There Is Now A ‘Ball Pit Bar’ So You Can Get Creeped On While Being Nostalgic
The pop-up event was open March 19th and 20th and offered a full service cocktail bar next to a ball pit which feels both unsanitary and potentially gropey.
A Woman Ripped Her Husband’s Testicles off With Her Bare Hands After He Refused to Help With Housework
The woman, Marinela Benea, said she “didn’t realize her own strength.”
Watch: This Dog Mourns His Favorite Ball That Got Frozen In A Kiddy Pool
Marriages fall apart, love is a lie, and dating is enough to make you fling yourself off a roof.
But nothing is so heartbreaking as when you lose…
‘Tallywackers’ Is The Ballsy Answer To Hooters
The word Tallywackers is as you might guess, slang for penis, the restaurant manifestation of this penis opened in Dallas in May 2015, and business has been banging (SORRY/NOT SORRY)!
Study Suggests Monkeys (And Men?) With Small Balls Overcompensate In Life
Plus, 10 other pieces of testicle trivia in honor of National Nut Day!
Nutscapes: The Beauty Of Picturesque Landscape Photography, Now With Some Dude’s Balls
Look at the play of light and shadow!
Guess Which State Has The Most Valuable Testicles?
You may not know this, but the amount of compensation you receive for losing a body part on the job varies depending on what state you’re in. A recent report…
Be My Boyfriend: Mr. Ballsy, AKA Thomas Cantley, Who Is Rolling A Ball Across The U.S. To Raise Money For Testicular Cancer
Dear Thomas, AKA Mr. Ballsy,
First, allow me to compliment you on your ball. It’s huge and smooth and you look really hot attached to it. But it’s…
Bride Sues Hotel After “Depraved” Man Ruins Her Wedding With His Testicles
Engaged couples have plenty to worry about leading up to the big wedding day: Will it rain? Will my dress fit after all of the stress eating I’ve been doing?…
Big News, Big Guys: There’s Finally A Pair Of Slim-Fit Jeans With Room To Accommodate Your Penis & Balls
A couple weeks ago we introduced you to the “anti-thigh gap jeans,” made specifically for those of us who have a little more thigh meat than traditional skinny jeans allow…
Watch This: A Dove Parody Ad That Asks Men To See The “Real Beauty” Of Their Ballsacks
The internet is bursting with parodies of Dove’s Real Beauty ads, and if you ask me, there can never be too many. This one actually came out a year ago,…