Posts tagged "bad fashion"

That’s A Lot Of Look: Heather Morris Dresses For Multiple Personalities

Well, hello there, Heather Morris, where are you off to? That pink flutter-sleeved T suggests the mall. The bustier-esque tank on top of it reminds me of the underage goth club I used to frequent in high school. The mullet-hemmed skirt would have fit right in a few weeks ago at Coachella? And the shoes?

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 5, 2012

Don’t Show-cha Your Chocha!

Happy Friday! It’s time for Don’t Show-cha Your Chocha! Click through to see the super short hemlines and questionable definitions of the word “dress” floating around the online shopping world this week. And remember, if you spot a Don’t Show-cha Your Chocha moment, send it to me at winona@thefrisky.com!

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / May 4, 2012

10 Pairs Of Really Ugly, Super Expensive Designer Pants

As wise poet and personal role model LuAnn deLesseps once crowed — actually she autotuned it — “money can’t buy you class.” Money also can’t buy you style, as evidenced by the wide array of horribly ugly pants on offer by high end designers these days. Do you have $600 and no abiding sense of…

By: Julie Gerstein / May 3, 2012

Don’t Show-cha Your Chocha!

Happy Friday! It’s time for Don’t Show-cha Your Chocha! Click through to see the super short hemlines and questionable definitions of the word “dress” that caught our eye recently–we’ve got some doozies for you this week. And remember, if you spot a Don’t Show-cha Your Chocha moment, send it to me at winona@thefrisky.com!

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / April 27, 2012

Do Not Want: Stirrup Legging Sandals

These footwear atrocities are actually labeled “Boots” on the Yoox website, which doesn’t make much sense, but when I try to think of a more appropriate moniker for them, I understand the dilemma. I guess you could call them “Stirrup Legging Sandals,” or maybe “Prosthetic Leg Covers,” but in the end, I think “Really, Really…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / April 8, 2012

Don’t Show-cha Your Chocha!

Happy Friday! It’s time for Don’t Show-cha Your Chocha, in which we round up photos of super short dresses, questionable hem lines, and other indicators of the inevitable extinction of pants. Here are the top five DSYC moments that caught our eye this week…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / March 30, 2012

Do Not Want: Jeffrey Campbell Platform Sneakers

When “Clueless” heroine Cher Horowitz declared, “You try driving in platforms,” we’re guessing she may have been wearing these Jeffrey Campbell platform sneakers, which, we presume, Campbell designed by putting a pair of Adidas on steroids. In fact, we can think of a whole number of activities these 4.5-inch shoes would limit you from doing…

By: Leonora Epstein / March 27, 2012

17 Super Edgy And Weird Swimsuits

I’m going to Mexico at the beginning of May, so I’m starting to keep my eye peeled for a new swimsuit for my trip. I have yet to find a bikini that I really want, but I have come across a whole mess of swimsuits that would get me more than a few looks o…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 16, 2012

We’re Breaking Up: The “Nice Girls Don’t Pepper Spray” T-Shirt

You’re wearing a “Nice Girls Don’t Pepper Spray” shirt? No. Just NO. [Sears.com]…

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 8, 2012

Do Not Want: A Thousand Dollar T-Shirt

Sure, you could spend $990 on this T-shirt by Thakoon, BUT YOU’D BE AN IDIOT! Sorry, I don’t mean to yell, but this T-shirt isn’t pooping diamonds, so I can’t understand why it costs so much. Do you? [$990, Shopbop]…

By: Julie Gerstein / March 6, 2012

This Is What Adrienne Bailon Calls A Dress

Adrienne Bailon was a member of the Cheetah Girls. She also dated Rob Kardashian. Now she fancies herself a fashion designer, as this strange frock is something she made herself. From curtains and a sheer bodystocking? It’s unclear, but the jacket is a nice touch. [via Dlisted]…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 2, 2012

Don’t Show-cha Your Chocha

Happy Friday! It’s time for this week’s edition of Don’t Show-cha Your Chocha, starring a nearly naked Lady Gaga (before she was Gaga), an epic pelvic thrust from Taylor Swift, and a few unlucky models trying desperately not to flash the cameras. Click through to check it out, and remember — if you spot a…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / March 2, 2012

Florence Welch Wears A Lot Of Look

Oh Florence, where have all your flowing gowns and Stevie Nicks-inspired robes gone? This Erdem suit is just, well, overpowering and not particularly flattering on your boyish frame. Stick with the wild rock woman look you know, okay? [Getty Images]…

By: Julie Gerstein / March 1, 2012

10 Things I Would Do If I Owned This Sheltie Dog Purse

Sometimes a product comes along that is so weird and magical that I can’t help but wonder how different my life would be if I owned it. This sheltie dog purse is one of those products. If I ever pony up the $25 bucks it would take to buy this bag, here are 10 thing…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / February 24, 2012

Do Not Want: Bird Splat Fascinator

Nordstrom is selling this as an oversized feather fascinator, but it looks more like the horrifying aftermath of a tropical bird/human collision to me. In fact, if I saw someone wearing this on the street or at a party, I would instruct them to lie down immediately, check for signs of a concussion, and put…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / February 21, 2012

Don’t Show-cha Your Chocha

This week, we can thank the Grammy Awards for some very special Don’t Show-cha Your Chocha moments. Click through to see this week’s crop of ridiculous hemlines, and remember, if you spot a Don’t Show-cha Your Chocha offender, email me the link at winona@thefrisky.com!

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / February 17, 2012

Do Not Want: Alexander Wang’s “Teva” Sandals

Oh my God, you guys. Breaking news. Alexander Wang is making Tevas. Excuse me, Teva-inspired shoes. I have just lost all faith in humanity. I get that when designers gets bored, they take the world’s ugliest things and make them expensive, but I have a hard time picturing anything but sweaty river-waders and/or the boy…

By: Leonora Epstein / February 14, 2012

Don’t Show-cha Your Chocha

It’s time for another installment of Don’t Show-cha Your Chocha, in which we document the most troubling examples of mini dresses gone wild. Click through to see this week’s roundup of high hems and clenched thighs, and remember: if you spot a chocha moment while shopping online or flipping through a magazine, send it to…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / February 10, 2012

Ladies, Give Him What He Wants This V-Day — Your Butt

Hey, thank goodness for Etsy, am I right? Where else would I find scarflets, Scotch Tape wallets — and butt dresses like this glorious one made by LinaSpiroS. It’s like a very sexy Forever Lazy, which, come to think of it, makes it not sexy at all. See the full moon after the jump.  [Regretsy]…

By: Julie Gerstein / February 7, 2012

The Screen Actors Guild Awards: The Bad!

It wasn’t all immaculately turned out Tilda Swintons and stunning Zoe Saldanas at the Screen Actors Guild Awards. No, there were some terrible fashions, too. And though some of these actresses may have won big at the SAGs, they definitely disappointed on the style front. Click through to find out who sagged at the SAGs.

By: Julie Gerstein / January 30, 2012