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The 6 Worst Pieces Of Sex Advice On The Internet

CrackedApril 21, 2013 //

Like me, you’ve probably seen sex on screen in a movie from behind the room divider Mom thought didn’t have any cracks in it. Heh heh, Mom. So naive. Being the sexual expert you therefore are, you never need to Google tips on how to be a better lover, but know this! There are numerous websites out there with articles dedicated to making your groin into a combination circus/amusement park/Taco Bell. Is it possible that a hastily made article of numbered points could ever be educational? Who even writes like that? The answer, of course, is I don’t know. This article is more concerned with tips from sites that seem like maybe they were written by people who have never seen good sex through a room divider crack and are therefore unequipped to even hope to tell you how to be a better lover at all. Read more on Cracked…

Bad Sex: Woman Killed By Lion While Boyfriend Runs Off Naked

Jessica WakemanMarch 6, 2013 //
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Chivalry is officially dead: a naked boyfriend ran off into the African bush while a lion mauled to death the girlfriend with whom he’d just been having sex.  A friend told local news in Zimbabwe, “The two were romping when the incident occurred. The lion came from behind and roared.” Sharai Mawera had her neck and stomach torn apart by the lion, while her unnamed fisherman beau ran off while still wearing a condom— supposedly to get help. This is the second time a human has been mauled by a lion in the area in the past week. Let that be a lesson about outdoor lovemaking: don’t do it with dangerous predators around or with men who’ll leave you behind for breakfast.

[The Sun UK]

[International Business Times]

7 Sex Tips From Cosmo That Will Put You In The Hospital

CrackedDecember 11, 2012 //

You’ve walked innocently past issues of Cosmopolitan magazine a thousand times, every time you’ve checked out at a grocery store. If you glanced at the covers then you know it’s all about sex, and helping girls bring out the sexual animal in their man.

But littered amongst their mildly kinky and often impractical advice (“wear a wet t-shirt to bed!”) you get horrifying tips that border on genital mutilation.

Think we’re kidding? As we speak, Cosmo is advising women to… Keep reading »

5 Things Men Do To Ruin Their Own Sex Lives

CrackedDecember 9, 2012 //

Sex is weird for guys. We have simple tastes and simple needs that seem to require minimal upkeep. Hell, for that matter, we barely require attention or even presence. Most men could have sex inside our local zoo’s poisonous snake exhibit and not give it a second thought until after the orgasm, when we’re prying puff adders off of our balls and screaming for antivenom. From this perspective, it’s almost impossible for us to understand it when a woman loses the mood. How? What’s wrong with her? Is she a prude?

Before we go jumping to that conclusion, it’s probably best to first turn those accusations inward. Because until you learn these basics, there’s a good chance she’s going to run out of excuses and just fake her own death to avoid your dong. Read more…

Advice Wanted: The Guy I’m Dating Sucks In The Sack

Tiffanie DraytonApril 17, 2012 //
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My sister introduced me to the guy I’ve been dating for some months now. Our relationship could be summarized in two simple statements:

When I first saw him, my heart skipped a beat.

When he stuffed his tongue in my mouth, my eye twitched. Keep reading »

Do Smart Ladies Really Have Mediocre Sex Lives?

Tiffanie DraytonApril 6, 2012 //
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Ladies, put down those books and pick up … well, don’t pick anything up. Just lay down. A recent study by a German lifestyle website found that smart chicks are less likely to enjoy sex! Sixty-two percent of women with university or higher education degrees reported difficulties achieving orgasm, compared with just 34 percent of non-degree holding women. Darn it! Had I known my path to a great sex life would be blocked by those damn literary classics and huge texts books, I would’ve just gotten my GED and called it a day. Keep reading »

A Handy Dandy Guide To Troubleshooting Bad Sex

Jessica WakemanMarch 29, 2012 //
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Let’s be honest: sex is not always the softly focused oxytocin bath that Cosmopolitan magazine spreads make it out to be. Sometimes sex is a romp on dirty sheets with a grabby guy who’s got terrible body odor and zero condoms.

But hey, bad sex is still sex. And if you are horny as we are at The Frisky, you’ll take the bull by the horns anyway because you know there’s a way to troubleshoot most any sexual snaffoo. I am not a sex therapist, but I am a woman who’s has wide variety of sex with a decent number of dudes and have encountered all these problems. (For more in-depth sexual troubleshooting, I recommend the kickass sex guide, Guide To Getting It On.)  

After the jump, a thorough, honest (and heteronormative, cause I’m a straight lady who sleeps with dudes) guide to troubleshooting bad sex.

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The All-Too Common Sex Mistakes Men Make

Amelia McDonell-ParryDecember 7, 2011 //
It seems like women are as complicated as a Rubik's Cube. Okay, that's wrong. Women are MORE complicated than a Rubik's Cube -- especially in the bedroom. Here are some common sex mistakes men make you should share with your man in some mysterious way so that he doesn't think you're unsatisfied but he gets the message and gives you better lovin'. READ MORE... »
December 7, 2011
Source: The Stir

Sex Fail: He Cried In Bed

Tamara LynchAugust 10, 2011 //

When I met Eric* at a friend’s birthday party, my first thought was that he was a man’s man. He was a six-foot-tall, broad shouldered carpenter from the Bronx with bulging arms covered in a myriad of swirling tattoos that strained the sleeves of his polo shirt. He caught me staring more than once. At my flirtatious request, he lifted his sleeve and showed me his ink. Keep reading »

16 Celebs Who Are Supposedly Bad In Bed

The FriskyJuly 27, 2011 //
16 Celebs Who Are Supposedly Bad In Bed
Crystal Harris majorly broke Hugh Hefner‘s heart when she called off their wedding. It doesn’t help that, since their split, she has been seen multiple times with Dr. Phil’s son, Jordan McGraw. But now Crystal is adding injury to insult, hitting Hugh below the belt. Literally. In other words, she told Howard Stern that their sex life totally sucked. She says that during her courtship with Hugh, they only had sex once and that it lasted “like two seconds.” She also implied that he has body issues. “He doesn’t really take off his clothes. I’ve never seen Hef naked,” she said. “Then I was just over it. I was like, ‘Ahhh.’ I was over it. I just like, walked away. I’m not turned on by Hef, sorry.” All this leads to the ultimate question: why did you accept his proposal? But we’ll move past that. [People] Really, are you actually surprised Hefner can’t practice what he preaches? We’re not. But we were a little surprised by at least a few of these other celebs who are reportedly duds in the sex department. Keeping reading to find out the dirty details … Related: 13 Celebrity Couples Who Called Off Their Weddings
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