bad tattoos

Baby Shits All Over Dad’s Terrible Tribal Tattoo

I mean, can you blame him?

Amelia McDonell-Parry | August 28, 2015 - 3:30 pm

We’re Breaking Up: Guy Who Got This Gorilla Tattoo On His Head

Dear Guy Who Got A Gorilla Tattoo On The Back Of His Head,

Listen, I thought our relationship was going pretty well. I thought your bald spot was…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | August 15, 2013 - 11:40 am

A Nipple-y Tribute To Radiohead’s Thom Yorke & 34 More Ill-Advised Celebrity Face And Name Tattoos

Radiohead! What a great band, amiright? But so great that Thom Yorke’s face is worthy of being permanently inked across your chest, with one nipple for an eyeball? OK Computer was awesome, but not that awesome.

Amelia McDonell-Parry | April 18, 2013 - 10:00 am

Hayden Panettiere Does Not Regret Her Misspelled “No Regrets” Tattoo

“When I was younger, I was upset, and my dad said he wanted to show me something. He slammed one door of the bathroom, and the closet door popped open—it…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | April 3, 2013 - 4:40 pm

This Woman Covered Herself In “Twilight” Tattoos–And You’ll Never Guess Why

This is 51-year-old Cathy Ward. Back in 2008, Cathy started reading the Twilight books, and became so engrossed by the story that she forgot to eat, and ended up losing…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | February 13, 2013 - 3:20 pm

Romney Face-Tattoo Guy Changes His Mind

If you ask us, it seems a little two-faced. Just two weeks after he said he had no regrets about his Mitt Romney face tattoo, Eric Hartsburg has decided to accept an…

Newser | November 29, 2012 - 11:10 am

8 Celebs & The Tattoos We Expect Them To Get

After Scarlett Johansson debuted her new tattoo, Amelia and I both didn’t get it. We had an in-depth conversation about it, where we came to the realization that the reasons we…

Ami Angelowicz | November 12, 2012 - 9:00 am

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Got This Poem Tattooed On His Shoulder

Dear Tattooed Poet,

You got the following poem tattooed on your shoulder: “Roses are red/ My name is Dave/ This poem makes no sense/ Microwave.” Obviously you have…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | September 21, 2012 - 8:30 am

Be My Boyfriend: Guy With 15 Miley Cyrus Tattoos

When I was 14 years old, my love for the band Pearl Jam was so great, I used to make my mom drive by a house in our neighborhood every day because…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | June 20, 2012 - 2:40 pm

I Think We Can All Agree This Tattoo Was A Mistake

I’m starting to think tattoo parlors need to employ copy editors. [via Hyper Vocal] …

Amelia McDonell-Parry | June 4, 2012 - 10:22 am

Caption This Photo: Private Eyes Are Watching You

This woman has a legit reason to wear low-rise jeans. Who wouldn’t want to show those tats off? The best caption I can come up with is: Private eyes are…

Ami Angelowicz | April 15, 2012 - 3:00 pm

25 Crazy Celebrity Face And Name Tattoos

Don’t get us wrong. We wouldn’t throw Drake out of bed for eating cookies. But we’re not quite so overcome by our ladyboners that we condone a woman getting Drake’s…

Jessica Wakeman | December 27, 2011 - 5:00 pm
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