bad jokes

News

We are no strangers to Bill Maher’s Islamophobia by now, and his suggestion that the former One Directioner, Zayn Malik, resembles the terrorist Dzhokhar Tsarnaev is just more of the same garbage. Zayn Malik was born in England and is half Pakistani, Dzhockhar Tsarnaev is Chechyan. One is a radical terrorist and one is a… READ MORE »


News

Allow me to preface this by stating that I do not think that Trevor Noah’s Twitter jokes were especially hilarious (neither does he), and that–of fucking course–I am not cool with antisemitism or fat shaming or whatever other things. But I feel like I need to say some things here regarding how all of this went… READ MORE »


Entertainment

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Style

I have a friend who insists to this day that she invented the word “bi-atch” years before anyone ever said it. I believe her. In middle school, my friend and I called a group of dudes the “Trenchcoat Mafia” years before Columbine, a strange coincidence which unnerves me to this day. I once thought I… READ MORE »


Entertainment

Last week, I had my friend Katelyn over to spend the day co-working at my house. Usually I work from home alone, which I don’t mind, but I was thrilled to have a coworker for the day, and immediately regaled her with some of the worst workplace jokes I had collected from the years I… READ MORE »