Posts tagged "bad fashion"

WTF Am I Looking At?

Please, take a look at the photo above. Study it. Squint your eyes if you have to and consider the possibilities. What do you think you are looking at?

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 21, 2015 - 3:30 pm

Moschino Attempts To Revive The Worst “Trend” Of The 90s

I think we can all agree that as nostalgic as we may be for the 90s at times, there were a few fashion trends that need to stay buried there…

Robyn Pennacchia | February 28, 2015 - 10:00 am

Topshop’s Yellowface Necklaces Are Racist Whether They’re “Vintage-Style” Or Not

When a Topshop customer in the UK came across this necklace while shopping at the chain store, she complained to a customer sales representative and was told that the necklace…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | July 13, 2014 - 2:00 pm

Khloe Kardashian Brings Thigh Window Jeans To The Fashion Forefront

Theory: Khloe Kardashian is a messy eater and frequently drops food on her lap, so she bought these jeans with GAPING HOLES between her kneecaps and upper thighs, aka the…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | June 13, 2014 - 11:30 am

Do Not Want: $455 Dolce & Gabbana Jorts For Men

I don’t feel like “Do Not Want” really even captures my gut-level reaction to these $455 jean shorts (jorts, if you’re nasty) for men. “Fuck no, stop triflin’” or “Get…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | March 7, 2014 - 11:40 am

What Would You Call This Fur Boob Muff That Rihanna Is Wearing?

A titty warmer? A breast merkin? Funbag fur? A boobler? “It’s like a muffler, but for boobs!” said Ami. John DeVore volunteered “mammoth unibrow,” “Muppet tits,” and my personal favorite,…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | February 28, 2014 - 6:00 pm

Do Not Want: Hideous & Expensive Teva-Esque Sandals Are In For Spring

When I look out the window right now, I see snow blanketing New York City, further sign that Punxsutawney Phil wasn’t joking when he saw his shadow and predicted four more…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | February 3, 2014 - 3:30 pm

This Tank Top Is A Stupid Liar

Off the top of my head, I enjoyed reading Jeffrey Eugenides’ Middlesex, J.D. Salinger’s Franny and Zooey, Harper Lee’s To Kill A Mockingbird and Zadie Smith’s White Teeth more than the company of many, many, many boys/men. Luckily, these two

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 18, 2013 - 1:40 pm

Remember That Time Marc Jacobs Made The Same T-Shirt As A Neo-Nazi Skinhead Band?

Fashion tip number one: before you decide to go ahead and emblazon a Cool, Edgy Symbol on a $70 T-shirt, why not use the fine resource known as this here…

Rachel Krause | September 11, 2013 - 2:30 pm

Do Not Want: Topshop’s $65 “Mom Jeans”

Dear Topshop, I’m not sure why anyone would willingly purchase a pair of mom jeans, but I think everyone knows that an authentic pair can be procured at any Kohl’s…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | April 26, 2013 - 2:20 pm

8 Swimsuits That Will Make You Want To Crawl Back Into Your Winter Coat

Don’t let the shitty weather fool you. According to most major women’s clothing purveyors, it is bathing suit season. Maybe it’s on account of it being “Spring Breakers” all over…

Julie Gerstein | April 15, 2013 - 10:00 am

Do Not Want: Sweaty Chest Hair Sweater

One of the worst things about normal sweaters is that they cover up the glistening, hairy man chests that the world deserves to see. Firebox’s “70s Hairy Chest Sweater” solves…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | April 5, 2013 - 3:40 pm

Do Not Want: For Shame Martin Margiela, For Shame!

You know all those times when you’re like, “Gee, I wish I had some pasty white people leg tights?” No? You don’t want those? Well, too bad, because Maison Martin…

Julie Gerstein | March 6, 2013 - 10:20 am

Oh, Come On: These Molaro Shoes Have Got To Be Kidding Me

Look at this model. It’s like she’s saying, “I’m a sad, sexy clown! I’m a pouty mime!” Plus, she’s got these stupid platform shoes-cum-skis on her feet. And yes, the…

Julie Gerstein | January 29, 2013 - 11:20 am

Do Not Want: These Celine Mink Heels Are Freaking Me Out!

These Celine mink heels are from the brand’s Spring/Summer 2013 collection — and they are giving me the major creeps. Designed, apparently, out of Muppets the designers trapped and killed,…

Julie Gerstein | January 15, 2013 - 12:40 pm

Do Not Want: No Sir, I Will Not Cosign On Your Meggings

Meggings. We’ve written about them before, but I felt the need to dredge up the awful man-leggings trend, because I’ve just received an email from meggings proponents B-Skinz, showing me…

Julie Gerstein | January 9, 2013 - 2:20 pm

Do Not Want: This Tulle Dress Is Making Me Gag

How gross is this Asra Tulle Midi Dress, sold at Anthropologie? First off, it’s only a sheer over-layer — it’s not even a full-on dress (unless you are really, extremely…

Julie Gerstein | January 7, 2013 - 9:20 am

10 Ridiculously Ugly Christmas Sweaters To Spread The Holiday Cheer

Ho, ho, ho! Merry Ugly Christmas Sweater Season, everyone! We scoured eBay and Etsy to track down 10 of this year’s ugliest offerings, and boy did the ugly sweater gods…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | December 12, 2012 - 10:00 am

You’re A Stylish PC, So Why Not Wear These Apple Clothes?

Back in the mid-’80s, Apple computers thought it would capitalize on its popularity by releasing a line of super cool clothing, including sweartshirts, shorts, belts, hats and — of course…

Julie Gerstein | June 16, 2012 - 4:00 pm

TopShop’s Newest TopMan Collection Ensures Wearers Will Never See A Vagina

Rarely does TopShop do anything egregiously wrong — on the women’s side of its operation, at least. But on the men’s side? Well, there’s a reason why TopMan is lagging…

Julie Gerstein | June 15, 2012 - 2:00 pm
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