bad advice

Dr. Ruth Says Women Can’t Refuse Sex If The Man Has A “Very Aroused, Strong Erection”

Ohhhhh, Dr. Ruth. I know Dr. Ruth Westheimer, at nearly 87, is what we can safely consider a senior citizen and should thus, maybe, be given a pass for having antiquated opinions…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | June 2, 2015 - 2:30 pm

The Dumbest Things Steve Harvey Ever Said About Love And Vaginas

Yesterday, comedian and talk show host Steve Harvey announced he was launching his own dating website. The site, Delightful, is a joint venture with OKCupid and Tinder owner IAC. Harvey promises it will help…

EJ Dickson | October 11, 2014 - 3:14 pm

Melissa Gorga’s Guide To “Love Italian Style” Includes Marital Rape

If I wanted advice on how to have a successful marriage, I would not personally turn to “Real Housewife of New Jersey” Melissa Gorga, who is married to Teresa Giudice’s…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 24, 2013 - 4:40 pm

How Not To Deal With A Boyfriend That Finds Your Vagina “Repulsive”

I’ve read a lot of letters asking for advice. Some of them are weird, like the woman who asked Slate’s Dear Prudence if she should date the guy who sniffed her

Ami Angelowicz | May 20, 2013 - 1:20 pm

The 5 Ways We Define Love (And Why They’re Wrong)

There have been many terrible songs, poems, and movies made about love, but a surprisingly small number of Cracked articles. Today, I intend to fill that void. Come with me…

Cracked | April 6, 2013 - 5:00 pm

5 Popular Self-Help Tips That Actually Hurt Your Career

We all want to be successful, but things like tyrannical bosses, stapler-stealing co-workers and the statistical impossibility of every single person being a CEO keep bringing us down. So we…

Cracked | February 23, 2013 - 3:30 pm

7 Psychotic Pieces Of Relationship Advice From Cosmo

We get it. Guys are tough to figure out: There’s like 24 possible combinations that you can make with 1) beer 2) food 3) sex and 4) sports. No wonder…

Cracked | December 16, 2012 - 9:30 am

The Best Texts To Send Women?

One blogger believes he has just written the 10 commandments of texting. Posted on his site, Dating Advice For Men Who Love Women, dating coach Rob Judge’s “10 Best Texts…

Tiffanie Drayton | March 11, 2012 - 10:00 am

5 Types Of People Who Always Give Terrible Advice

In my life, I’ve received enough bad advice to print out and gift wrap Mount Everest. Everyone is quick to offer it, regardless of whether you asked or not …

Cracked | February 9, 2012 - 4:50 pm

The 50 Creepiest Pieces Of Romance Advice Ever Published

Sorry, single people, this week’s column is for lovers only. Now that those lonely people are gone, hold that lover close and enjoy 50 highlights from three romantic books that…

Cracked | October 29, 2011 - 1:30 pm

The 9 Most Annoying Things To Say To A Single Person

The good thing about being single is that people are usually pretty willing to talk about your romantic life, because, let’s face it, it’s probably more entertaining than that of…

Chiara Atik | October 14, 2011 - 2:00 pm

Infographic: How To Score A Guy By Following The Movies

Last week, guys were schooled on how to snag a girl by following the great advice in movies. This week, we decided to do you ladies a favor and show…

Julie Gerstein | August 17, 2011 - 11:00 am
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