Posts tagged "be my boyfriend"

Update: I Wanted This Cute Comedian To “Be My Boyfriend,” And He Responded To My Christmas Wish

I’m already planning the rom-com about this meet-cute. I would like Kate Hudson to play me (or, per a coworker’s suggestion, Jennifer Lawrence in a blonde wig), and Chris Pratt to play Rich. To remind you, Rich is the comedian who almost flawlessly impersonates characters from 25 of the most beloved Christmas movies.

By: Katie Oldenburg / December 11, 2014

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Does 25 Perfect Christmas Movie Impressions

Dear Guy Who Does 25 Perfect Christmas Movie Impressions,

For the past several weeks, my family members have been asking me what I want for Christmas. Since I have everything I could possibly want (obviously not including the last few seasons of “Friends” on DVD that I need to complete my series), I…

By: Katie Oldenburg / December 9, 2014

Be My Boyfriend: Ben Schwartz, Who Stood Up To A Catcaller, Was Stabbed Nine Times, And Is Calling For An End To Street Harassment

Dear Ben Schwartz,
I am so, so sorry for the injuries you incurred to your face, neck, and back after a catcaller stabbed you when you approached him to ask him to stop harassing your girlfriend. That is monstrous. It just goes to show that catcalling really isn’t “just a compliment” or a ma…

By: Rebecca Vipond Brink / November 24, 2014

Be My Boyfriend: Mr. Ballsy, AKA Thomas Cantley, Who Is Rolling A Ball Across The U.S. To Raise Money For Testicular Cancer

Dear Thomas, AKA Mr. Ballsy,

First, allow me to compliment you on your ball. It’s huge and smooth and you look really hot attached to it. But it’s not the size or the softness or the sex appeal of your ball that appeals to me — it’s what you’re doing with your ball…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 16, 2014

The Daily Squee: Watch This Weatherman Rescue A Trapped Kitty In A Tornado’s Aftermath

When a horrific tornado damaged the community of Cedarville, Ohio, local news station WHIO went to the scene to cover the damage. Weatherman Rich Wirdzek was filming a segment about the devastation when he heard loud mews for help coming from a kitten buried in the rubble. Wirdzek warmed up the kitten in the station’…

By: Claire Hannum / May 23, 2014

Be My Boyfriend: Dana McGregor, Pismo Beach’s Preeminent Goats Rights Activist

Remember Dana McGregor, the magical SoCal dude who taught his goats to surf? As if his interspecies surfing lessons weren’t admirable enough, he’s now become Pismo Beach’s leading only goats rights activist. His focus switched from surfing to activism in the face of a law passed by the city council that bans goats within Pismo…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / May 22, 2014

Be My Boyfriend: Chef Who Makes Itty Bitty Sushi Out Of Single Grains Of Rice

Dear Chef Hironori Ikeno,

Two of my favorite things in life are sushi and miniature replicas of larger things, so when I heard you were making mini sushi rolls out of single grains of rice, I was understandably intrigued. Also hungry, because have I mentioned how much I love sushi? Anyway, I read that…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / March 22, 2014

Be My Boyfriend: Jon Boyer, The Hunky Cop Who Rescues Cats

Dear Officer Boyer,

May I call you Jon, I mean, unless we’re role-playing or something? Awesome. Jon, where have you been all my life? Or, rather, where have I been that I’m just learning about you now? I’m just one of many women who have been wooed by your reputation for rescuing and adopting the…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 6, 2014

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Built An Adult-Sized Version Of The Little Tikes Coupe

Dear John Bitmead, AKA The Guy Who Built An Adult-Sized Version Of The Little Tikes Coupe,

When I was growing up, my youngest brother had a Little Tikes coupe car, and my other brothers and I delighted in having him drive it up to the edge of this small cliff by our driveway, and the…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / January 31, 2014

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Posted A Craigslist Ad For Someone To Take Him On A Taco Bell Run During The Blizzard

Dear Taco Dude,

First of all, I’d like to let you know that I feel your pain. While you were weathering the blizzard in Baltimore, I was also snowed in and hungry in New York City. It sucks to have a “shItty little hybrid douchemobile” that won’t make it to your neighborhood Taco

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 22, 2014

Be My Boyfriend: Bill Nye The Science Guy To Debate Founder Of The Creation Museum

One thing I always say about men: it is so hot when they believe that the Earth is 4.5 billion years old. That’s why the rest of The Frisky staff and I want to have front row seats next month when Bill Nye The Science Guy debates Ken Ham, the founder of the Creation Museum. …

By: Jessica Wakeman / January 4, 2014

Be My Boyfriend: North Carolina Politician Who Submitted His Resignation Letter In Klingon

Dear Indian Trail Town Council Member David Waddell,

Actually, I guess I should say ex Indian Trail Town Council Member David Waddell, because you officially resigned from your position yesterday. I’m not in the habit of propositioning politicians, especially politicians who are resigning in order to stage a write-in campaign as a Constitutio…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / January 3, 2014

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Superimposed His Face Into “Home Alone” So He Could Play Every Character (Literally Every Character)

Dear Paul Little AKA The Guy Who Superimposed His Face Into “Home Alone” So He Could Play Every Character,

I am a huge fan of “Home Alone.” I quote it constantly. I went to see it at a movie theater a couple weeks ago and sat next to an old man who had never

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / December 24, 2013

Be My Boyfriend: Yves Rossy, The Swiss Daredevil Who Circled Mt. Fuji With A Custom Jetpack

Dear Yves Rossy AKA “Jetman,”

Ever since I was a kid, the technological advancement I’ve been most impatient for is the personal jetpack. Flying cars? Meh. Teleportation? Whatevs. Immortality? No thanks. But the idea of strapping on a freakin’ JETPACK and taking off to explore the great unknown? YES PLEASE. And you, sir,…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / November 11, 2013

Be My Boyfriend: Detroit Mailman Who Saved A Woman From A Burning House And Then Finished His Route

Dear Darrian Crutcher, AKA The Detroit Mailman Who Saved A Woman From A Burning House And Then Finished His Route,

My love, respect, and doe-eyed adoration for postal carriers has been well documented, but usually my mailman crushes just, you know, deliver mail and show off their toned calves. You’re different. You don’t just…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / October 25, 2013

Be My Boyfriend: Man Spotted Eating An Entire Wheel Of Brie Cheese On The Subway

Dear Cheese Man,

Hello there. I’d like to start off by saying that we ride the same subway line. Why have I never seen you before? I see the man who panhandles with a live snake, the performance art clown and the lady who plays the “Chicken Dance” on her recorder ALL THE…

By: Ami Angelowicz / October 11, 2013

Miley Cyrus’ Biggest Fan Now Has 21 Miley-Themed Tattoos On His Body

I know you guys are sick of hearing about Miley, but you know who isn’t? CARL MCCOID. Surely, you remember Carl? In June 2012, I asked him to Be My Boyfriend, on account of the fact that I found his devotion to Miley Cyrus, in the form of 15 Miley-themed tattoos, to be quite, um, thorough.

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 8, 2013

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Ran A Marathon Backward While Juggling

Dear Joe Salter, AKA The Guy Who Ran An Entire Marathon Backward While Juggling,

Some of the qualities I most admire in a man are a sense of humor, cardiovascular health, and superb hand-eye coordination. Based on the fact that you recently completed Illinois’ Quad Cities Marathon while running backward and continuously juggling, I feel…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / September 30, 2013

Be My Boyfriend: Man Who Drunkenly Rode Horse Through Colorado With His Pet Pug

Dear Patrick Neal Schumacher,

I get it: You were caught between a rock and a horse ride, as it were. You needed to get to your brother’s wedding some 600 miles away, but because your driver’s license had been suspended, you needed to find an alternate means of travel. Planes, trains and other…

By: Julie Gerstein / September 11, 2013

Be My Boyfriend: Man Who Rode Into A Bar & Lassoed A Customer

The heart wants what it wants. And in the case of James Rene Mouton of Scott, Louisiana, the heart wanted to ride a horse into a bar and lasso a guy.

The 26-year-old had stopped into the Cowboys nightclub and kept his horse trailer parked in the bar’s parking lot. Which was convenient,…

By: Julie Gerstein / September 8, 2013
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