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There Is Now A ‘Ball Pit Bar’ So You Can Get Creeped On While Being Nostalgic

The pop-up event was open March 19th and 20th and offered a full service cocktail bar next to a ball pit which feels both unsanitary and potentially gropey.

Bronwyn Isaac |

A Woman Ripped Her Husband’s Testicles off With Her Bare Hands After He Refused to Help With Housework

The woman, Marinela Benea, said she “didn’t realize her own strength.”

Megan Reynolds |

Watch: This Dog Mourns His Favorite Ball That Got Frozen In A Kiddy Pool

Marriages fall apart, love is a lie, and dating is enough to make you fling yourself off a roof.

But nothing is so heartbreaking as when you lose…

Katrin Higher |

‘Tallywackers’ Is The Ballsy Answer To Hooters

The word Tallywackers is as you might guess, slang for penis, the restaurant manifestation of this penis opened in Dallas in May 2015, and business has been banging (SORRY/NOT SORRY)!

Bronwyn Isaac |

Study Suggests Monkeys (And Men?) With Small Balls Overcompensate In Life

Plus, 10 other pieces of testicle trivia in honor of National Nut Day!

Megan Reynolds |

Guess Which State Has The Most Valuable Testicles?

You may not know this, but the amount of compensation you receive for losing a body part on the job varies depending on what state you’re in. A recent report…

Robyn Pennacchia |

Be My Boyfriend: Mr. Ballsy, AKA Thomas Cantley, Who Is Rolling A Ball Across The U.S. To Raise Money For Testicular Cancer

Dear Thomas, AKA Mr. Ballsy,

First, allow me to compliment you on your ball. It’s huge and smooth and you look really hot attached to it. But it’s…

Amelia McDonell-Parry |

Bride Sues Hotel After “Depraved” Man Ruins Her Wedding With His Testicles

Engaged couples have plenty to worry about leading up to the big wedding day: Will it rain? Will my dress fit after all of the stress eating I’ve been doing?

Amelia McDonell-Parry |

Big News, Big Guys: There’s Finally A Pair Of Slim-Fit Jeans With Room To Accommodate Your Penis & Balls

A couple weeks ago we introduced you to the “anti-thigh gap jeans,” made specifically for those of us who have a little more thigh meat than traditional skinny jeans allow…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger |

Watch This: A Dove Parody Ad That Asks Men To See The “Real Beauty” Of Their Ballsacks

The internet is bursting with parodies of Dove’s Real Beauty ads, and if you ask me, there can never be too many. This one actually came out a year ago,…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger |

Reddit Presents The Man With Three Balls (NSFW)

Step right up, step right up! See the rarest penile anomalies in the world with the touch of your fingertips. Man with two dicks, step aside. The latest sexual sideshow…

Ami Angelowicz |

10 Fascinating Things We Learned About Ballsacks

Ask and ye shall receive. We inquired about ballsacks and got all kinds of useful information, plus some extra tidbits we weren’t expecting. Here are the most fascinating things we…

The Frisky |

25 Unanswered Questions We Have About Ballsacks

This post is not meant to be ironic or satirical in any way. It is 100 percent genuine. We’ve been saving up a ton of nagging questions ever since we…

The Frisky |

This Man Is Selling One Of His Balls So He Can Buy A New Car

What would you be willing to do for a new car? Perhaps your answers range from sensible (take on some part-time work to earn extra dough) to over-the-top (buy scratch…

Ami Angelowicz |

Watch Idiot College Student Staple His Own Balls As Punishment For Losing An Xbox Match (NSFW)

Warning: this video is both graphic and ridiculous. Please, watch at your own risk. Nathan Bells’ balls are not in a good place right now. As part of his “punishment”

Ami Angelowicz |

Watch Out, New Jersey: The Testicle-Eating Pacu Fish Is Here To Eat Your Balls

Gird your loins, New Jersey: the powerfully-jawed pacu fish, known to bite off the testicles of unsuspecting fishermen, has been caught in Passaic lake. A 77-year-old man reeled in a…

Jessica Wakeman |

The Smaller The Balls, The Better The Father

A  a new study conducted by anthropologists at Emory University set out to determine why some fathers take to the job more than others. Naturally, they decided to study their…

Ami Angelowicz |

A New Book Claims J.D. Salinger’s Missing Ball Was His Driving Force

According to the book Salinger and accompanying documentary opening this Friday, the reclusive author’s driving, creative force were his balls, or lack thereof. A New York Times review of the…

Ami Angelowicz |
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