Posts tagged "be my boyfriend"

Update: I Wanted This Cute Comedian To “Be My Boyfriend,” And He Responded To My Christmas Wish

I’m already planning the rom-com about this meet-cute. I would like Kate Hudson to play me (or, per a coworker’s suggestion, Jennifer Lawrence in a blonde wig), and Chris Pratt…

Katie Oldenburg | December 11, 2014 - 12:00 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Does 25 Perfect Christmas Movie Impressions

Dear Guy Who Does 25 Perfect Christmas Movie Impressions,

For the past several weeks, my family members have been asking me what I want for Christmas. Since I…

Katie Oldenburg | December 9, 2014 - 2:30 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Ben Schwartz, Who Stood Up To A Catcaller, Was Stabbed Nine Times, And Is Calling For An End To Street Harassment

Dear Ben Schwartz,
I am so, so sorry for the injuries you incurred to your face, neck, and back after a catcaller stabbed you when you approached him to…

Rebecca Vipond Brink | November 24, 2014 - 1:30 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Mr. Ballsy, AKA Thomas Cantley, Who Is Rolling A Ball Across The U.S. To Raise Money For Testicular Cancer

Dear Thomas, AKA Mr. Ballsy,

First, allow me to compliment you on your ball. It’s huge and smooth and you look really hot attached to it. But it’s…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 16, 2014 - 2:30 pm

The Daily Squee: Watch This Weatherman Rescue A Trapped Kitty In A Tornado’s Aftermath

When a horrific tornado damaged the community of Cedarville, Ohio, local news station WHIO went to the scene to cover the damage. Weatherman Rich Wirdzek was filming a segment about…

Claire Hannum | May 23, 2014 - 9:30 am

Be My Boyfriend: Dana McGregor, Pismo Beach’s Preeminent Goats Rights Activist

Remember Dana McGregor, the magical SoCal dude who taught his goats to surf? As if his interspecies surfing lessons weren’t admirable enough, he’s now become Pismo Beach’s leading only goats…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | May 22, 2014 - 9:00 am

Be My Boyfriend: Chef Who Makes Itty Bitty Sushi Out Of Single Grains Of Rice

Dear Chef Hironori Ikeno,
Two of my favorite things in life are sushi and miniature replicas of larger things, so when I heard you were making mini sushi rolls out of…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | March 22, 2014 - 2:00 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Jon Boyer, The Hunky Cop Who Rescues Cats

Dear Officer Boyer,

May I call you Jon, I mean, unless we’re role-playing or something? Awesome. Jon, where have you been all my life? Or, rather, where have…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | March 6, 2014 - 5:30 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Built An Adult-Sized Version Of The Little Tikes Coupe

Dear John Bitmead, AKA The Guy Who Built An Adult-Sized Version Of The Little Tikes Coupe,
When I was growing up, my youngest brother had a Little Tikes coupe car, and my…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | January 31, 2014 - 5:00 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Posted A Craigslist Ad For Someone To Take Him On A Taco Bell Run During The Blizzard

Dear Taco Dude,

First of all, I’d like to let you know that I feel your pain. While you were weathering the blizzard in Baltimore, I was also…

Ami Angelowicz | January 22, 2014 - 2:30 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Bill Nye The Science Guy To Debate Founder Of The Creation Museum

One thing I always say about men: it is so hot when they believe that the Earth is 4.5 billion years old. That’s why the rest of The Frisky staff…

Jessica Wakeman | January 4, 2014 - 10:00 am

Be My Boyfriend: North Carolina Politician Who Submitted His Resignation Letter In Klingon

Dear Indian Trail Town Council Member David Waddell,

Actually, I guess I should say ex Indian Trail Town Council Member David Waddell, because you officially resigned from your…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | January 3, 2014 - 3:30 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Superimposed His Face Into “Home Alone” So He Could Play Every Character (Literally Every Character)

Dear Paul Little AKA The Guy Who Superimposed His Face Into “Home Alone” So He Could Play Every Character,
I am a huge fan of “Home Alone.” I quote it constantly.

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | December 24, 2013 - 9:00 am

Be My Boyfriend: Yves Rossy, The Swiss Daredevil Who Circled Mt. Fuji With A Custom Jetpack

Dear Yves Rossy AKA “Jetman,”
Ever since I was a kid, the technological advancement I’ve been most impatient for is the personal jetpack. Flying cars? Meh. Teleportation? Whatevs. Immortality? No…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | November 11, 2013 - 9:40 am

Be My Boyfriend: Detroit Mailman Who Saved A Woman From A Burning House And Then Finished His Route

Dear Darrian Crutcher, AKA The Detroit Mailman Who Saved A Woman From A Burning House And Then Finished His Route,

My love, respect, and doe-eyed adoration for postal carriers…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | October 25, 2013 - 11:00 am

Be My Boyfriend: Man Spotted Eating An Entire Wheel Of Brie Cheese On The Subway

Dear Cheese Man,

Hello there. I’d like to start off by saying that we ride the same subway line. Why have I never seen you before? I see…

Ami Angelowicz | October 11, 2013 - 3:00 pm

Miley Cyrus’ Biggest Fan Now Has 21 Miley-Themed Tattoos On His Body

I know you guys are sick of hearing about Miley, but you know who isn’t? CARL MCCOID. Surely, you remember Carl? In June 2012, I asked him to Be My Boyfriend,…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 8, 2013 - 7:00 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Ran A Marathon Backward While Juggling

Dear Joe Salter, AKA The Guy Who Ran An Entire Marathon Backward While Juggling,
Some of the qualities I most admire in a man are a sense of humor, cardiovascular…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | September 30, 2013 - 7:00 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Man Who Drunkenly Rode Horse Through Colorado With His Pet Pug

Dear Patrick Neal Schumacher,

I get it: You were caught between a rock and a horse ride, as it were. You needed to get to your brother’s wedding…

Julie Gerstein | September 11, 2013 - 9:20 am

Be My Boyfriend: Man Who Rode Into A Bar & Lassoed A Customer

The heart wants what it wants. And in the case of James Rene Mouton of Scott, Louisiana, the heart wanted to ride a horse into a bar and lasso a…

Julie Gerstein | September 8, 2013 - 2:00 pm
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