Posts tagged "barack obama"

The President Reveals What Malia Obama’s First Car Will Be

"It's only a matter of time until Malia gets her learner's permit so I'm hoping to see one of those models that gets a top speed of 15 miles an hour and the ejector seat any time boys are in the car. So, hopefully you guys have some of those in the pipeline." —President…
By: Jessica Wakeman / August 6, 2011

Barack Obama Glad Michelle Still Finds Him Cute At 50

"What I really want right now is to get a debt-ceiling deal for my birthday ... I feel real good about 5-0. I've got a little greyer since I took this job, but otherwise, I feel pretty good. Michelle still thinks I'm cute. And I guess that's, that's all that matters, isn't?" —Barack Obama…
By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / August 1, 2011

President Obama Says Legalizing Gay Marriage Is Up To Each State

Last night President Obama spoke at an LGBT rights fundraiser in New York City, which is noteworthy because the New York state Senate is currently on the precipice of legalizing gay marriage. In his speech, Obama addressed gay and lesbians' fight for equal rights and said it is up to…
By: Jessica Wakeman / June 24, 2011

Oh, Baby! No More Tears With The President

He can't save the economy. He can't stop Republicans from making us barefoot and pregnant at the stove. But the Barack Obama can stop a crying baby when even the First Lady can't get the kid to stop screeching. So adorbs! Sigh. I want the president to hold me while I cry. [YouTube]…
By: Jessica Wakeman / June 21, 2011

Quickies: Obama Says Weiner Should Resign & Gwyneth Paltrow Will Tell You If You’re Fat

Obama says if he were Weiner, he'd step down. Props to The New York Post headline writers for this gem. [Slate] Arnold Schwarzenegger's former mistress, Mildred Baena, and his love child are featured in an interview and photo spread in Hello! [Dlisted] Hugh Hefner announced via his Twitter that his wedding…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 14, 2011

Barack Obama On Being A Dad

"I grew up without a father around. I have certain memories of him taking me to my first jazz concert and giving me my first basketball as a Christmas present. But he left when I was two years old. And even though my sister and I were lucky enough to be raised by a wonderful…
By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / June 13, 2011

Rumor: Hillary Clinton Wants To Head The World Bank

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton wants to head the World Bank after leaving the State Department in 2012, several sources have told Reuters. Her press secretary denied the rumor, but Clinton publicly stated in January she wouldn't continue as Secretary of State if President Obama is reelected in 2012 because it's an exhausting…
By: Jessica Wakeman / June 10, 2011

Barack Obama Wages War On Wiener

Yes he can pound a chili dog. It's comforting to know we have a president who takes a no-nonsense approach to everything … including lunch. [Buzzfeed]…
By: Ami Angelowicz / June 4, 2011

Quickies: Osama Bin Laden Loved Porn & Barack Obama Sets Up Justin Bieber

Surprise! Osama bin Laden watched porn. Navy SEALs discovered a "fairly extensive" stash in Osama's home after he was killed. Three wives, 72 virgins after death, and porn? This guy should have been in sex therapy, not caves in southeast southern Asia. [TMZ] The Middleton family has filed a formal petition to…
By: Jessica Wakeman / May 13, 2011

Today’s Lady News: Orthodox Jewish Newspaper Explains Airbrushing Women From Situation Room Pic

The conservative Hasidic Jewish newspaper in Brooklyn that removed Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and counterterrorism analyst Audrey Tomason — the only two women in the iconic Situation Room photo of the President watching the raid on Osama bin Laden's compound — has released a statement. Der Zeitung writes: "Our editorial policies are guided…
By: Jessica Wakeman / May 10, 2011

Hasidic Newspaper Edits Hillary Clinton Out Of Famous Bin Laden Situation Room Photo

Remember that iconic photo of President Barack Obama, Vice President Joe Biden and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton in the White House Situation Room watching the raid in Pakistan which killed Osama bin Laden? (Top photo!) Well, a conservative Hasidic Jewish newspaper in Brooklyn for Hasids completely edited Hillary Clinton and the other…
By: Jessica Wakeman / May 9, 2011

Put On Your Fascinators, We Have A Situation

Now we know what the heads of state wear on their heads in the situation room. It's easier to think straight with a fascinator on. [The Daily What]…
By: Ami Angelowicz / May 5, 2011

Today’s Lady News: Sarah Palin Tweets To Obama “No Pussyfooting” On Osama Bin Laden Pic

Sarah Palin weighed in on the Osama bin Laden death photo debate on Twitter — because we all care what the former governor of Alaska thinks about it!!! — to tell President Obama, "Show photo as warning to others seeking America's destruction. No pussy-footing around, no politicking, no drama; it's part of the mission."…
By: Jessica Wakeman / May 4, 2011

Quickies: Conan O’Brien Shaves His Beard & The 20 Best Osama/Obama Memes

Watch Will Ferrell tell Conan O'Brien's daughter to "kiss daddy's beard goodbye." [Team Coco] J.Crew included a gay couple — designer Somsack and his boyfriend, Micah — posing in pricey sweaters under the tagline "Happy Together" in their May catalog. Oh joy, something else for "family values" people to freak out about it.
By: Jessica Wakeman / May 3, 2011

Osama Bin Laden’s Death Sets A Tweets-Per-Second Record

So obviously, the big news of the week is that on Sunday night, Navy SEALS found and killed Osama bin Laden. And this may go down in history as the first major news event to unravel on Twitter. Not only did news of the kill leak out on the site a full hour…
By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / May 3, 2011

Twitter Scoops Media On Osama Bin Laden’s Death

Last night, at around 10 p.m. EST, I was lamenting the lack of incestuous sex on this week's episode of "Game of Thrones" on my Twitter, when I saw something interesting come across my feed. A retweet of a message from the White House's press secretary, saying the President would be making a statement at…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 2, 2011

Breaking News: President Obama To Announce Osama Bin Laden Has Been Killed By U.S. Forces

I'll keep this brief. At any moment now, President Obama, in a unplanned, last minute statement broadcast to the world, will announce that U.S. forces have killed Osama bin Laden, mastermind of the 9/11 attacks. The White House has confirmed that bin Laden has been killed. His body is in U.S. custody. Once the President…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 2, 2011

Seth Meyers And President Obama Roast Donald Trump At The White House Correspondents Dinner

Last night, the White House Correspondents Dinner was held in Washington, hosted by "Saturday Night Live"'s Seth Meyers. In attendance was Donald Trump, who spent the last month establishing himself at the forefront of the idiotic birther movement. He likely regretted his RSVP after he was brilliantly roasted by both Meyers (above) and President Obama…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 1, 2011

Proof That POTUS Was Not Born In The United States!

Heh, heh, heh, this adorable photo is all the evidence I need to prove that President Obama was born on a pirate ship in international waters, Donald Trump is thinking right now. [via NY Times]…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 20, 2011

Ladies, You Could Be Aborting The Next First Black President

Guilt-inducing anti-abortion tactics know no bounds. A Life Always billboard in Chicago being unveiled tomorrow will depict Barack Obama's face and the warning, "Every 21 minutes, our next possible leader is aborted." Ladies, carry to term the pregnancy you don't want/can't afford/will be irreparably harmed by because your future child might be…
By: Jessica Wakeman / March 28, 2011
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