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Be My Boyfriend: LOLCats #OccupyWallStreet Guy

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Dear guy holding this purrrrfectly wonderful sign featuring a fluffy Persian cat without health insurance,

I know we already agree on two things: Politics and kittttttttehs. Let’s date.

Love,

Julie

[Flickr/CherryKittenBomb]

Be My Boyfriend: Guy In Banana Mania Shirt

Dear Banana Sweater Boyfriend,

Look, I already know we’re going to get along. After all, we both like garish Cosby sweaters, and bananas. What more do you need to form the basis to a solid relationship?

Love,
Julie
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Be My Boyfriend: Dave Salmoni, The Bear Guy


Dave Salmoni sounds like he’s Canadian, handles baby animals and has a degree in BEARS. Yeah, that’s what I said, a degree in BEARS. This guy knows everything about bears, and can even hold a baby grizzly bear on his lap. Let’s date, Dave Salmoni; I promise I won’t bite nearly as hard as a BEAR! [Jimmy Kimmel Live] Keep reading »

Be My Boyfriend: Alleged Murderer With Creative Facial Implants

Pickle Finger Guy...
...will you be our boyfriend? Read More »
Spaghetti Strainer Guy...
...how about you? Will you be our boyfriend? Read More »
Dribble Bib Guy...
...Seriously, be our boyfriend? Read More »

Dear Potential Boyfriend: Your an innovator, a restless soul, a man whose creativity couldn’t be expressed merely via piercings and “666″ tattoos. No, no, you needed something more. You craved a greater tool for self-expression and body modification. So you went for facial implants — several of them! — to give your face an unsettling wavy complexion. Boyfriend, alleged murderer boyfriend, you really have outdone yourself. Color me impressed. [The Smoking Gun] Keep reading »

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Wears A Dribble Bib

After the jump, three reasons why me and a dribble bib wearer should date. Keep reading »

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Demanded He Be Allowed To Wear Spaghetti Strainer In His License Photo

Hey there, Niko Alm. I really love that you were so adamant about wearing a spaghetti strainer in your driver’s license photo that you fought for three years to obtain the right. You even claimed to be a follower of “Pastafarianism,” and submitted to a mental health test to make sure that you were competent enough to drive. It turns out you were, and that strainer does really make the outfit. Let’s go on a date — you can drive. [NPR] Keep reading »

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