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WTF Am I Looking At?

Please, take a look at the photo above. Study it. Squint your eyes if you have to and consider the possibilities. What do you think you are looking at?

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 21, 2015 - 3:30 pm

Moschino Attempts To Revive The Worst “Trend” Of The 90s

I think we can all agree that as nostalgic as we may be for the 90s at times, there were a few fashion trends that need to stay buried there…

Robyn Pennacchia | February 28, 2015 - 10:00 am

Topshop’s Yellowface Necklaces Are Racist Whether They’re “Vintage-Style” Or Not

When a Topshop customer in the UK came across this necklace while shopping at the chain store, she complained to a customer sales representative and was told that the necklace…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | July 13, 2014 - 2:00 pm

Khloe Kardashian Brings Thigh Window Jeans To The Fashion Forefront

Theory: Khloe Kardashian is a messy eater and frequently drops food on her lap, so she bought these jeans with GAPING HOLES between her kneecaps and upper thighs, aka the…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | June 13, 2014 - 11:30 am

Do Not Want: $455 Dolce & Gabbana Jorts For Men

I don’t feel like “Do Not Want” really even captures my gut-level reaction to these $455 jean shorts (jorts, if you’re nasty) for men. “Fuck no, stop triflin'” or “Get…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | March 7, 2014 - 11:40 am

What Would You Call This Fur Boob Muff That Rihanna Is Wearing?

A titty warmer? A breast merkin? Funbag fur? A boobler? “It’s like a muffler, but for boobs!” said Ami. John DeVore volunteered “mammoth unibrow,” “Muppet tits,” and my personal favorite,…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | February 28, 2014 - 6:00 pm

Do Not Want: Hideous & Expensive Teva-Esque Sandals Are In For Spring

When I look out the window right now, I see snow blanketing New York City, further sign that Punxsutawney Phil wasn’t joking when he saw his shadow and predicted four more…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | February 3, 2014 - 3:30 pm

This Tank Top Is A Stupid Liar

Off the top of my head, I enjoyed reading Jeffrey Eugenides’ Middlesex, J.D. Salinger’s Franny and Zooey, Harper Lee’s To Kill A Mockingbird and Zadie Smith’s White Teeth more than the company of many, many, many boys/men. Luckily, these two

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 18, 2013 - 1:40 pm

Remember That Time Marc Jacobs Made The Same T-Shirt As A Neo-Nazi Skinhead Band?

Fashion tip number one: before you decide to go ahead and emblazon a Cool, Edgy Symbol on a $70 T-shirt, why not use the fine resource known as this here…

Rachel Krause | September 11, 2013 - 2:30 pm

Do Not Want: Topshop’s $65 “Mom Jeans”

Dear Topshop, I’m not sure why anyone would willingly purchase a pair of mom jeans, but I think everyone knows that an authentic pair can be procured at any Kohl’s…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | April 26, 2013 - 2:20 pm

8 Swimsuits That Will Make You Want To Crawl Back Into Your Winter Coat

Don’t let the shitty weather fool you. According to most major women’s clothing purveyors, it is bathing suit season. Maybe it’s on account of it being “Spring Breakers” all over…

Julie Gerstein | April 15, 2013 - 10:00 am

Do Not Want: Sweaty Chest Hair Sweater

One of the worst things about normal sweaters is that they cover up the glistening, hairy man chests that the world deserves to see. Firebox’s “70s Hairy Chest Sweater” solves…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | April 5, 2013 - 3:40 pm
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