Posts tagged "bad sex"

Dating Don’ts: 6 Sex Moves That Will Screw Your Shot At A Second Lay

Gettin’ down with someone new for the first time is exciting and nervewracking. There are so many decisions to make! Lights on or lights off? Do you get on top, or do you just park yourself on the bottom and hope for the best? Will it be evident that it’s been a minute? The thing…

By: Megan Reynolds / September 23, 2014

Funny Girl Sex Guide: Some Signs He’ll Suck In The Sack

Wouldn’t it be nice if we could ascertain whether someone will suck in the sack before, you know, having sex with them? That’s where I come in! Hindsight is 20/20, which means I can look back on some of the bad sex I’ve had and recognize that there were glaring warning signs well before the…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 16, 2014

Funny Girl Sex Guide: A Few Reasons Why You Might Be Bad In Bed

I’m not going to lie. Women are a fickle sort. When it comes to sex, some women like this, some women like that, and some women don’t know what the hell they want. One thing we are sure of, though, is if you’re BAD in bed — at least, in our opinion. Maybe it’s us. Maybe it’s you.

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 22, 2014

Ask A Married Guy: “What Can I Do When The Sex Dies?”

Meet our friend Tom. He’s a married guy with tons of relationship experience, and a skilled advice giver who’s here to answer all your pressing sex, dating and relationship questions. Have a query for Tom? Email it to julie@thefrisky.com and we’ll make sure he gets it! All questions will be posted anonymously, unless otherwise requested. 

By: Tom Cowell / August 1, 2013

The 6 Worst Pieces Of Sex Advice On The Internet

Like me, you’ve probably seen sex on screen in a movie from behind the room divider Mom thought didn’t have any cracks in it. Heh heh, Mom. So naive. Being the sexual expert you therefore are, you never need to Google tips on how to be a better lover, but know this! There are numerou…

By: Cracked / April 21, 2013

Bad Sex: Woman Killed By Lion While Boyfriend Runs Off Naked

Chivalry is officially dead: a naked boyfriend ran off into the African bush while a lion mauled to death the girlfriend with whom he’d just been having sex.  A friend told local news in Zimbabwe, “The two were romping when the incident occurred. The lion came from behind and roared.” Sharai Mawera…

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 6, 2013

7 Sex Tips From Cosmo That Will Put You In The Hospital

You’ve walked innocently past issues of Cosmopolitan magazine a thousand times, every time you’ve checked out at a grocery store. If you glanced at the covers then you know it’s all about sex, and helping girls bring out the sexual animal in their man.

But littered amongst their mildly kinky and often impractical advice (“wear…

By: Cracked / December 11, 2012

5 Things Men Do To Ruin Their Own Sex Lives

Sex is weird for guys. We have simple tastes and simple needs that seem to require minimal upkeep. Hell, for that matter, we barely require attention or even presence. Most men could have sex inside our local zoo’s poisonous snake exhibit and not give it a second thought until after the orgasm, when we’re prying…

By: Cracked / December 9, 2012

Advice Wanted: The Guy I’m Dating Sucks In The Sack

My sister introduced me to the guy I’ve been dating for some months now. Our relationship could be summarized in two simple statements:

When I first saw him, my heart skipped a beat.

When he stuffed his tongue in my mouth, my eye twitched.

By: Tiffanie Drayton / April 17, 2012

Do Smart Ladies Really Have Mediocre Sex Lives?

Ladies, put down those books and pick up … well, don’t pick anything up. Just lay down. A recent study by a German lifestyle website found that smart chicks are less likely to enjoy sex! Sixty-two percent of women with university or higher education degrees reported difficulties achieving orgasm, compared with just 34 percent of…

By: Tiffanie Drayton / April 6, 2012

A Handy Dandy Guide To Troubleshooting Bad Sex

Let’s be honest: sex is not always the softly focused oxytocin bath that Cosmopolitan magazine spreads make it out to be. Sometimes sex is a romp on dirty sheets with a grabby guy who’s got terrible body odor and zero condoms.

But hey, bad sex is still sex. And if you are horny as we…

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 29, 2012

Sex Fail: He Cried In Bed

When I met Eric* at a friend’s birthday party, my first thought was that he was a man’s man. He was a six-foot-tall, broad shouldered carpenter from the Bronx with bulging arms covered in a myriad of swirling tattoos that strained the sleeves of his polo shirt. He caught me staring more than once. At…

By: Tamara Lynch / August 10, 2011

Sexy Time: Bedroom Faux Pas

I think it’s safe to assume that after a few years of sexual activity, most people have a few “oh god” stories of bedroom disasters. These are the ones that make it into the “it doesn’t count” category. You know, when something happens that, you know, just shouldn’t have happened.

When you throw two…

By: College Candy / February 20, 2011

He’s Terrible In Bed — Help!

The guy I’m dating is great in every possible way — EXCEPT for the sex! What do I do?

Signed,

Horny But Happy Sort Of

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By: The Stir / December 28, 2010

What’s The Worst Sex Advice You’ve Been Given?

Awesome future timewaster alert! The just launched blog Bad Sex Ed compiles the best of the worst sex advice people have ever received. It’s only got a few entries so far, but there’s this gem:
My brother told me that I should look deeply into a girl’s eyes while kissing her, that girls were…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 22, 2010

8 Things Guys Really Don’t Want You To Do In Bed

A few years ago, I made a big bedroom faux pas. I was hooking up with this guy — a friend/professional acquaintance — in my bedroom, giving him a little oral pleasure. He, uh, came to fruition in my mouth and as I was not yet advanced in the art of swallowing, I sat u…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 7, 2010

23 Bad Sex Moves

Manly Marie Claire blogger Rich Santos posted 7 downright horrible lame guy sex moves. From the mid make-out pass-out to leaving the TV on, it was a list of real oh-no-he-didn’ts! But after over a decade of my own slut baggery, I’ve come up with another 23. Here’s what I’ve learned while piling up the…

By: Simcha / August 30, 2010

8 Signs He’ll Be Bad In Bed

Hindsight is 20/20, which is why we can look back on some of the bad sex we had and identify the signs that it was going to be bad before it even happened. Unfortunately, we keep learning new ones, but for now, here are eight signs he’s going to suck in the sack. Help out…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 27, 2010
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