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Remember That Time Marc Jacobs Made The Same T-Shirt As A Neo-Nazi Skinhead Band?

Fashion tip number one: before you decide to go ahead and emblazon a Cool, Edgy Symbol on a $70 T-shirt, why not use the fine resource known as this here Internet to confirm that it hasn’t already been claimed by a white power rock band, you know, just to play it safe? Come on, Marc Jacobs, haven’t you heard of a reverse Google search? Obviously you’ve never tried online dating. (In my opinion, Nordstrom commenter “whay” is the hands-down winner of this entire discussion: “This shirt is just wrong on so many levels!!! No one should get this shirt! it’s to [sic] small.”) [via Gawker]

Do Not Want: Topshop’s $65 “Mom Jeans”

Do Not Want: Jean Sandal Boots
Yes, they exist, and yes, they're horrifying. Read More »
Do Not Want: Picnic Pants
Now you can eat potato salad off your crotch! Read More »
Hipster Hunger Games
They're happening. Read More »
Do Not Want: Chest Hair Sweater
Complete with glistening nipples! Read More »

Dear Topshop, I’m not sure why anyone would willingly purchase a pair of mom jeans, but I think everyone knows that an authentic pair can be procured at any Kohl’s or Kmart for much, much less than the $65 price you’ve slapped on these acid-washed, tapered, high-waisted monstrosities. Seriously. Make it stop. [Bleach Acid Mom Jeans, $65, Topshop]

8 Swimsuits That Will Make You Want To Crawl Back Into Your Winter Coat

Don’t let the shitty weather fool you. According to most major women’s clothing purveyors, it is bathing suit season. Maybe it’s on account of it being “Spring Breakers” all over the place (“sprang break! sprang break! sprang break!”), but a surprising portion of this year’s swimsuits seem to be rather tickety-tackety. But don’t take our word for it! Click through to see some of the fringiest, funniest and deeply unappealing swimwear of 2013.

Vintage Swimsuits
Would you wear one? Read More »

Do Not Want: Sweaty Chest Hair Sweater

Do Not Want: Jean Sandal Boots
Yes, they exist, and yes, they're horrifying. Read More »
Do Not Want: Boob Necklaces
I really don't need a second pair, but thanks. Read More »

One of the worst things about normal sweaters is that they cover up the glistening, hairy man chests that the world deserves to see. Firebox’s “70s Hairy Chest Sweater” solves that problem in truly horrifying style, with a printed image of a naked torso, complete with shiny belly hair and a gaudy necklace. This polyester nightmare can be yours for just $61! But really, please don’t buy this. [Laughing Squid]

Do Not Want: For Shame Martin Margiela, For Shame!

Do Not Want: Sheer Hat
Wait. Why does this exist? Read More »
Do Not Want: WTF Sneakers
Python print, studs, neon, embroidery, oh my! Read More »
Do Not Want: Baja Hoodie
Stoner style for $400?! No thanks. Read More »
Do Not Want: Feathers
Did a tropical bird just run into her head? Read More »

You know all those times when you’re like, “Gee, I wish I had some pasty white people leg tights?” No? You don’t want those? Well, too bad, because Maison Martin Margiela has fashioned the perfect pair of skin-crawlingly Caucasian-flavored tights. These bad boys also include a rather menacing black stripe right across the thighs. Do you feel uncomfortable yet? How about when I tell you they originally retailed for more than $700? How about now? [LN-CC]

Oh, Come On: These Molaro Shoes Have Got To Be Kidding Me

Just no: Floating Shoes
simone rocha perspex heels
These are an accident waiting to happen. Read More »
Do Not Want: Shoes
These kinda remind us of Marge Simpson. Read More »

Look at this model. It’s like she’s saying, “I’m a sad, sexy clown! I’m a pouty mime!” Plus, she’s got these stupid platform shoes-cum-skis on her feet. And yes, the models were required to somehow get down the runway in these monsters. Gianni Molaro — the wizard behind these looks — exhibited his collection as part of the Alta Moda Alta Roma fashion week, aimed at giving young and upcoming designers exposure.

We really couldn’t get over these weirdo ski shoes, so we’ve collected a bunch of other shots from the collection, after the jump.

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