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Prince’s Giant Paisley Park Vault Of Unreleased Music Is Drilled Open By A Bank

In the week following the untimely death of music legend Prince on April 21st, questions have arisen surrounding his giant vault of unreleased tunes located his massive music studio in Paisley Park, Minnesota. A Minnesota judge has officially declared that because Prince had no will prior to his death, his $250 Million assets must be… More »


Elizabeth Warren Gets Mansplained By JP Morgan CEO

Even Elizabeth Warren, one of the smartest people in the country and former Harvard bankruptcy law professor, creator of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau and now Senator of the United States, is not even immune to the epidemic that is the mansplaination.

The big headed gentleman who decided to teach Warren about banking… More »


It’s Time To Cry: Try To Keep It Together As This Magic ATM Surprises Kind Strangers

On July 25, several thousand TD Bank locations in Canada gave a surprise $20 bill to every customer as part of their #TDThanksYou campaign. Four very special branches set up an Automated Thanking Machine, a talking ATM that gave special customers gifts of gratitude for the extraordinary kindness they’d been showing in their lives. These… More »


Lehman Brothers Are Lookin’ For Love On Craigslist

In case you haven’t noticed, the stock market took a nosedive this week. The rest of us are left worried about investments, bank stability, and mortgages. But what about the men of Wall Street, who are getting screwed over by their employers: How are they looking to handle this mess? They’re looking to get screwed… More »


The Daily Squeeze: Banking Vs. Sex, Monkeys, And A Fake Orgasm Lawsuit

People in China are more interested in reading about banks and stocks than sex, according to the most popular words Googled in 2007. [Reuters]
Before female macaques (monkeys) in Kalimantan Tengah, Indonesia, will have sex, the males must groom them for about eight minutes. But even more incredible is that the females had sex an… More »