I am a huge fan of bold sunglasses. In fact, I have a few pairs in my personal collection that even Snooki might think were a bit much. But these — which are basically a pile of skulls and feathers glued to the top of a pair of specs that were not that cute in the first place — kind of make my heart hurt. My head too, because those suckers can’t be light. And my wallet, most of all, because their original price was a cool $350. Ouch. [$175 on sale, Karmaloop]
Ladies, if you insist on getting plastic surgery, please make sure that your doctor is properly licensed and legit. Because unfortunately, there are predatory fake doctors out there, and they will put some crazy things up your butt if you let them. Like transgendered woman Oneal Ron Morris (pictured), who for the low, low, low price of $700 offered one woman a butt implant. Sure, said the as-yet-unidentified victim, who probably looked at Morris’ own very large derriere and liked the results. Keep reading »
Dear Boyfriend,
You already don’t have a job, don’t pay the bills, and don’t take me out — which makes you a metaphorical baby. So when you went out and bought this asinine baby body tee from Fred Flare and wore your baby-ness on your sleeve, I reached my friggin’ limit. Don’t Captain my Tenille, I know what’s up. You are never going to grow up. Never. Leave my house keys on the table. Smell you and your pet ferret later. We’re breaking up!
Toodles!
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I know you’re always thinking about how you don’t see enough of esteemed character actor Steve Buscemi. Us, too. That’s why we’re over the moon about this Steve Buscemi graphic print dress from designer James Lillis. You’ve always wanted Buscemi’s eyes on your boobs, after all. You’re weird like that. [Black Milk, $100] Keep reading »
Oh God, the horror of these shoes. Designed by British fashion student Lisa Dillon from Bath Spa University, these “Jimmy Cheese” shoes feature cheddar cheese heels and cheese sandwich platforms. Shoes of my nightmares!!! [Metro UK] Keep reading »
The guy to the left might look like an Average Joe wearing a plain bubble jacket and jeans. But when he turns around, boy, are you in for a surprise! He’s apparently taking part in a new fad that is spreading across Asia — the Half Outfit, aka the Assless Outfit. I’m not convinced that this is trendy anywhere in the world because it’s just too impractical. And if people are making this fashionable, then it’s just to get a reaction, and the joke will get tired fast. But that doesn’t mean we can’t laugh now. After the jump, peep the bum photo. [AfroJacks.com via Buzzfeed] Keep reading »
Just because you’re the cutest celebrity couple of the moment does not mean you should pull a Marc Anthony and J.Lo and do a duet together in front of a nationwide audience at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. Seal, you are in, Heidi you are out! [Red Lasso]
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