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There Is Now A ‘Ball Pit Bar’ So You Can Get Creeped On While Being Nostalgic

The pop-up event was open March 19th and 20th and offered a full service cocktail bar next to a ball pit which feels both unsanitary and potentially gropey. More »


A Woman Ripped Her Husband’s Testicles off With Her Bare Hands After He Refused to Help With Housework

The woman, Marinela Benea, said she “didn’t realize her own strength.” More »


Watch: This Dog Mourns His Favorite Ball That Got Frozen In A Kiddy Pool

Marriages fall apart, love is a lie, and dating is enough to make you fling yourself off a roof.

But nothing is so heartbreaking as when you lose your favorite ball inside the vast tundra of a solid ice-filled kiddy pool!

This sweet baby Portland,Oregon based Golden Retriever had to endure… More »


‘Tallywackers’ Is The Ballsy Answer To Hooters

The word Tallywackers is as you might guess, slang for penis, the restaurant manifestation of this penis opened in Dallas in May 2015, and business has been banging (SORRY/NOT SORRY)! More »


Study Suggests Monkeys (And Men?) With Small Balls Overcompensate In Life

Plus, 10 other pieces of testicle trivia in honor of National Nut Day! More »


Nutscapes: The Beauty Of Picturesque Landscape Photography, Now With Some Dude’s Balls

Look at the play of light and shadow! More »


The Man With The 80lb Scrotum Can Finally Bone His Wife Again

What a relief. More »


Guess Which State Has The Most Valuable Testicles?

You may not know this, but the amount of compensation you receive for losing a body part on the job varies depending on what state you’re in. A recent report from ProPublica has published all the data on which body parts are worth more to lose where, and it’s pretty fascinating.

For instance,… More »


Be My Boyfriend: Mr. Ballsy, AKA Thomas Cantley, Who Is Rolling A Ball Across The U.S. To Raise Money For Testicular Cancer

Dear Thomas, AKA Mr. Ballsy,

First, allow me to compliment you on your ball. It’s huge and smooth and you look really hot attached to it. But it’s not the size or the softness or the sex appeal of your ball that appeals to me — it’s what you’re doing with your ball… More »


Bride Sues Hotel After “Depraved” Man Ruins Her Wedding With His Testicles

Engaged couples have plenty to worry about leading up to the big wedding day: Will it rain? Will my dress fit after all of the stress eating I’ve been doing? Will my best man get too drunk after the ceremony? Are we going to be destitute when this whole thing is all over? So imagine… More »


Big News, Big Guys: There’s Finally A Pair Of Slim-Fit Jeans With Room To Accommodate Your Penis & Balls

A couple weeks ago we introduced you to the “anti-thigh gap jeans,” made specifically for those of us who have a little more thigh meat than traditional skinny jeans allow for. Today, we’d like to introduce you to another specialty fit denim innovation, but this one is for men who have a little extra man… More »


Watch This: A Dove Parody Ad That Asks Men To See The “Real Beauty” Of Their Ballsacks

The internet is bursting with parodies of Dove’s Real Beauty ads, and if you ask me, there can never be too many. This one actually came out a year ago, but I just stumbled upon it, and it’s too good not to share. The idea behind it is simple: what if the forensic artist in… More »


Reddit Presents The Man With Three Balls (NSFW)

Step right up, step right up! See the rarest penile anomalies in the world with the touch of your fingertips. Man with two dicks, step aside. The latest sexual sideshow attraction on Reddit is the E.T., the man with the extra testicle. User GardenofGandalf  waited until his 18th birthday, which was yesterday, to debut aMore »


10 Fascinating Things We Learned About Ballsacks

Ask and ye shall receive. We inquired about ballsacks and got all kinds of useful information, plus some extra tidbits we weren’t expecting. Here are the most fascinating things we learned about the ever-elusive body part. We thank you all for your generosity and candor. … More »


25 Unanswered Questions We Have About Ballsacks

This post is not meant to be ironic or satirical in any way. It is 100 percent genuine. We’ve been saving up a ton of nagging questions ever since we first found out about that secret treasure chest you’ve got stored between your thighs. In the past, we’ve been too shy to ask, but today’s… More »


This Man Is Selling One Of His Balls So He Can Buy A New Car

What would you be willing to do for a new car? Perhaps your answers range from sensible (take on some part-time work to earn extra dough) to over-the-top (buy scratch tickets until I hit it big!).  Crazy dude, Mark Parisi, is taking it a step further. On the TV show “The Doctors,” Parisi announced that… More »


Watch Idiot College Student Staple His Own Balls As Punishment For Losing An Xbox Match (NSFW)

Warning: this video is both graphic and ridiculous. Please, watch at your own risk. Nathan Bells’ balls are not in a good place right now. As part of his “punishment” for losing an Xbox match to a friend, the 20-year-old Leeds University student stapled his testicles and let his fellow co-eds film the whole business… More »


Watch Out, New Jersey: The Testicle-Eating Pacu Fish Is Here To Eat Your Balls

Gird your loins, New Jersey: the powerfully-jawed pacu fish, known to bite off the testicles of unsuspecting fishermen, has been caught in Passaic lake. A 77-year-old man reeled in a strange-looking fish with “human teeth,” so he brought it to a nearby pet supply store. Come to find out, the ugly critter is an invasive… More »


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