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Bride Sues Hotel After “Depraved” Man Ruins Her Wedding With His Testicles

Engaged couples have plenty to worry about leading up to the big wedding day: Will it rain? Will my dress fit after all of the stress eating I’ve been doing? Will my best man get too drunk after the ceremony? Are we going to be destitute when this whole thing is all over? So imagine everything going perfectly to plan, and you’re standing at the alter, ready to say “I do,” when a “depraved” man suddenly show ups and starts flashing his balls. Keep reading »

Big News, Big Guys: There’s Finally A Pair Of Slim-Fit Jeans With Room To Accommodate Your Penis & Balls

Slimbs Slim-Fit Jeans
No More Moose-Knuckle!

A couple weeks ago we introduced you to the “anti-thigh gap jeans,” made specifically for those of us who have a little more thigh meat than traditional skinny jeans allow for. Today, we’d like to introduce you to another specialty fit denim innovation, but this one is for men who have a little extra man meat. The jeans are called Slimbs. Their mantra? “Slim fit jeans that aren’t a pain to your manhood.” While that tagline (not to mention the screenshot of their promotional video) might make you laugh, the jeans are far from gimmicky. Slimbs are high quality (each pair even comes with a guaranteed repair service), American-made, ethically manufactured, stylish, and affordable. No wonder they’ve almost doubled their fundraising goal on Kickstarter already. Check out the video above for more info, and let your balls breathe a sigh of relief for the roomier digs they’ll be enjoying soon. [Kickstarter]

Watch This: A Dove Parody Ad That Asks Men To See The “Real Beauty” Of Their Ballsacks

Dove Parody Ad: The Real Beauty Of Ballsacks
"Tell me about ... your sack."

The internet is bursting with parodies of Dove’s Real Beauty ads, and if you ask me, there can never be too many. This one actually came out a year ago, but I just stumbled upon it, and it’s too good not to share. The idea behind it is simple: what if the forensic artist in Dove’s famous “Sketches” ad was enlisted to help men see the real beauty of … their ballsacks? Just watch. [YouTube]

Reddit Presents The Man With Three Balls (NSFW)

Step right up, step right up! See the rarest penile anomalies in the world with the touch of your fingertips. Man with two dicks, step aside. The latest sexual sideshow attraction on Reddit is the E.T., the man with the extra testicle. User GardenofGandalf  waited until his 18th birthday, which was yesterday, to debut a photo of his tritestes. His mother must be so proud! You can see the very NSFW picture of his junk after the jump. Keep reading »

10 Fascinating Things We Learned About Ballsacks

10 Fascinating Things We Learned About Ballsacks

Ask and ye shall receive. We inquired about ballsacks and got all kinds of useful information, plus some extra tidbits we weren’t expecting. Here are the most fascinating things we learned about the ever-elusive body part. We thank you all for your generosity and candor. Keep reading »

25 Unanswered Questions We Have About Ballsacks

25 Unanswered Questions We Have About Ballsacks

This post is not meant to be ironic or satirical in any way. It is 100 percent genuine. We’ve been saving up a ton of nagging questions ever since we first found out about that secret treasure chest you’ve got stored between your thighs. In the past, we’ve been too shy to ask, but today’s the day we finally break our ballsack silence. We’re tired of wondering why your balls laugh when you do or if you’re being overly dramatic when we accidentally elbow your nuts. Here are all the things we want to know about your ballsacks… Keep reading »

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