Posts tagged "bad advice"

The Dumbest Things Steve Harvey Ever Said About Love And Vaginas

Yesterday, comedian and talk show host Steve Harvey announced he was launching his own dating website. The site, Delightful, is a joint venture with OKCupid and Tinder owner IAC. Harvey promises it will help women become more “dateable,” so they can achieve the ultimate goal of finding a husband. Yikes.

By: EJ Dickson / October 11, 2014

Melissa Gorga’s Guide To “Love Italian Style” Includes Marital Rape

If I wanted advice on how to have a successful marriage, I would not personally turn to "Real Housewife of New Jersey" Melissa Gorga, who is married to Teresa Giudice's brother Joe. But apparently others would, as Melissa is the author of a new relationship advice book called Love Italian Style. Jezebel got their hands on

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 24, 2013

How Not To Deal With A Boyfriend That Finds Your Vagina “Repulsive”

I've read a lot of letters asking for advice. Some of them are weird, like the woman who asked Slate's Dear Prudence if she should date the guy who sniffed her sweaty bicycle seat at the gym. I vote for NO. Some of them are soul-stirring. Check out Tiny Beautiful Things: Advice On Love And Life

By: Ami Angelowicz / May 20, 2013

The 5 Ways We Define Love (And Why They’re Wrong)

There have been many terrible songs, poems, and movies made about love, but a surprisingly small number of Cracked articles. Today, I intend to fill that void. Come with me as I seek the most accurate definition for this thing that makes the world go 'round. Spoiler alert: "A thing that makes the world go…

By: Cracked / April 6, 2013

5 Popular Self-Help Tips That Actually Hurt Your Career

We all want to be successful, but things like tyrannical bosses, stapler-stealing co-workers and the statistical impossibility of every single person being a CEO keep bringing us down. So we try to balance the scales by following the advice of self-help books or motivational guides -- sure, a lot of those things are probably bullshit,…

By: Cracked / February 23, 2013

7 Psychotic Pieces Of Relationship Advice From Cosmo

We get it. Guys are tough to figure out: There's like 24 possible combinations that you can make with 1) beer 2) food 3) sex and 4) sports. No wonder their girlfriends have to resort to lady magazines to gain insight into the buzzing hive that is the male mind. We know most women laugh…

By: Cracked / December 16, 2012

The Best Texts To Send Women?

One blogger believes he has just written the 10 commandments of texting. Posted on his site, Dating Advice For Men Who Love Women, dating coach Rob Judge’s "10 Best Texts To Send Hot Girls ... of ALL TIME" has been “liked” by 377 people and counting. Some of his highly recommended texts include: 10. The Romantic

By: Tiffanie Drayton / March 11, 2012

5 Types Of People Who Always Give Terrible Advice

In my life, I've received enough bad advice to print out and gift wrap Mount Everest. Everyone is quick to offer it, regardless of whether you asked or not ... and with so much coming in, it's hard to separate genuine wisdom from verbal toilet paper. The problem is that you won't ever know the…

By: Cracked / February 9, 2012

The 50 Creepiest Pieces Of Romance Advice Ever Published

Sorry, single people, this week's column is for lovers only. Now that those lonely people are gone, hold that lover close and enjoy 50 highlights from three romantic books that offer tips for every day of the year: 365 Ways to KISS Your Love365 Great Ways to Say I Love You, and 365 Ways to be Romantic by…

By: Cracked / October 29, 2011

The 9 Most Annoying Things To Say To A Single Person

The good thing about being single is that people are usually pretty willing to talk about your romantic life, because, let's face it, it's probably more entertaining than that of your seriously coupled-up friends. The bad news? Sometimes, people will want to talk about your love life regardless of whether or not you're in the…

By: Chiara Atik / October 14, 2011

Infographic: How To Score A Guy By Following The Movies

Last week, guys were schooled on how to snag a girl by following the great advice in movies. This week, we decided to do you ladies a favor and show you just how easy it is to land the guy of your dreams. All you have to do is fail math, get a makeover, play…

By: Julie Gerstein / August 17, 2011

The Looks Of Love

I don't know who these signals work on, but I think I'm going to find out at my local watering hole this weekend. Well, that is until someone tries to help me because they think I'm having a seizure. [The Hairpin]…

By: Simcha / January 12, 2011

E. Jean, Elle’s Advice Columnist, Needs To Stop

Usually we read Elle magazine's advice column "Ask E. Jean" with a sense of bemused horror. We imagine E. Jean sitting poolside sipping a Mai Tai, systematically rattling off terrible, cliche, and gender-stereotyped advice to a beleaguered assistant who's forced to type up every word. You see, the women who write into E. Jean ofte…

By: Julie Gerstein / September 29, 2010

Salon Columnist’s Terrible Advice For Domestic Violence Victim

Thanks to our girl Judy McGuire for calling my attention to the latest advice column from Salon's Cary Tennis. A woman writes to Tennis that she's "in a loving but violent marriage" in which her husband has "only" beat her up a couple of times, including the time he punched and stomped her while she…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 2, 2010

Frisky Rant: “Put Yourself Out There!” Is Really Annoying Dating Advice

Last night I had dinner with my friend Cecilia*, and, as you might expect, our conversation turned to dating. We're around the same age, and many of her friends are married and having kids. As is the plight of many a single woman with friends who have settled down, Cecilia has been getting plenty of…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 21, 2010

Glamour Lists 7 Reasons We Don’t Have To Change For A Man

Phew, we can all breathe a sigh of relief. This month Glamour magazine lets us know that guys are into us even if we aren't perfect and that we don't have to change ourselves for their benefit! Need convincing? They have seven wonderful reasons guys love us "just the way we are." Check them out…

By: Wendy Atterberry / November 19, 2009

Roofied Letter Writer Responds To Lucinda Rosenfeld’s Advice

Not to beat this story dead, but a commenter pointed out that the "Friend Or Foe" letter writer has responded to Lucinda Rosenfeld's advice -- on Double X! Here's a portion of what she wrote and we would like to say, "YOU GO GIRL." "For the record, I really was roofied, ma'am. The idea that…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 16, 2009

Should This Columnist Be Fired For Giving Bad Advice?

Writer Lucinda Rosenfeld is in big-time trouble with internet commenters! The author of I'm So Happy For You writes an advice column for Double X called "Friend Or Foe" and her advice to a recent letter writer has commenters calling for her termination. So what was the dilemma and her supposedly awful advice? Let's begi…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 16, 2009

41 Crazy Ways Men Think They Can Make Us Swoon

What makes you swoon? I once swooned on a walk across a bridge in Central Park when my now-husband pointed to something below, and I looked down and saw the words "Wendy, will you marry me?" When I turned back around, he was down on a knee, holding my great-grandmother's engagement ring. Swoon! I swoo…

By: Wendy Atterberry / August 12, 2009
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