Posts tagged "batman"

Ben Affleck’s Nanny Has Been Offered $1M To Star In Batman Porn Parody

Oh boy. The porn parody producer and director Axel Braun has reportedly offered Ben and Jen’s ex-nanny, Christine Ouzounian, $1 million to star in a Batman/Superman porn parody film, originally titled: Batman v Superman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody.
The parody is coming out following Affleck’s new starring role as a Batman in the Hollywood…

Katrin Higher / August 23, 2015

Holy Inclusivity, Catwoman Is Bisexual!

When I was a kid, I wanted to be Catwoman when I grew up. My mom even made me a Michelle Pfeiffer-style Catwoman suit for Halloween when I was four. Now it’s closer than ever to being a reality: Catwoman is coming out as bisexual! Hooray, and welcome to the club, Selina!
In Catwoman #39,…

Rebecca Vipond Brink / February 27, 2015

Who’s Your Favorite Batman In Cinema?

Ben Affleck as Batman really doesn’t sound appealing, I know. But with “Batman vs. Superman” in post-production and guaranteed for release next year, it seems like a really good time to reflect on the Ghosts of Batmen Past, doesn’t it? Editor Jacob Swinney put together this compendium of Batman in Cinema, from Lewis Wilson o…

Rebecca Vipond Brink / February 11, 2015

Is Jena Malone Playing A Female Robin In “Batman Vs. Superman”?

I am very meh on the thought of Ben Affleck playing the latest iteration of Batman — I don’t think he’s the best actor, though I suppose Batman/Bruce Wayne does have a rather wooden personality, and I also just don’t get why the world needs so many Batmans anyway. But I might be to get…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 19, 2014

It’s Batfleck! All New Ben Affleck As Batman Photo Revealed

Yesterday, Zach Snyder, director of 2016’s hotly anticipated “Batman Vs. Superman,” revealed a brand new photo of Ben Affleck as The Dark Knight. Is it just me, or does Batfleck look a little rough, like he just woke up after a three-day bender in Vegas and discovered he depleted his bank accounts playing poker…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 25, 2014

Breaking News: Batkid Comes To The Rescue Of San Francisco, I Mean, Gotham City!

Right now, as I type this post, Gotham City, aka San Francisco for the rest of the day, is under siege — but don’t worry, because BATKID IS THERE to save the day! A couple weeks ago, we told you about Miles, a five-year-old currently in remission from leukemia, whose dream was to be Batma…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 15, 2013

It’s Time To Cry: San Francisco Will Transform Into Gotham City For A Day To Make A 5-Year-Old’s Wish Come True

Miles, a 5-year-old boy fighting leukemia, is going to get the surprise of a lifetime on November 15th. The Make-A-Wish Foundation and the city of San Francisco are teaming up to transform the Bay Area into Gotham City. But wait — it gets more touching. Guess who’s going to be the superhero of the day?

Ami Angelowicz / November 1, 2013

Forever 21’s Batman And Catwoman Collection Has Me Conflicted

On the one hand, I’m not the hugest fan of Forever 21. As a company they’ve a history of things like (allegedly) ripping off designers and (allegedly) mistreating workers. And when I bought things from them back in my high school days they always fell apart. On the other hand: I really like that pencil skirt, and some…

The Mary Sue / September 30, 2013

Ben Affleck Is Your Hunky New Batman

Ben Affleck is your new Batman! He’ll be starring in an as-of-yet-untitled 2015 Batman-Superman flick. That’s great and all but … another Batman movie?! [Variety]
These are supposedly the Demi Lovato nude pics, but they’re so blurry and small it’s hard to tell whether that’s Demi or just some lookalike. Meh. [Celebslam]…

Jessica Wakeman / August 23, 2013

Man Dressed As Batman Delivers Criminal To Yorkshire Police Department

Some guys have a hero complex. Others, have a superhero complex. Take the mysterious tights-clad man who walked into the Yorkshire Police Department last week to deliver a bad guy to officers by the scruff of his neck. Wearing a full Batman costume, the man identified himself only as Bruce Wayne.
Telling the cops, “I’ve…

Julie Gerstein / March 4, 2013

Style Inspiration: Selina Kyle In “The Dark Knight Rises”

I wasn’t sure about Anne Hathaway as Selina Kyle (aka Catwoman), but after seeing “The Dark Knight Rises” this weekend, I am totally on board. Anne’s Selina was brilliant, strong, complex, and clever–the perfect match for Batman as both an enemy and a love interest. Not to mention the fact that Selina Kyle has maaaaad…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / July 24, 2012

Be My Boyfriend: Batman Goatee Guy

Dear Batman Goatee Guy,
You are either a really serious Batman fan or have an excellent sense of humor or both. You’re handy with a razor and possess the ability to grow thick, lustrous facial hair. I’m not sure what else I could ever want in a man. Do you have a date for the…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / April 30, 2012

Texas Town Makes Batman Boy’s Dreams Come True

All young leukemia sufferer Kye wanted was to get to play his favorite comic book character Batman. So the town of Arlington, Texas, got together and put together an adventure for Kye. Kye and his team of do-gooders encountered rascally criminals like The Joker and The Riddler, detonated “bombs” and recovered stolen money. The day…

Julie Gerstein / April 17, 2012

“The Dark Knight Rises,” The Cat-ified Version

Apparently, when most of us take off for the holidays to hang out with our families, the internet’s cat population takes over. Witness this trailer for the new film “The Dark Knight: Rises” — the latest in the Batman series — as performed by cats. Ironically, incredibly, the role of Catwoman (as played in the actual movie by…

Julie Gerstein / December 25, 2011

Evening Quickies: The Trailer For “The Dark Knight Rises” & Chaz Bono Is Single

The trailer for “The Dark Knight Rises,” the last Batman film featuring Christian Bale as the caped crusader, is here. [Huffington Post]
Legos — for girls? Is that really necessary? [HLN]
A writer for xoJane tried out something called a “Brazilian facial.” [xoJane]
A new “Real Housewife” is headed to Orange…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 19, 2011

Anne Hathaway As Catwoman? 8 Things You Didn’t Know About The Iconic Villainess

Yesterday, we told you that Anne Hathaway will be trading in her beige sequins for black latex, playing Catwoman in “The Dark Knight Rises.” Anne seems like good fit to play Catwoman, whose unmasked name is (usually) Selina Kitt Kyle. Since Anne will soon be the sixth actress to portray the iconic role, here’s a…

Kate Torgovnick/ / January 20, 2011

Quickies: Anne Hathaway Is Catwoman & Selena Gomez’s Topless Photos

Meeooow! Anne Hathaway has been cast as Catwoman in “The Dark Knight Rises,” the next Batman movie directed by Christopher Nolan. Let’s see if Anne fills out that catsuit as well as Halle Berry! [The Wrap]
So much for Ricky Gervais not being welcome in Hollywood — the Golden Globes’ host is set to…

Jessica Wakeman / January 19, 2011

Russell Brand Dons the Batsuit

No, Russell Brand isn’t stepping in as Batman for Christian Bale because he had a hissy fit so big his head exploded. Instead, Brand put on the Batsuit for the remake of the 1980s comedy “Arthur,” where he will be playing the legendary title character. The suit is doing wonders for Russell’s body. But without…

Kelli Bender / July 19, 2010

Holy Ridiculous Gift Idea, Batman!

Lest you think this Batman utility belt for grown-ass men is a joke, think again. The fact that this faux-leather ensemble costs a cool $279 and isn’t out until summer ’10 — yet they are already taking pre-orders — signifies that its makers are very, very serious indeed. [CNet]…

Erin Flaherty / December 22, 2009

12 Reasons We Can’t Wait To Be Over 50

The big 4-0 maybe the new 30, but 50 and up are the new twentysomething! From their way with men to their media coverage, the only hot flashes these ladies suffer from are from the paparazzi! Just check out these celeb sex symbols:

Cher This fierce fashionista may be suiting up as Catwoman at…

Simcha / August 25, 2008