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Is That A Banana On Your Ear Or Are You Just Happy To Talk To Me?

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I’m always looking for new ways to get motivated to talk on the phone. I absolutely dread answering and returning phone calls. But I do love bananas. This radiation-proof iPhone handset is sure to put the fun back in phone time. Or, if nothing else, it should inspire some situational comedy when seen walking down the street asking a banana, “How are you today?” [$21.99, Amazon via Outblush]

Hold Your Bananas’ Freshness Hostage

I am one of those people who likes my bananas without brown spots. The most annoying things about my favorite fruit is how quickly they ripen (and how they make everything in their general vicinity smell like banana). And, as you may remember from the Chiquita Banana song, bananas like the climate of the very, very tropical equator, so you should never put bananas in the refrigerator. The Banana Bag is the kitchen appliance Chiquita always dreamed of. The sunny, yellow bag provides the exact amount of insulation and air to keep your bunch from over-ripening, while keeping the skin warm enough to prevent those brown spots. The Banana Bag will keep your fruit fresh and cereal-ready for at least two weeks. [$12.99, Amazon]

Is That A Banana In Your Pocket Or Are You Sexually Assaulting Me?

“One thing I used to do is carry a banana around in my pocket,” is what one man is using as evidence that he is innocent of sexual assault. David Morris, a 60-year-old pastor in Wales, is on trial for sexually assaulting a 12-year-old girl 15 years ago. Keep reading »

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