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Abigail Breslin, 17, Gets The “Grandma Walks The Red Carpet” Treatment

Abigail Breslin in vintage Norma Kamali

Abigail Breslin is young, beautiful, and famous, so naturally she has tons of designers tryna dress her all the time. That is exactly the reason why I’m a little confused as to why she chose this particular beast of a striped cutout dress to the Los Angeles premiere (so, like, the BIG ONE!) of “August: Osage County”. I would say that the body-hugging shape is truly great on her, and her hair and makeup look awesome, but whoa, I’m a little distracted by EVERYTHING ELSE GOING ON. Nothing like a metallic silver boob tube to make you forget that someone even has a face. Also: earrings???? I propose a new stylist for Abigail, one that will dress her like the sassy, youthful 17-year-old she is and not like my very lovely but slightly older grandmother, who is always looking for the right pair of clip-on earrings that will “cover her earlobes.”

Ombre Labia Dress Is A Total Disgrace On Flawless French Queen Juliette Binoche

Juliette Binoche's dress is a fashion fail

Juliette Binoche is friggin’ flawless in that effortlessly unattainable French way. My feelings for her range from “casual love” to “total obsession.” That said, I would like to have a word with whatever stylist encouraged her to hit the red carpet in this EXTREMELY terrible, EXTREMELY labial dress. It is the consummate union of both depressingly unflattering and aesthetically displeasing. Do not like. [Photo Credit: Fame/Flynet]

11 Celebs Committing Acts Of Crocery

I feel very strongly about Crocs. As in, they are the only kind of footwear I cannot tolerate. I hate them even more than I hate those toesies running shoes. And I really hate those. I will excuse Tevas or flip flops or aqua socks or platform thongs, or those Fit sneakers, or even those horrid, pointy toed men’s dress shoes, but Crocs should be illegal. Here’s my thought: you can wear comfy, waterproof footwear without your feet looking ridiculous, right?

I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised that Shia LaBeouf wears them on the regs. Oh, Shia. Don’t make things worse for yourself. Click onward to see more celebs committing acts of Crocery. [Photo: Flame/Flynet]

WTF, Kim Kardashian, Stop Letting Kanye West Pick Your Outfits

Kim's Kitten Mercy
Your chick, she so thirsty. Read More »
Kim's Cancer Comment
Kim Kardashian photo
She says she didn't mean it! She meant something worse! Read More »
Kim And Kanye
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West photo
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have formed an axis of evil. Read More »

A foolish part of me thought for a hot second that Kanye West‘s influence on the wardrobe of his “Perfect Bitch” would actually have a positive effect on Kim’s trademark “all things tight” style. I can now honestly say I liked it better before, because what in the actual fuck is this? Kanye West’s idea of a really great outfit, is what. Terrifying. Nightmares. [Photo: FameFlynet]

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