Posts tagged "bad ideas"

Welcome To The World, Matt Damon’s Ponytail

PUT IT BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM. …

By: Megan Reynolds / July 2, 2015

Taylor Swift And Kanye West Are Working On A Song Together, Because Taylor Is Full Of Bad Ideas

America’s very own “Orphan Black,” the clone formerly known as Ryan Seacrest, today announced some very big news on one of his various hosting endeavors:
You heard it here first: @kanyewest and @taylorswift13 are going into the studio together!

— On Air/Ryan Seacrest (@OnAirWithRyan) February 11, 2015

Oh my god,…

By: Beejoli Shah / February 11, 2015

Thanks But No Thanks — You Can Keep Your Butt-Shaped Nail Polish Bottles

Why would anybody want a bottle of nail polish shaped like a butt? And yet! The people behind Bootie Babe nail polish believe that you will get over your cognitive dissonance and purchase an ass-shaped bottle of nail polish. They come in colors like “Hella Hiney” (that’s a lovely cerulean blue, in case you were…

By: Julie Gerstein / November 30, 2012

Stephen Colbert Has A Great Plan For Sweden’s Twitter Account

So maybe you’ve heard about Sweden’s weird Twitter experiment, wherein they’re allowing perfectly average Swedish citizens to take over the country’s Twitter account for a week at a time. The nation’s current national Twitterer is a woman named Sonja, who seems mildly obsessed with Hitler and Jews and “The Little Mermaid.” Don’t believe us? Check…

By: Julie Gerstein / June 13, 2012

Bad Ideas: A Fragrance Reality TV Show

People, I will watch a reality TV show about pretty much anything, because I like to see strangers competing. I also like to hear people arguing and I love the ubiquitous phrase “throw me under the bus.” But even that will not get me to watch a show about people competing to make a perfume.

By: Julie Gerstein / April 26, 2012

Get The Bejeezus Scared Out Of You On The “Saw” Cruise

Do you like the thrill of the open water? Enjoy the luxuries of cruising on the open seas? Love living in fear for your life? Then perhaps the Carnival Cruise Lines “Saw” cruise is for you?

Yes, after the spate of music-themed cruises (Weezer cruise, anyone?), the marketing geniuses over at Carnival have…

By: Julie Gerstein / April 20, 2012

You’re The Worst: Jessi Arrington Uses Kickstarter To Throw Herself A Digustingly Twee Birthday Party

Hey, you know what? Kickstarter is super cool and great for stuff like supporting grassroots projects, films and businesses. You know what it’s not for? THROWING YOURSELF A GODDAMN BIRTHDAY PARTY. But yet! That’s exactly what some crapster named Jessi Arrington is manipulating Kickstarter for. She wants to throw “the world’s largest rainbow parade” (these…

By: Julie Gerstein / April 12, 2012

Bad Ideas: There Is A Chinese Sunglasses Company Called Helen Keller

Look, I can’t even pretend like I can read Mandarin or Cantonese. All I know is that I was scanning a story on the English-language website China Daily and there was an ad for a company called Helen Keller on the bottom, so of course I clicked on it. Helen Keller, it seems, is a…

By: Julie Gerstein / April 6, 2012

Do Not Want: Feathered Sunglasses

I am a huge fan of bold sunglasses. In fact, I have a few pairs in my personal collection that even Snooki might think were a bit much. But these — which are basically a pile of skulls and feathers glued to the top of a pair of specs that were not that cute i…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / November 28, 2011

Fake Doctor Injected Woman’s Butt With Cement And Super Glue

Ladies, if you insist on getting plastic surgery, please make sure that your doctor is properly licensed and legit. Because unfortunately, there are predatory fake doctors out there, and they will put some crazy things up your butt if you let them. Like transgendered woman Oneal Ron Morris (pictured), who for the low, low, low…

By: Julie Gerstein / November 21, 2011

We’re Breaking Up: You Showed Up At The Club In A Baby Tee

Dear Boyfriend,

You already don’t have a job, don’t pay the bills, and don’t take me out — which makes you a metaphorical baby. So when you went out and bought this asinine baby body tee from Fred Flare and wore your baby-ness on your sleeve, I reached my friggin’ limit. Don’t Captain my…

By: Julie Gerstein / August 15, 2011

Steve Buscemi Is Staring … On Your Chest

I know you’re always thinking about how you don’t see enough of esteemed character actor Steve Buscemi. Us, too. That’s why we’re over the moon about this Steve Buscemi graphic print dress from designer James Lillis. You’ve always wanted Buscemi’s eyes on your boobs, after all. You’re weird like that. [Black Milk, $100]…

By: Julie Gerstein / July 13, 2011

Shoes That Are Already Smelly

Oh God, the horror of these shoes. Designed by British fashion student Lisa Dillon from Bath Spa University, these “Jimmy Cheese” shoes feature cheddar cheese heels and cheese sandwich platforms. Shoes of my nightmares!!! [Metro UK]…

By: Julie Gerstein / April 13, 2011

Catch A Breeze With The Assless Outfit

The guy to the left might look like an Average Joe wearing a plain bubble jacket and jeans. But when he turns around, boy, are you in for a surprise! He’s apparently taking part in a new fad that is spreading across Asia — the Half Outfit, aka the Assless Outfit. I’m not convinced that…

By: Annika Harris / June 16, 2009

Heidi Klum, Bid Your Singing Career “Auf Wiedersehen!”

Just because you’re the cutest celebrity couple of the moment does not mean you should pull a Marc Anthony and J.Lo and do a duet together in front of a nationwide audience at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. Seal, you are in, Heidi you are out! [Red Lasso]…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 5, 2007