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Do Not Want: For Shame Martin Margiela, For Shame!

You know all those times when you’re like, “Gee, I wish I had some pasty white people leg tights?” No? You don’t want those? Well, too bad, because Maison Martin…

Julie Gerstein | March 6, 2013 - 10:20 am

Oh, Come On: These Molaro Shoes Have Got To Be Kidding Me

Look at this model. It’s like she’s saying, “I’m a sad, sexy clown! I’m a pouty mime!” Plus, she’s got these stupid platform shoes-cum-skis on her feet. And yes, the…

Julie Gerstein | January 29, 2013 - 11:20 am

Do Not Want: These Celine Mink Heels Are Freaking Me Out!

These Celine mink heels are from the brand’s Spring/Summer 2013 collection — and they are giving me the major creeps. Designed, apparently, out of Muppets the designers trapped and killed,…

Julie Gerstein | January 15, 2013 - 12:40 pm

Do Not Want: No Sir, I Will Not Cosign On Your Meggings

Meggings. We’ve written about them before, but I felt the need to dredge up the awful man-leggings trend, because I’ve just received an email from meggings proponents B-Skinz, showing me…

Julie Gerstein | January 9, 2013 - 2:20 pm

Do Not Want: This Tulle Dress Is Making Me Gag

How gross is this Asra Tulle Midi Dress, sold at Anthropologie? First off, it’s only a sheer over-layer — it’s not even a full-on dress (unless you are really, extremely…

Julie Gerstein | January 7, 2013 - 9:20 am

10 Ridiculously Ugly Christmas Sweaters To Spread The Holiday Cheer

Ho, ho, ho! Merry Ugly Christmas Sweater Season, everyone! We scoured eBay and Etsy to track down 10 of this year’s ugliest offerings, and boy did the ugly sweater gods…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | December 12, 2012 - 10:00 am

You’re A Stylish PC, So Why Not Wear These Apple Clothes?

Back in the mid-’80s, Apple computers thought it would capitalize on its popularity by releasing a line of super cool clothing, including sweartshirts, shorts, belts, hats and — of course…

Julie Gerstein | June 16, 2012 - 4:00 pm

TopShop’s Newest TopMan Collection Ensures Wearers Will Never See A Vagina

Rarely does TopShop do anything egregiously wrong — on the women’s side of its operation, at least. But on the men’s side? Well, there’s a reason why TopMan is lagging…

Julie Gerstein | June 15, 2012 - 2:00 pm

Rihanna, Girl, What Are You Doing?

If style is cyclical (Is it? I don’t know, I made that up), Rihanna is back to being in the pre-makeover stage of her sartorial evolution. What in the holy…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | June 12, 2012 - 12:40 pm

That’s A Lot Of Look: Heather Morris Dresses For Multiple Personalities

Well, hello there, Heather Morris, where are you off to? That pink flutter-sleeved T suggests the mall. The bustier-esque tank on top of it reminds me of the underage goth…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | May 5, 2012 - 9:00 am

Don’t Show-cha Your Chocha!

Happy Friday! It’s time for Don’t Show-cha Your Chocha! Click through to see the super short hemlines and questionable definitions of the word “dress” floating around the online shopping world…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | May 4, 2012 - 3:00 pm

10 Pairs Of Really Ugly, Super Expensive Designer Pants

As wise poet and personal role model LuAnn deLesseps once crowed — actually she autotuned it — “money can’t buy you class.” Money also can’t buy you style, as evidenced…

Julie Gerstein | May 3, 2012 - 10:00 am