Tag Archives: bad fashion

Do Not Want: These Celine Mink Heels Are Freaking Me Out!

Do Not Want: WTF Sneakers
Python print, studs, neon, embroidery, oh my! Read More »
Do Not Want: Jean Sandals
Yes, they exist, and yes, they're horrifying. Read More »
Do Not Want: Wang Boots
Ugh, these boots are terrible. Read More »

These Celine mink heels are from the brand’s Spring/Summer 2013 collection — and they are giving me the major creeps. Designed, apparently, out of Muppets the designers trapped and killed, these heels come in an array of blinding hues. Celine designer Phebe Philo doesn’t usually go so extremely, crazily wrong, but these heels are offensive for animal lovers, Muppet fans, and people with any sense of taste.

Do Not Want: No Sir, I Will Not Cosign On Your Meggings

Terrible Dude Fashion
Justin Bieber, what the hell are you wearing? Read More »
Dude Looks: Tweed Jackets
English professor with an edge? Yes, please! Read More »

Meggings. We’ve written about them before, but I felt the need to dredge up the awful man-leggings trend, because I’ve just received an email from meggings proponents B-Skinz, showing me the lastest and greatest in meggings technology: Behold these fugly-ass rainbow meggings

Or, okay, as they’re technically called “psychedelic jungle meggings.” Keep reading »

Do Not Want: This Tulle Dress Is Making Me Gag

How gross is this Asra Tulle Midi Dress, sold at Anthropologie? First off, it’s only a sheer over-layer — it’s not even a full-on dress (unless you are really, extremely daring). Second, those weird faux tulle roses are making me want to gag. There is absolutely no proper application of those things, unless you’re talking on your grandma’s sofa throw. And worst of all? This dress, which requires you wear another dress under it — costs $800. [Anthropologie]

Do Not Want: Baja Hoodie
Stoner style for $400?! No thanks. Read More »
Do Not Want: Grumpy Cat
These nipple tassels don't look very friendly... Read More »
Do Not Want: Towel Skirt
Umm...that's totally a hand towel. Read More »

10 Ridiculously Ugly Christmas Sweaters To Spread The Holiday Cheer

Ho, ho, ho! Merry Ugly Christmas Sweater Season, everyone! We scoured eBay and Etsy to track down 10 of this year’s ugliest offerings, and boy did the ugly sweater gods deliver. Click through to check out the embroidered, light-up, glue-gunned, glittered, puff-painted festive monstrosities!

Gifts That Won't Get You Laid
Christmas Gifts That Won't Get A Guy Laid
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You’re A Stylish PC, So Why Not Wear These Apple Clothes?

Back in the mid-’80s, Apple computers thought it would capitalize on its popularity by releasing a line of super cool clothing, including sweartshirts, shorts, belts, hats and — of course — turtlenecks. Now, almost 20 years later, these looks are hopelessly dated and hilarious. Check out more from the extra special Apple collection after the jump! Keep reading »

TopShop’s Newest TopMan Collection Ensures Wearers Will Never See A Vagina

Rarely does TopShop do anything egregiously wrong — on the women’s side of its operation, at least. But on the men’s side? Well, there’s a reason why TopMan is lagging far behind its female counterpart in sales and hype. You can see what I mean by taking a look at TopMan’s latest offerings — a smattering of ’80s-inspired jam shorts and football tops styled in the most incomprehensible ways. It’s not simply that the clothes themselves are unfortunate — it’s that TopMan seems to think that its clients want to model themselves after nerdy gradeschoolers. As far as I can tell, that’s not a recipe for success. But go ahead, take a look for yourself and tell us what you think.

Rihanna, Girl, What Are You Doing?

If style is cyclical (Is it? I don’t know, I made that up), Rihanna is back to being in the pre-makeover stage of her sartorial evolution. What in the holy hell is she wearing? I can see her nipples through her bra. A bra she is wearing as a top, by the way. Is this what having kajillions  of dollars and a stylist on call buys you these days? More celebs in see-through clothing, after the jump… [Photo: Fame/Flynet] Keep reading »

That’s A Lot Of Look: Heather Morris Dresses For Multiple Personalities

A Lot Of Look: J. Lo
Ack! A snake is strangling Jennifer Lopez! Read More »
A Lot Of Look: Julie Delpy
Beware of wardrobe malfunction. Read More »
A Lot Of Look: V. Hudgens
1969 called and wants its style back. Read More »
A Lot Of Look: January Jones
We're not mad about January's latest look. Read More »

Well, hello there, Heather Morris, where are you off to? That pink flutter-sleeved T suggests the mall. The bustier-esque tank on top of it reminds me of the underage goth club I used to frequent in high school. The mullet-hemmed skirt would have fit right in a few weeks ago at Coachella? And the shoes? Those should head straight to the trash. Don’t even get me started on the socks. Was it laundry day and you picked from what was clean in your closet? Next time, borrow something from Lea Michele. 

10 Pairs Of Really Ugly, Super Expensive Designer Pants

As wise poet and personal role model LuAnn deLesseps once crowed — actually she autotuned it — “money can’t buy you class.” Money also can’t buy you style, as evidenced by the wide array of horribly ugly pants on offer by high end designers these days. Do you have $600 and no abiding sense of taste and the desire to look like a meth-addict out for her first post-prison cig break? We’ve got some really wowzer designer trousers just for you. Check them out in our gallery of wildly overpriced ugly pants.

Don’t Show-cha Your Chocha!

Happy Friday! It’s time for Don’t Show-cha Your Chocha! Click through to see the super short hemlines and questionable definitions of the word “dress” that caught our eye recently–we’ve got some doozies for you this week. And remember, if you spot a Don’t Show-cha Your Chocha moment, send it to me at winona@thefrisky.com!

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