Posts tagged "bad sex advice"

13 Dumb Sex Tips From The Internet

If you actually follow these dumb sex tips, then you deserve the confused stare or slap upside the head you’re going to get. These tips, found on the Internet, are 100 percent dumb.

The Internet is a great place to find directions, recipes, or funny photos of cats. It is not a suitable place…

By: TruTV / March 18, 2013

7 Sex Tips From Cosmo That Will Put You In The Hospital

You’ve walked innocently past issues of Cosmopolitan magazine a thousand times, every time you’ve checked out at a grocery store. If you glanced at the covers then you know it’s all about sex, and helping girls bring out the sexual animal in their man.

But littered amongst their mildly kinky and often impractical advice (“wear…

By: Cracked / December 11, 2012

What’s The Worst Sex Advice You’ve Been Given?

Awesome future timewaster alert! The just launched blog Bad Sex Ed compiles the best of the worst sex advice people have ever received. It’s only got a few entries so far, but there’s this gem:
My brother told me that I should look deeply into a girl’s eyes while kissing her, that girls were…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 22, 2010

10 Super Silly Sex Tips From Cosmo

I admire Cosmopolitan’s determination. I do. Each and every month they try and find brand-new ways to pleasure your man — and while they do manage to come up with some sexual innovations, most of them are nothing new. And those that are? Well, they’re typically spectacularly bad or bizarre. Remember when they suggested tying…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 4, 2010

Tie Your Hair Back With A Thong, Cosmo Says!

Thanks to BuzzFeed for reminding me of something totally ridiculous that I noticed in the most recent issue of Cosmopolitan. We’ve already warned you about five sexual tips courtesy of the lady rag that you should absolutely not follow, but, oh, there are so many more. Take the “fun little trick guys love” suggested i…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 23, 2009

5 Sexual Tips From Cosmo That You Should Never, Ever Try Under Any Circumstances Ever (Ever)

Most guys look at Cosmopolitan magazine the same way that women tend to look at Maxim — as a ridiculous, over-the-top, hyperbole-filled look at sex that has no bearing on actual real-life relationships.

Yet, men still read Maxim (or look at it and grunt), and women still revel in Cosmo’s softcore porn-filled pages.

By: Phil Dotree / September 22, 2009