meat aisle…

Ami Angelowicz | August 31, 2013 - 3:00 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Eric “Mean Melin” Melin, 2013 Air Guitar World Champion

Dear Eric (or do you prefer to be called “Mean Melin”?),

I just watched your performance at the 2013 Air Guitar World Championships in Finland, and all I…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | August 28, 2013 - 9:20 am

Be My Boyfriend: Engineering Student Nick Selby Crushes Georgia Tech Convocation — And Our Hearts

Dear Nick,

I watched the inspirational and well-soundtracked speech you gave to the incoming class of engineering students at Georgia Tech, and I was inspired! No, I’ll never…

Julie Gerstein | August 21, 2013 - 9:20 am
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