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Evening Quickies: Justin Bieber’s “Balls Have Dropped,” Say Managers

His Hair Cost What?!
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Open Letter
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Justin's First Kiss
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  • Scooter Braun told Billboard magazine that his client Justin Bieber’s new album will be more “seductive” because “vocally, his balls have dropped.” I only have one thing to say about this: EWEWEWEWinappropriateEWEWEWinappropriateEWWWWWWWWW. [NY Post]
  • Kendell Jenner is getting a Sweet 16 special on E! Of course she is! Apparently she’ll be shopping for her first car and getting either a belly button ring or a tattoo. [Us Weekly]
  • The National Enquirer — foolproof source of celebrity gossip — claims Paul McCartney is going to convert to Judaism at the behest of his new bride, Nancy Shevell. [Heeb]
  • If you’re going to be one of those people who goes to work in costume on Halloween, you’d better be smart about it and follow some rules. [The Daily Muse]
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The Top 10 Most Amazing Penises

The penis and the balls! Such fun anatomy! You may worship the male anatomy, or maybe you have some junk dangling between your legs, or maybe you just wish you did. Penises, while all unique, are not all created equal. Some are more distinguished than others. Just ask Wesley Warren Jr. whose scrotum weighs 100 pounds. We kid you not. Keep on clicking to see the strangest, weirdest, and most notorious phalli in human history. Let the penis parade begin!

Ballsy Cross-Stitch

Now, wouldn’t this be the perfect DIY Christmas pressie for Cisco Adler? But apparently, “low hanging fruit” isn’t about testicles; it is actually a marketing term … weird. [Blergisphere] Keep reading »

You’re Looking At The Biggest Balls In The Animal Kingdom

After seeing Cisco Adler’s sack circulating on the interwebs, I thought there was no bigger baller. However, leave it to scientists at the University of Derby to actually do the research and find the animal with the largest scrotum. Keep reading »

Horse Vs. Ball (Ball Wins)

Cruz the colt loves his exercise ball — even though his exercise ball doesn’t quite love him back. [YouTube] Keep reading »

Why Is Sarah Palin Talking About Barack Obama’s Balls?

Fresh off his gabfest with the girls last week on “The View,” Sarah Palin is taking a stab at the president’s masculinity. Appearing on “Fox News Sunday” yesterday, she said Arizona Governor Jan Brewer has “the cojones” — Spanish for “balls” — that President Barack Obama “does not have” to deal with illegal immigration. Arizona, as you surely remember, recently passed strict immigration laws which “would make the failure to carry immigration documents a crime and give the police broad power to detain anyone suspected of being in the country illegally,” according to The New York Times. Keep reading »

A Drunk Brit Waxed His Balls For Charity And It Did Not Go Well

Earlier this month a Brit was feeling generous at a charity fundraiser, so he offered up his balls for a bikini wax at the pub. Alas, that was the day Joe Cooper, 24, learned a valuable lesson about mixing manscaping with alcohol. Keep reading »

Pie Chart Explains The Kitty Cat/Testicles Conundrum

Cats, much like toddlers, always know the best place to sit on a man’s lap. [ImageShack.us] Keep reading »

Dudes, Learn How To Shave Your Balls Properly

Gillette thinks some men need assistance with not drawing blood while they shave their groin area, so its crack animation team put together this instructional “How to Shave your Balls” YouTube cartoon. The video’s basically just an infomercial for the Gillette Fusion Power razor and shaving cream—but don’t forget to use, as the voiceover dude intones, some common sense, too.

Hey, anything that keeps our teeth from getting flossed when we go down for a beej is A-OK with us. But Gillette knows that to get men to spend money on shaving down there, it has to tell them what they want to hear: “You might say when there’s no underbrush, the tree looks taller.” (It makes the claim not once, but twice.) We’ll believe it when we see it…in the hair-free flesh.

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Poll: Balls Versus Boobs

While my Dolly Parton-esque double D’s provide my sexy-time friends with far, far more than a handful, my breasts prevent me from normal activities. Like crossing my heart to say the Pledge of Allegiance. Like squeezing between tables at restaurants without whacking someone in the face. Like wearing button-up shirts and running at the same time. Still, are my bodacious ta-ta’s any more intrusive than, say, the pair men have — that is: balls? I mean, how do they run with those things dangling between their legs? There’s just no denying it. Ladies and gents have bulky body baggage. Thankfully, some gender-bending reporters over at Time Out New York decided to put their work-out routine to the boobs versus balls test. Their results? Frank and beans are easier to exercise with than a couple of milk jugs. But here at the Frisky, let’s talk about when appendages really matter: the sex act. Which cushion do you think is worse for the pushin’? [Boinkology] Keep reading »