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Reddit Presents The Man With Three Balls (NSFW)

Step right up, step right up! See the rarest penile anomalies in the world with the touch of your fingertips. Man with two dicks, step aside. The latest sexual sideshow attraction on Reddit is the E.T., the man with the extra testicle. User GardenofGandalf  waited until his 18th birthday, which was yesterday, to debut a photo of his tritestes. His mother must be so proud! You can see the very NSFW picture of his junk after the jump. Keep reading »

10 Fascinating Things We Learned About Ballsacks

10 Fascinating Things We Learned About Ballsacks

Ask and ye shall receive. We inquired about ballsacks and got all kinds of useful information, plus some extra tidbits we weren’t expecting. Here are the most fascinating things we learned about the ever-elusive body part. We thank you all for your generosity and candor. Keep reading »

25 Unanswered Questions We Have About Ballsacks

25 Unanswered Questions We Have About Ballsacks

This post is not meant to be ironic or satirical in any way. It is 100 percent genuine. We’ve been saving up a ton of nagging questions ever since we first found out about that secret treasure chest you’ve got stored between your thighs. In the past, we’ve been too shy to ask, but today’s the day we finally break our ballsack silence. We’re tired of wondering why your balls laugh when you do or if you’re being overly dramatic when we accidentally elbow your nuts. Here are all the things we want to know about your ballsacks… Keep reading »

This Man Is Selling One Of His Balls So He Can Buy A New Car

Worth it?
This Man Is Selling One Of His Balls So He Can Buy A Nissan 370z
A Nissan For His Left One

What would you be willing to do for a new car? Perhaps your answers range from sensible (take on some part-time work to earn extra dough) to over-the-top (buy scratch tickets until I hit it big!).  Crazy dude, Mark Parisi, is taking it a step further. On the TV show “The Doctors,” Parisi announced that he will be “donating” his left testicle for medical research at the sum of $35,000. (Well, at least we know the going rate for a ball. ) Mind you, he is doing this solely so he can afford to buy the Nissan 370z he’s been coveting.

I had no idea it was an option to sell off body parts willy nilly. I really want to put a down payment on an apartment and do a bit of traveling. I wonder how much I could get for my right boob? [Metro UK]

 

Watch Idiot College Student Staple His Own Balls As Punishment For Losing An Xbox Match (NSFW)

Watch Idiot College Student, Nathan Bells, Staple His Own Balls As Punishment For Losing An Xbox Match
This dude is about to staple his own balls

Warning: this video is both graphic and ridiculous. Please, watch at your own risk. Nathan Bells’ balls are not in a good place right now. As part of his “punishment” for losing an Xbox match to a friend, the 20-year-old Leeds University student stapled his testicles and let his fellow co-eds film the whole business and broadcast it on the school’s website.  Keep reading »

Watch Out, New Jersey: The Testicle-Eating Pacu Fish Is Here To Eat Your Balls

testicle eating pacu fish

Gird your loins, New Jersey: the powerfully-jawed pacu fish, known to bite off the testicles of unsuspecting fishermen, has been caught in Passaic lake. A 77-year-old man reeled in a strange-looking fish with “human teeth,” so he brought it to a nearby pet supply store. Come to find out, the ugly critter is an invasive species called the pacu fish. Called the “nutcracker fish,” supposedly pacus have mistaken human testicles for tree nuts — their regular diet — and allegedly caused the death of two men who died from blood loss after their nuts got chomped. Originally, the pacu are native to Papua New Guinea and the Amazon River, but are kept as pets and sometimes dumped into bodies of water when the owners no longer want them. Fishermen caught a pacu in June at an Illinois lake and the fish also been found in Paris. More bad news for the testicles of New Jersey? Pacu fish live for 20 years. Time to invest in some iron-clad fishing waders, boys! [Huffington Post] [Raw Story] [Image via Raw Story]

The Smaller The Balls, The Better The Father

Dude Sells His Balls
raffael brochero
Colombian poet selling his testicles to go to Europe. Read More »

A  a new study conducted by anthropologists at Emory University set out to determine why some fathers take to the job more than others. Naturally, they decided to study their balls. The study looked at 70 biological fathers who had a child between the ages of  one and two, and who were living with the child and its biological mother. Researchers looked at the fathers’ parenting habits, their testosterone levels, their brains functions when shown pictures of their children and the size of their testes and found that the men with lower testosterone levels and smaller balls were better dads. Keep reading »

A New Book Claims J.D. Salinger’s Missing Ball Was His Driving Force

Unpublished Work?
J.D. Salinger might have a safe full of unpublished work. Read More »
RIP J.D. Salinger
J.D. Salinger has passed away. Read More »
Dude Sells His Balls
raffael brochero
Colombian poet selling his testicles to go to Europe. Read More »

According to the book Salinger and accompanying documentary opening this Friday, the reclusive author’s driving, creative force were his balls, or lack thereof. A New York Times review of the book by David Shields and Shane Salerno reveals the theory that Salinger’s alleged missing nut was his secret shame and cause for isolation:

“The authors contend that Salinger ‘was born with only one testicle’ and they argue that this caused him enormous embarrassment — that it was ‘surely one of the many reasons he stayed out of the media glare’ so as ‘to reduce the likelihood that this information would emerge,’ and that it amplified his psychological need ‘to create flawless art.’ This assertion, however, is based on anonymous sources: two unnamed women who the authors say ‘independently confirmed’ hearsay that Salinger suffered from this anomaly.”

While it’s interesting to attribute Salinger’s need to create flawless art alone in the woods of New Hampshire to his missing ball, it seems like a bit of a stretch. Not to be insensitive about any shame this might have caused him. But a lot of writers suffer from the very same affliction, missing nut or not.  [The Atlantic Wire]

Coming Soon On TLC … The Scrotum Show

132 lb. Nut
The man with the 132 lb. nut finally gets surgery. Read More »
Dude Sells His Balls
raffael brochero
Colombian poet selling his testicles to go to Europe. Read More »

You probably know Wesley Warren Jr. as the man with the 132-pound nut. At first Warren didn’t want to undergo surgery for his scrotal lymphedema, but found it to be the best option for his health and safety.  After all, wearing an upside-down hoodie to cover your ball in public, watching TV while resting your junk on a milk crate, and having your scrotum overtake your penis to the point that you lose your ability to control your pee is no way to live. Not to mention the severe anemia and depression Warren suffered due to his condition. In April of this year, he finally underwent a 13-hour procedure to remove his giant scrotal mass. Keep reading »

New Thing To Be Afraid Of: Dog Ate Paralyzed Man’s Testicle While He Was Sleeping

Dude Sells His Balls
raffael brochero
Colombian poet selling his testicles to go to Europe. Read More »
Eek! Testicle Eating Fish
Testicle-eating fish species caught in Illinois lake. Read More »
Blue Balls
Here's what you need to know about blue balls, ladies. Read More »

It’s every man’s worst nightmare to wake up from a nap and find out one of his balls is missing. For an anonymous 39-year-old man in Trumann, Arkansas, it was bloody reality. The man, who is paralyzed from the waist down, fell asleep naked on Monday. When he woke up, his recently adopted “small, white, fluffy” dog was between his thighs with blood on his muzzle and the man felt “burning pain” in his mid-section. The pooch had “eaten one of his testicles,” according to the police report, although it’s not clear why he favored his master’s sweaty balls instead over Beggin’ Strips. Perhaps he was inspired by paco, that species of toothy testicle-eating fish. The doggie has since been euthanized and is being tested for rabies. His owner is lucky he woke when he did before he lost both testes. All the more reasons to vaccinate your pets, folks. [CBS Local] [KAIT8] [Image of bad dog via Shutterstock]

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