Quickies!: Our Wombs Have Sympathy Pains

Posted by: Annika Harris 6:00PM, Tuesday December 30th 2008 Filed in: news

A woman delivered a 14 pound baby. ZOMG! Two doctors were needed to lift the load out the womb. Every woman is in pain thinking about that. [Fox News]

Our own columnist Rachel Kramer Bussel interviews our own Susannah Breslin about sex writing and porn for The Huffington Post. Shameless plug of bitches me love alert! [Huffington Post]

Some anti-Scientology person is threatening Tom Cruise’s life. The threat is so severe the FBI has been notified. Maybe the killer is someone that regrets seeing “Valkyrie.” [Perez Hilton]

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Star Couplings: Evan Rachel Wood Gettin’ Her Rourke On

Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry 8:30AM, Monday November 10th 2008 Filed in: celebs

Evan Rachel Wood And Mickey Rourke Dating?

Okay, ick, Despite our dating advice, the rumor is Evan Rachel Wood traded in Marilyn Manson for Mickey Rourke. [Perez Hilton]

She denies it though. [People]

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Star Couplings: Sienna Miller Has An Oil (Heir) Spill

Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry 8:30AM, Monday November 03rd 2008 Filed in: celebs

Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty may have ended their much discussed love affair. [Perez Hilton]

Ryan Reynolds looked hot running the New York Marathon. Wife Scarlett Johansson was supposedly somewhere in the crowd watching him. [DListed]

Simon Cowell’s girlfriend Terri Seymour totally dumped him. [Us Weekly]

Rapper Nelly says that he and singer Ashanti are “very serious.” Yawn. [People]

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Star Couplings: Jennifer Aniston Spends Her Off Nights From Mayer With A Butler

Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry 7:00AM, Tuesday October 28th 2008 Filed in: celebs

Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer & Gerard Butler?

I am so confused. Is Jennifer Aniston back with John Mayer or is she now dating Gerard Butler? OR has America’s Sweetheart finally realized that good girls lose in life and she should date both of them at the same time? [DListed]

Lindsay Lohan may be in love with Samantha Ronson, but she still has a hankering for the peen. [DListed]

Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty, makin’ out. [Perez Hilton]

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Quick Pic: “Sienna Miller? Never Heard Of Her!”

Posted by: The Frisky 10:00AM, Monday August 11th 2008 Filed in: celebs

Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty attempt to adhere to the 10-foot rule which says that if you’re not photographed within 10 feet of each other, you cannot possibly be screwing. Fail! [Los Angeles, 8/10/08]

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Who IS Balthazar Getty, Anyway?

Posted by: Simcha Whitehill 2:00PM, Friday August 08th 2008 Filed in: celebs

Who does Balthazar Getty think he is? Well, inquiring minds (who keep reading his name over and over again) want to know! So we did a little digging on the daddy that ran off with Sienna Miller and here’s what we found out:

LOVES: At the tender age of 16, Balthazar moved in with actress Lala Sloatman, but their relationship burned out fast. In 1989 the aspiring actor was photographed for a Seventeen magazine spread with his former girlfriend Milla Jovovich. After they split, Getty got it on with Drew Barrymore until 1991. In 2000, he married fancy-pants children’s clothing designer and couturier to the stars, Rosetta Millington. Together they have four children, but Getty said that the two separated in late-2007, before he hooked up with co-star Sienna Miller.

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Star Couplings: Jennifer Aniston & John Meyer NOT Heading Down The Aisle

Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry 6:30AM, Thursday August 07th 2008 Filed in: celebs

Those Jennifer Aniston/John Mayer wedding/baby rumors are as B.S. as you would expect. [Us Weekly]

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Star Couplings: Jenna Jameson Expecting Her First Child!

Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry 7:00AM, Wednesday August 06th 2008 Filed in: celebs

Jenna Jameson is pregnant with boyfriend Tito Ortiz’s baby—we hope. Zing! Porn star joke! [Perez Hilton]

If you believe the tabloids, Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are getting married AND having a baby. [Perez Hilton]

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Star Couplings: Matthew Broderick Spending His Days Off With Someone Other Than SJP?

Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry 6:00AM, Thursday July 24th 2008 Filed in:

There’s always been those gay rumors, but Star says Matthew Broderick was caught cheating on Sarah Jessica Parker with a woman. [Star]

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Star Couplings: Natalie Portman Is Devendra Banhart’s Video Girl

Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry 6:00AM, Tuesday July 22nd 2008 Filed in: celebs

Natalie Portman stars in Devendra Banhart’s video for his song “Carmensita”—the two are now supposedly madly in hippie love. [Spinner.com]

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Star Couplings: Miranda Kerr Ditches Orlando Bloom For A Gummi Bear

Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry 7:00AM, Thursday July 17th 2008 Filed in: celebs

Miranda Kerr traded in Orlando Bloom for Brandon Davis. Downgrade! [In Touch]

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Star Couplings: Nicole Kidman’s Baby Pic Price Too High

Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry 7:00AM, Wednesday July 16th 2008 Filed in: celebs

Some are saying that little Sunday Rose Kidman Urban won’t be making an appearence in the tabloids not because her parents are protective, but because they wanted too much money and were rejected. These are Brangelina-baby-days, Nicole and Keith, you gotta shoot low. [Perez Hilton]

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Star Couplings: Madonna Messes Up Alex Rodriguez’s Game

Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry 6:00AM, Monday July 14th 2008 Filed in: celebs

Some Toronto Blue Jays fans taunted Alex Rodriguez at a Yankee game this weekend, holding up photos of Madonna. As a Red Sox fan, I love it! [DListed]

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Star Couplings: Jessica Biel Can Take Or Leave Marriage

Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry 6:00AM, Thursday July 10th 2008 Filed in: celebs

Jessica Biel tells the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar that she doesn’t “have to have marriage.” Okay, I am/was one of those people too, but something tells me Biel is just saying that to make herself feel better cause Justin Timberlake is a total committment-phobe. [Us Weekly]

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