Posts tagged "bad tattoos"

Baby Shits All Over Dad’s Terrible Tribal Tattoo

We’re Breaking Up: Guy Who Got This Gorilla Tattoo On His Head

Dear Guy Who Got A Gorilla Tattoo On The Back Of His Head,
Listen, I thought our relationship was going pretty well. I thought your bald spot was cute. I really liked your taste in beaded chokers. And then you went to the tattoo parlor, and came back with … this. What am I supposed…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / August 15, 2013

A Nipple-y Tribute To Radiohead’s Thom Yorke & 34 More Ill-Advised Celebrity Face And Name Tattoos

Radiohead! What a great band, amiright? But so great that Thom Yorke’s face is worthy of being permanently inked across your chest, with one nipple for an eyeball? OK Computer was awesome, but not that awesome. And really, don’t get me started on that nipple eye. I’m disturbed. [Stereogum]
Somehow, Thom’s adoring fan is not at all alone in the way…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 18, 2013

Hayden Panettiere Does Not Regret Her Misspelled “No Regrets” Tattoo

“When I was younger, I was upset, and my dad said he wanted to show me something. He slammed one door of the bathroom, and the closet door popped open—it was a trick with the air. He said, ‘Whenever one door closes, another one always opens.’ So my tattoo means ‘Live without regrets.’ It’s not…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / April 3, 2013

This Woman Covered Herself In “Twilight” Tattoos–And You’ll Never Guess Why

This is 51-year-old Cathy Ward. Back in 2008, Cathy started reading the Twilight books, and became so engrossed by the story that she forgot to eat, and ended up losing six dress sizes. To honor her new favorite books and her new body, she decided to cover every inch of her skin with Twilight tattoos.

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / February 13, 2013

Romney Face-Tattoo Guy Changes His Mind

If you ask us, it seems a little two-faced. Just two weeks after he said he had no regrets about his Mitt Romney face tattoo, Eric Hartsburg has decided to accept an offer to have it removed for free, reports Politico. What’s behind the change of heart? He apparently didn’t like Romney’s post-election “gifts” comment, and says the tat…

Newser / November 29, 2012

8 Celebs & The Tattoos We Expect Them To Get

After Scarlett Johansson debuted her new tattoo, Amelia and I both didn’t get it. We had an in-depth conversation about it, where we came to the realization that the reasons we didn’t like it were: A) it was exactly the kind of tattoo we expected Scarjo to get (the same way we expected her to release…

Ami Angelowicz / November 12, 2012

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Got This Poem Tattooed On His Shoulder

Dear Tattooed Poet,
You got the following poem tattooed on your shoulder: “Roses are red/ My name is Dave/ This poem makes no sense/ Microwave.” Obviously you have a way with words and a keen eye for art. I wrote you a little response poem that I hope you’ll enjoy:
Violets are blue

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / September 21, 2012

Be My Boyfriend: Guy With 15 Miley Cyrus Tattoos

When I was 14 years old, my love for the band Pearl Jam was so great, I used to make my mom drive by a house in our neighborhood every day because I had somehow concluded, via extensive research online using our crappy dial-up modem, that Eddie Vedder had lived there, like, 15 years before. I also…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 20, 2012

I Think We Can All Agree This Tattoo Was A Mistake

I’m starting to think tattoo parlors need to employ copy editors. [via Hyper Vocal]…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 4, 2012

Caption This Photo: Private Eyes Are Watching You

This woman has a legit reason to wear low-rise jeans. Who wouldn’t want to show those tats off? The best caption I can come up with is: Private eyes are watching you. But that may just be because I’m listening to Hall & Oates. I’ll bet you can do better. Have at it. [F**k Yeah

Ami Angelowicz / April 15, 2012

25 Crazy Celebrity Face And Name Tattoos

Don’t get us wrong. We wouldn’t throw Drake out of bed for eating cookies. But we’re not quite so overcome by our ladyboners that we condone a woman getting Drake’s name tattooed on her forehead. The tattoo artist was even incredulous! “She was really psyched about it. She had the shitty font all picked out o…

Jessica Wakeman / December 27, 2011

Hot Links: Hideous Holiday Tattoos & Matthew McConaughey Shaves His Head

‘Tis the season for totally atrocious holiday-themed tattoos! [College Candy]
Matthew McConaughey buzzed his hair. What do we think of his very, very bald head? [TooFab]
Shockingly, teen movies don’t exactly impart the greatest wisdom. Here are the five most horrible life lessons taught by movies like “Grease” and “The Goonies.” [Cracked]…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 14, 2011

24 Crazy Celebrity Face And Name Tattoos

Demi Moore has some competition. No, not Sara Leal, the chick Ashton Kutcher supposedly slept with. I’m talking about Ashton’s biggest fan, a young lady from Brazil with a fresh tattoo in tribute to her favorite celebrity. “Ashton Kutcher I love you, love is forever fan love you” is tattooed on her back and she…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 21, 2011

Thankfully, Chris Brown is Doing Everything in His Power To Ensure That He Never Gets Laid Again

Noted window smasher and Rihanna beater Chris Brown just keeps making it easy to hate him. And he’s also helpfully adorning his body with new and horrifying signs of his own d-baggery. Witness this classy smiley-face-on-crack tattoo Mr. Brown just got tattooed on his back. Yeah, not cool, guy, but at least you’ve offered u…

Julie Gerstein / June 3, 2011

Twitter Tattoo Fail

How are we supposed to follow you on Twitter if we don’t know your username? Social networking logos and catchphrases should never be inspiration for tattoos.

Annika Harris / May 24, 2010

Quotable: A Sarah Silverman Fan Gets Her Face Tattooed On His Arm

“There was a guy who had a tattoo of me on his arm! It was my face, a picture of me, inside the mouth of a serpent. I remember, because I signed his book, ‘You clearly think things through!'”

—Sarah Silverman, who says she is loving her book tour for The Bedwetter: Stories of

The Fashion Peacekeepers: Bad Tattoos Affect All Of Us

Sometimes we feel like Us Weekly‘s “The Fashion Police” and other similar style critics can be a tad harsh. Also, they tend to have these really boring, conservative styles and we have to wonder what their real fashion credentials are. (Case in point: US Weekly‘s “Top Cops” include random comedian Stefanie Novik and Chet Cannon

Erin Flaherty / March 16, 2010

Dealbreaker: Horrendous Tattoos

I’ll admit it, I think tattoos are dead sexy. There is no better conversation starter than that little sliver of ink peeking out from under a shirt sleeve or some surprise artwork on a half-naked dude, but like many women I’m less inclined to get all hot and bothered when the ink in question is,…

Alex Williams / February 2, 2009