bad first dates

16 Hilarious Things You Shouldn’t Try On A First Date, Ever

Whether it’s through the insane matching power of Tinder or the even-more-insane matching power of alcohol, people are getting it on all over the damn place.

Despite the high rate of boning, moaning and groaning, though, the chance of offending your new sexual partner is still at an all-time high — shockingly, not… More »


7 First Dates So Terrible They Made The News

I once had a first date where the guy told me, in this exact order, that he was “under federal investigation,” “writing a book for young people about how to live their lives,” and that he believed “women should be responsible for changing diapers.” I consider this the very, very worst first date I’ve had… More »