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You’re A Stylish PC, So Why Not Wear These Apple Clothes?

Back in the mid-’80s, Apple computers thought it would capitalize on its popularity by releasing a line of super cool clothing, including sweartshirts, shorts, belts, hats and — of course — turtlenecks. Now, almost 20 years later, these looks are hopelessly dated and hilarious. Check out more from the extra special Apple collection after the… More »


TopShop’s Newest TopMan Collection Ensures Wearers Will Never See A Vagina

Rarely does TopShop do anything egregiously wrong — on the women’s side of its operation, at least. But on the men’s side? Well, there’s a reason why TopMan is lagging far behind its female counterpart in sales and hype. You can see what I mean by taking a look at TopMan’s latest offerings — a… More »


Rihanna, Girl, What Are You Doing?

If style is cyclical (Is it? I don’t know, I made that up), Rihanna is back to being in the pre-makeover stage of her sartorial evolution. What in the holy hell is she wearing? I can see her nipples through her bra. A bra she is wearing as a top, by the way. Is this… More »


That’s A Lot Of Look: Heather Morris Dresses For Multiple Personalities

Well, hello there, Heather Morris, where are you off to? That pink flutter-sleeved T suggests the mall. The bustier-esque tank on top of it reminds me of the underage goth club I used to frequent in high school. The mullet-hemmed skirt would have fit right in a few weeks ago at Coachella? And the shoes? More »


Don’t Show-cha Your Chocha!

Happy Friday! It’s time for Don’t Show-cha Your Chocha! Click through to see the super short hemlines and questionable definitions of the word “dress” floating around the online shopping world this week. And remember, if you spot a Don’t Show-cha Your Chocha moment, send it to me at winona@thefrisky.com! … More »


10 Pairs Of Really Ugly, Super Expensive Designer Pants

As wise poet and personal role model LuAnn deLesseps once crowed — actually she autotuned it — “money can’t buy you class.” Money also can’t buy you style, as evidenced by the wide array of horribly ugly pants on offer by high end designers these days. Do you have $600 and no abiding sense of… More »


Don’t Show-cha Your Chocha!

Happy Friday! It’s time for Don’t Show-cha Your Chocha! Click through to see the super short hemlines and questionable definitions of the word “dress” that caught our eye recently–we’ve got some doozies for you this week. And remember, if you spot a Don’t Show-cha Your Chocha moment, send it to me at winona@thefrisky.com! … More »


Do Not Want: Stirrup Legging Sandals

These footwear atrocities are actually labeled “Boots” on the Yoox website, which doesn’t make much sense, but when I try to think of a more appropriate moniker for them, I understand the dilemma. I guess you could call them “Stirrup Legging Sandals,” or maybe “Prosthetic Leg Covers,” but in the end, I think “Really, Really… More »


Don’t Show-cha Your Chocha!

Happy Friday! It’s time for Don’t Show-cha Your Chocha, in which we round up photos of super short dresses, questionable hem lines, and other indicators of the inevitable extinction of pants. Here are the top five DSYC moments that caught our eye this week… … More »


Do Not Want: Jeffrey Campbell Platform Sneakers

When “Clueless” heroine Cher Horowitz declared, “You try driving in platforms,” we’re guessing she may have been wearing these Jeffrey Campbell platform sneakers, which, we presume, Campbell designed by putting a pair of Adidas on steroids. In fact, we can think of a whole number of activities these 4.5-inch shoes would limit you from doing… More »


17 Super Edgy And Weird Swimsuits

I’m going to Mexico at the beginning of May, so I’m starting to keep my eye peeled for a new swimsuit for my trip. I have yet to find a bikini that I really want, but I have come across a whole mess of swimsuits that would get me more than a few looks on… More »


We’re Breaking Up: The “Nice Girls Don’t Pepper Spray” T-Shirt

You’re wearing a “Nice Girls Don’t Pepper Spray” shirt? No. Just NO. [Sears.com] … More »


Do Not Want: A Thousand Dollar T-Shirt

Sure, you could spend $990 on this T-shirt by Thakoon, BUT YOU’D BE AN IDIOT! Sorry, I don’t mean to yell, but this T-shirt isn’t pooping diamonds, so I can’t understand why it costs so much. Do you? [$990, Shopbop] … More »


This Is What Adrienne Bailon Calls A Dress

Adrienne Bailon was a member of the Cheetah Girls. She also dated Rob Kardashian. Now she fancies herself a fashion designer, as this strange frock is something she made herself. From curtains and a sheer bodystocking? It’s unclear, but the jacket is a nice touch. [via Dlisted] … More »


Don’t Show-cha Your Chocha

Happy Friday! It’s time for this week’s edition of Don’t Show-cha Your Chocha, starring a nearly naked Lady Gaga (before she was Gaga), an epic pelvic thrust from Taylor Swift, and a few unlucky models trying desperately not to flash the cameras. Click through to check it out, and remember — if you spot a… More »


Florence Welch Wears A Lot Of Look

Oh Florence, where have all your flowing gowns and Stevie Nicks-inspired robes gone? This Erdem suit is just, well, overpowering and not particularly flattering on your boyish frame. Stick with the wild rock woman look you know, okay? [Getty Images] … More »


10 Things I Would Do If I Owned This Sheltie Dog Purse

Sometimes a product comes along that is so weird and magical that I can’t help but wonder how different my life would be if I owned it. This sheltie dog purse is one of those products. If I ever pony up the $25 bucks it would take to buy this bag, here are 10 things… More »


Do Not Want: Bird Splat Fascinator

Nordstrom is selling this as an oversized feather fascinator, but it looks more like the horrifying aftermath of a tropical bird/human collision to me. In fact, if I saw someone wearing this on the street or at a party, I would instruct them to lie down immediately, check for signs of a concussion, and put… More »