Posts tagged "balls"

Jon Hamm’s 8 Most Ballsy Moments

God bless Jon Hamm and his floppy, free-spirited junk. That man’s cock and balls are all over the place and he just doesn’t seem to mind at all. Not that we’re complaining. We enjoy gawking, trying to understand what’s going on his pants.

But apparently the execs at AMC don’t share in our…

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 20, 2013

Sort Of Surprising Things All Men Do (According To Reddit Users)

Listen, I am a professional who writes about dating and men and sex on the internet, and I’ve been around the block once or twice or 25 times on top of that, so I am clearly not naive to the many things men do that are … Odd. Interesting. Gross. They cup their balls like…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 14, 2012

Some Theories About This Really Insane Picture Of Jon Hamm’s Balls

Important business to attend to! We need to discuss this crazy picture of Jon Hamm’s balls. While out strolling this weekend with Jennifer Westfeldt, there were some very interesting pics snapped of his junk. Some featured his incredibly sizable shlong. Not that we’re complaining. There’s never any issue with a devastatingly handsome man being well-endowed.

By: Ami Angelowicz / September 10, 2012

Evening Quickies: Justin Bieber’s “Balls Have Dropped,” Say Managers

Scooter Braun told Billboard magazine that his client Justin Bieber’s new album will be more “seductive” because “vocally, his balls have dropped.” I only have one thing to say about this: EWEWEWEWinappropriateEWEWEWinappropriateEWWWWWWWWW. [NY Post]
Kendell Jenner is getting a Sweet 16 special on E! Of course she is! Apparently she’ll be shopping for her…

By: Jessica Wakeman / October 28, 2011

The Top 10 Most Amazing Penises

The penis and the balls! Such fun anatomy! You may worship the male anatomy, or maybe you have some junk dangling between your legs, or maybe you just wish you did. Penises, while all unique, are not all created equal. Some are more distinguished than others. Just ask Wesley Warren Jr. whose scrotum weighs 100…

By: The Frisky / October 24, 2011

Ballsy Cross-Stitch

Now, wouldn’t this be the perfect DIY Christmas pressie for Cisco Adler? But apparently, “low hanging fruit” isn’t about testicles; it is actually a marketing term … weird. [Blergisphere]…

By: Simcha / November 29, 2010

You’re Looking At The Biggest Balls In The Animal Kingdom

After seeing Cisco Adler’s sack circulating on the interwebs, I thought there was no bigger baller. However, leave it to scientists at the University of Derby to actually do the research and find the animal with the largest scrotum.

By: Simcha / November 11, 2010

Horse Vs. Ball (Ball Wins)

Cruz the colt loves his exercise ball — even though his exercise ball doesn’t quite love him back. [YouTube]…

By: Julie Gerstein / November 9, 2010

Why Is Sarah Palin Talking About Barack Obama’s Balls?

Fresh off his gabfest with the girls last week on “The View,” Sarah Palin is taking a stab at the president’s masculinity. Appearing on “Fox News Sunday” yesterday, she said Arizona Governor Jan Brewer has “the cojones” — Spanish for “balls” — that President Barack Obama “does not have” to deal with illegal immigration. Arizona,…

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 2, 2010

A Drunk Brit Waxed His Balls For Charity And It Did Not Go Well

Earlier this month a Brit was feeling generous at a charity fundraiser, so he offered up his balls for a bikini wax at the pub. Alas, that was the day Joe Cooper, 24, learned a valuable lesson about mixing manscaping with alcohol.

By: Jessica Wakeman / June 17, 2010

Pie Chart Explains The Kitty Cat/Testicles Conundrum

Cats, much like toddlers, always know the best place to sit on a man’s lap. [ImageShack.us]…

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 6, 2010

Dudes, Learn How To Shave Your Balls Properly

Gillette thinks some men need assistance with not drawing blood while they shave their groin area, so its crack animation team put together this instructional “How to Shave your Balls” YouTube cartoon. The video’s basically just an infomercial for the Gillette Fusion Power razor and shaving cream—but don’t forget to use, as the…

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 28, 2009

Poll: Balls Versus Boobs

While my Dolly Parton-esque double D’s provide my sexy-time friends with far, far more than a handful, my breasts prevent me from normal activities. Like crossing my heart to say the Pledge of Allegiance. Like squeezing between tables at restaurants without whacking someone in the face. Like wearing button-up shirts and running at the same…

By: Simcha / September 15, 2008

Virgin Sacrifice: Father/Daughter Dance

A benefit to raise awareness sounds like a good thing, but sometimes even a ball can be bad. Case in point: The Chastity Gala, a trend of father/daughter dances across the nation, aka the most uncomfortable parties we’ve ever heard of. Recently, in Colorado Springs, 150 fathers with girls from grade school to college attended…

By: Simcha / May 22, 2008
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