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Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Customized Whopper With 1,050 Strips of Bacon

At Burger King, you can “have it your way.” And one Japanese guy really took that to heart, by customizing his burger with more than 1,000 pieces of bacon. My…

Julie Gerstein | April 20, 2012 - 9:40 am

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Committed 10 Felonies In 9 Hours

Dear William Todd,

Color me impressed! There are career criminals that don’t accomplish in a lifetime what you did in nine hours: committing 10 felonies. Not only did…

Julie Gerstein | April 12, 2012 - 8:30 am

Be My Boyfriend: Drunk Guy Who Sang “Bohemian Rhapsody” In The Back Of The Cop Car

Dear Robert Wilkinson (aka drunk guy who sang “Bohemian Rhapsody” to a cop),

Hello. Nice to meet you. Queen is also my favorite band, although I prefer “Fat…

Ami Angelowicz | March 30, 2012 - 2:40 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Oetzi The Ancient Iceman

Dear Oetzi AKA The Ancient Iceman,

I just saw a picture of you and damn, with a beard like that all you need is a jaunty newsboy cap…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | February 29, 2012 - 2:20 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Ernie “The Turtleman” Brown Jr., of “Call of the Wildman”

Hi, My name is Julie and I’m a Turtleman-a-holic. I’ve just spent the last three hours watching Animal Planet’s “Call of the Wildman,” and I am hooked. The show follows…

Julie Gerstein | February 21, 2012 - 8:40 am

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Stole $25,000 Worth Of Tide Detergent

Dear Guy Who Stole $25,000 Worth Of Tide Detergent,

OK, you’ve got my attention. Let’s talk. You went to the store and walked out with a pilfered cartload…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | February 15, 2012 - 9:40 am

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Built A Jet Engine Bike

Dear Richard Brown, aka The Guy Who Built A Jet Engine Bike,

I can tell that you’re ambitious, based on your plans to break the land speed motorbike…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | February 8, 2012 - 12:20 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Made The World’s Largest Gumball Out Of ABC Nicorette

Look at what we got here. This fine gentleman, 50-year-old Barry Chappell, has been collecting more than 95,000 pieces of already been chewed Nicorette gum for the last six years…

Ami Angelowicz | January 28, 2012 - 4:00 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Beach Runner

So, I think I’ve discovered my new running/life partner. If he’ll have me, this may be “the one” who could make long jogs on the beach seem appealing to me.

Ami Angelowicz | January 23, 2012 - 1:20 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Fungus Guy

Dear Nicholas Money, AKA The Fungus Guy Who Was Recently Profiled By NPR,

My parents used to run with a pretty wild crowd of biologists, all of whom…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | January 19, 2012 - 2:20 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Got Arrested For Playing Too Much Cowbell

Dear anonymous guy who was arrested for playing too much cowbell during this week’s demonstrations against Wisconsin governor Scott Walker,

The cowbell, she is a seductive beast, isn’t…

Julie Gerstein | January 18, 2012 - 2:40 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Only Owns 15 Things

There’s nothing quite as sexy as a guy who knows what’s important in life; people not things. He’s not homeless, he’s a gainfully employed dude famous for his devout minimalism.

Ami Angelowicz | January 17, 2012 - 9:40 am
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