Posts tagged "bad tattoos"

Baby Shits All Over Dad’s Terrible Tribal Tattoo

I mean, can you blame him?

Amelia McDonell-Parry | August 28, 2015 - 3:30 pm

We’re Breaking Up: Guy Who Got This Gorilla Tattoo On His Head

Dear Guy Who Got A Gorilla Tattoo On The Back Of His Head,
Listen, I thought our relationship was going pretty well. I thought your bald spot was cute. I…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | August 15, 2013 - 11:40 am

A Nipple-y Tribute To Radiohead’s Thom Yorke & 34 More Ill-Advised Celebrity Face And Name Tattoos

Radiohead! What a great band, amiright? But so great that Thom Yorke’s face is worthy of being permanently inked across your chest, with one nipple for an eyeball? OK Computer was awesome, but not that awesome.

Amelia McDonell-Parry | April 18, 2013 - 10:00 am

Hayden Panettiere Does Not Regret Her Misspelled “No Regrets” Tattoo

“When I was younger, I was upset, and my dad said he wanted to show me something. He slammed one door of the bathroom, and the closet door popped open—it…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | April 3, 2013 - 4:40 pm

This Woman Covered Herself In “Twilight” Tattoos–And You’ll Never Guess Why

This is 51-year-old Cathy Ward. Back in 2008, Cathy started reading the Twilight books, and became so engrossed by the story that she forgot to eat, and ended up losing…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | February 13, 2013 - 3:20 pm

Romney Face-Tattoo Guy Changes His Mind

If you ask us, it seems a little two-faced. Just two weeks after he said he had no regrets about his Mitt Romney face tattoo, Eric Hartsburg has decided to accept an…

Newser | November 29, 2012 - 11:10 am

8 Celebs & The Tattoos We Expect Them To Get

After Scarlett Johansson debuted her new tattoo, Amelia and I both didn’t get it. We had an in-depth conversation about it, where we came to the realization that the reasons we…

Ami Angelowicz | November 12, 2012 - 9:00 am

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Got This Poem Tattooed On His Shoulder

Dear Tattooed Poet,
You got the following poem tattooed on your shoulder: “Roses are red/ My name is Dave/ This poem makes no sense/ Microwave.” Obviously you have a way…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | September 21, 2012 - 8:30 am

Be My Boyfriend: Guy With 15 Miley Cyrus Tattoos

When I was 14 years old, my love for the band Pearl Jam was so great, I used to make my mom drive by a house in our neighborhood every day because…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | June 20, 2012 - 2:40 pm

I Think We Can All Agree This Tattoo Was A Mistake

I’m starting to think tattoo parlors need to employ copy editors. [via Hyper Vocal]…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | June 4, 2012 - 10:22 am

Caption This Photo: Private Eyes Are Watching You

This woman has a legit reason to wear low-rise jeans. Who wouldn’t want to show those tats off? The best caption I can come up with is: Private eyes are…

Ami Angelowicz | April 15, 2012 - 3:00 pm

25 Crazy Celebrity Face And Name Tattoos

Don’t get us wrong. We wouldn’t throw Drake out of bed for eating cookies. But we’re not quite so overcome by our ladyboners that we condone a woman getting Drake’s…

Jessica Wakeman | December 27, 2011 - 5:00 pm

Hot Links: Hideous Holiday Tattoos & Matthew McConaughey Shaves His Head

‘Tis the season for totally atrocious holiday-themed tattoos! [College Candy]
Matthew McConaughey buzzed his hair. What do we think of his very, very bald head? [TooFab]

Amelia McDonell-Parry | December 14, 2011 - 5:20 pm

24 Crazy Celebrity Face And Name Tattoos

Demi Moore has some competition. No, not Sara Leal, the chick Ashton Kutcher supposedly slept with. I’m talking about Ashton’s biggest fan, a young lady from Brazil with a fresh…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 21, 2011 - 11:00 am

Thankfully, Chris Brown is Doing Everything in His Power To Ensure That He Never Gets Laid Again

Noted window smasher and Rihanna beater Chris Brown just keeps making it easy to hate him. And he’s also helpfully adorning his body with new and horrifying signs of his…

Julie Gerstein | June 3, 2011 - 7:08 pm

Twitter Tattoo Fail

How are we supposed to follow you on Twitter if we don’t know your username? Social networking logos and catchphrases should never be inspiration for tattoos.

Annika Harris | May 24, 2010 - 7:15 pm

Quotable: A Sarah Silverman Fan Gets Her Face Tattooed On His Arm

“There was a guy who had a tattoo of me on his arm! It was my face, a picture of me, inside the mouth of a serpent. I remember, because…

Kate Torgovnick/ | May 3, 2010 - 2:40 pm

The Fashion Peacekeepers: Bad Tattoos Affect All Of Us

Sometimes we feel like Us Weekly‘s “The Fashion Police” and other similar style critics can be a tad harsh. Also, they tend to have these really boring, conservative styles and

Erin Flaherty | March 16, 2010 - 11:40 am

Dealbreaker: Horrendous Tattoos

I’ll admit it, I think tattoos are dead sexy. There is no better conversation starter than that little sliver of ink peeking out from under a shirt sleeve or some…

Alex Williams | February 2, 2009 - 3:00 pm