Yikes! With less than six months to go, the end of the decade is rapidly approaching. This past decade has seen many fashion improvements since the 90′s. Give yourself a pat on the back. Now it’s time to get to work. We have less than six months to eradicate some of the more embarrassing trends from the past years. Banning dark lipstick, heavy foundation and the anchor woman haircut were impressive achievements, but not nearly enough to forgive all our other fashion sins. Here is a list of styles and trends that must be destroyed as soon as possible. If we stop wearing these items now, history may forget that they ever existed, or may at least look kindly at the fact that we recognized the error of our fashion ways and attempted to repent before it was too late. Keep reading »
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We spend most of our lives being preached at about the horrors of superficiality, about loving people for who they are, not what they look like. It all sounds so nice, but I’m sorry—there are certain fashion sins that are absolute deal breakers.
And it’s not just about how it looks. You’ve got to assume that any guy who consistently wears more hair gel than I do and pants so tight that even the most minute of details about his junk are very apparent has got deeper problems than bad clothes selection. (For the record, yeah, that guy happened.) ‘Cuz seriously, your man had better have some intense redeeming qualities if he’s 20-something and still fails to understand that no, socks do not go with flip flops.
Don’t believe that style matters when it comes to men? A handful of badly-dressed men have former girlfriends who will tell you otherwise… Keep reading »
Why get a wedgie pretending your thong is accidentally coming out of the top of your jeans when you can have a permanent whale tail stitched on? Sanna’s, a clothing store in Brazil, is now selling “Jeans Bikini-pants with Strass” (a combo of straps and sass?). Even at $94.29 a pair, nothing says cheap quite like these jeans. [Found$#*% via Buzzfeed]
- What is that short-sleeved, asparagus-colored turtleneck sweater Britney’s wearing — the ’90s called and they want their clothes back.
- Is she really wearing a necklace underneath the turtleneck? Did she not got the memo that one should never wear a necklace with a turtleneck?
- I love that Britney cares enough about life to put a protective cover on her BlackBerry.
- She is wearing an orange athletic watch.
- ZOMG, is that a ring on her wedding ring finger? Perhaps that finger was just feeling empty without one.
[Leaving Conway Studios in LA, 8/21/2008] Keep reading »