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Do Not Want: Feathered Sunglasses

Do Not Want: Pants
Ugh, these evil genie pants are horrible. Read More »
Do Not Want: Keychain
A keychain...that comes with keys. Dumb. Read More »
Do Not Want: Stockings
These stockings give us the creepy-crawlies. Read More »

I am a huge fan of bold sunglasses. In fact, I have a few pairs in my personal collection that even Snooki might think were a bit much. But these — which are basically a pile of skulls and feathers glued to the top of a pair of specs that were not that cute in the first place — kind of make my heart hurt. My head too, because those suckers can’t be light. And my wallet, most of all, because their original price was a cool $350. Ouch. [$175 on sale, Karmaloop]

Fake Doctor Injected Woman’s Butt With Cement And Super Glue

Botched Plastic Surgery
plastic surgery
These tales should scare you off going under the knife. Read More »
Plastic Surgery Regrets
These celebs wish they hadn't gone under the knife. Read More »

Ladies, if you insist on getting plastic surgery, please make sure that your doctor is properly licensed and legit. Because unfortunately, there are predatory fake doctors out there, and they will put some crazy things up your butt if you let them. Like transgendered woman Oneal Ron Morris (pictured), who for the low, low, low price of $700 offered one woman a butt implant. Sure, said the as-yet-unidentified victim, who probably looked at Morris’ own very large derriere and liked the results. Keep reading »

We’re Breaking Up: You Showed Up At The Club In A Baby Tee

Dear Boyfriend,

You already don’t have a job, don’t pay the bills, and don’t take me out — which makes you a metaphorical baby. So when you went out and bought this asinine baby body tee from Fred Flare and wore your baby-ness on your sleeve, I reached my friggin’ limit. Don’t Captain my Tenille, I know what’s up. You are never going to grow up. Never. Leave my house keys on the table. Smell you and your pet ferret later. We’re breaking up!

Toodles!

Julie Keep reading »

Steve Buscemi Is Staring … On Your Chest

I know you’re always thinking about how you don’t see enough of esteemed character actor Steve Buscemi. Us, too. That’s why we’re over the moon about this Steve Buscemi graphic print dress from designer James Lillis. You’ve always wanted Buscemi’s eyes on your boobs, after all. You’re weird like that. [Black Milk, $100] Keep reading »

Shoes That Are Already Smelly

Oh God, the horror of these shoes. Designed by British fashion student Lisa Dillon from Bath Spa University, these “Jimmy Cheese” shoes feature cheddar cheese heels and cheese sandwich platforms. Shoes of my nightmares!!! [Metro UK] Keep reading »

Catch A Breeze With The Assless Outfit

The guy to the left might look like an Average Joe wearing a plain bubble jacket and jeans. But when he turns around, boy, are you in for a surprise! He’s apparently taking part in a new fad that is spreading across Asia — the Half Outfit, aka the Assless Outfit. I’m not convinced that this is trendy anywhere in the world because it’s just too impractical. And if people are making this fashionable, then it’s just to get a reaction, and the joke will get tired fast. But that doesn’t mean we can’t laugh now. After the jump, peep the bum photo. [AfroJacks.com via Buzzfeed] Keep reading »

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