Posts tagged "bad ideas"

Welcome To The World, Matt Damon’s Ponytail


Megan Reynolds | July 2, 2015 - 3:00 pm

Taylor Swift And Kanye West Are Working On A Song Together, Because Taylor Is Full Of Bad Ideas

America’s very own “Orphan Black,” the clone formerly known as Ryan Seacrest, today announced some very big news onĀ one of his various hosting endeavors:
You heard it here first: @kanyewest

Beejoli Shah | February 11, 2015 - 11:33 am

Thanks But No Thanks — You Can Keep Your Butt-Shaped Nail Polish Bottles

Why would anybody want a bottle of nail polish shaped like a butt? And yet! The people behind Bootie Babe nail polish believe that you will get over your cognitive…

Julie Gerstein | November 30, 2012 - 1:40 pm

Stephen Colbert Has A Great Plan For Sweden’s Twitter Account

So maybe you’ve heard about Sweden’s weird Twitter experiment, wherein they’re allowing perfectly average Swedish citizens to take over the country’s Twitter account for a week at a time. The…

Julie Gerstein | June 13, 2012 - 4:40 pm

Bad Ideas: A Fragrance Reality TV Show

People, I will watch a reality TV show about pretty much anything, because I like to see strangers competing. I also like to hear people arguing and I love the…

Julie Gerstein | April 26, 2012 - 12:40 pm

Get The Bejeezus Scared Out Of You On The “Saw” Cruise

Do you like the thrill of the open water? Enjoy the luxuries of cruising on the open seas? Love living in fear for your life? Then perhaps the Carnival Cruise…

Julie Gerstein | April 20, 2012 - 1:40 pm

You’re The Worst: Jessi Arrington Uses Kickstarter To Throw Herself A Digustingly Twee Birthday Party

Hey, you know what? Kickstarter is super cool and great for stuff like supporting grassroots projects, films and businesses. You know what it’s not for? THROWING YOURSELF A GODDAMN BIRTHDAY…

Julie Gerstein | April 12, 2012 - 2:40 pm

Bad Ideas: There Is A Chinese Sunglasses Company Called Helen Keller

Look, I can’t even pretend like I can read Mandarin or Cantonese. All I know is that I was scanning a story on the English-language website China Daily and there…

Julie Gerstein | April 6, 2012 - 12:40 pm

Do Not Want: Feathered Sunglasses

I am a huge fan of bold sunglasses. In fact, I have a few pairs in my personal collection that even Snooki might think were a bit much. But these…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | November 28, 2011 - 3:20 pm

Fake Doctor Injected Woman’s Butt With Cement And Super Glue

Ladies, if you insist on getting plastic surgery, please make sure that your doctor is properly licensed and legit. Because unfortunately, there are predatory fake doctors out there, and they…

Julie Gerstein | November 21, 2011 - 11:20 am

We’re Breaking Up: You Showed Up At The Club In A Baby Tee

Dear Boyfriend,

You already don’t have a job, don’t pay the bills, and don’t take me out — which makes you a metaphorical baby. So when you went out…

Julie Gerstein | August 15, 2011 - 10:40 am

Steve Buscemi Is Staring … On Your Chest

I know you’re always thinking about how you don’t see enough of esteemed character actor Steve Buscemi. Us, too. That’s why we’re over the moon about this Steve Buscemi graphic…

Julie Gerstein | July 13, 2011 - 10:20 am

Shoes That Are Already Smelly

Oh God, the horror of these shoes. Designed by British fashion student Lisa Dillon from Bath Spa University, these “Jimmy Cheese” shoes feature cheddar cheese heels and cheese sandwich platforms.

Julie Gerstein | April 13, 2011 - 3:40 pm

Catch A Breeze With The Assless Outfit

The guy to the left might look like an Average Joe wearing a plain bubble jacket and jeans. But when he turns around, boy, are you in for a surprise!

Annika Harris | June 16, 2009 - 8:40 pm

Heidi Klum, Bid Your Singing Career “Auf Wiedersehen!”

Just because you’re the cutest celebrity couple of the moment does not mean you should pull a Marc Anthony and J.Lo and do a duet together in front…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | December 5, 2007 - 7:55 pm