Posts tagged "banana"

Is That A Banana On Your Ear Or Are You Just Happy To Talk To Me?

I'm always looking for new ways to get motivated to talk on the phone. I absolutely dread answering and returning phone calls. But I do love bananas. This radiation-proof iPhone handset is sure to put the fun back in phone time. Or, if nothing else, it should inspire some situational comedy when seen walking dow…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 14, 2013

Hold Your Bananas’ Freshness Hostage

I am one of those people who likes my bananas without brown spots. The most annoying things about my favorite fruit is how quickly they ripen (and how they make everything in their general vicinity smell like banana). And, as you may remember from the Chiquita Banana song, bananas like the climate of the very,

By: Ami Angelowicz / June 15, 2012

Watch A Grape Interview A Banana

After streaking though a football game in a banana costume, high school student Brian Thompson was suspended, which got a lot of people up in arms. So, reporter Pat Collins decided to do what any dedicated journalist might do: he interviewed Brian. In a grape costume. When asked by Pat why he chose a banana,…

By: Julie Gerstein / November 12, 2011

Is That A Banana In Your Pocket Or Are You Sexually Assaulting Me?

"One thing I used to do is carry a banana around in my pocket," is what one man is using as evidence that he is innocent of sexual assault. David Morris, a 60-year-old pastor in Wales, is on trial for sexually assaulting a 12-year-old girl 15 years ago.

By: Ami Angelowicz / October 7, 2010