Tag Archives: bad fashion

That’s A Lot Of Look: Heather Morris Dresses For Multiple Personalities

Amelia McDonell-ParryMay 5, 2012 //
A Lot Of Look: J. Lo
Ack! A snake is strangling Jennifer Lopez! Read More »
A Lot Of Look: Julie Delpy
Beware of wardrobe malfunction. Read More »
A Lot Of Look: V. Hudgens
1969 called and wants its style back. Read More »
A Lot Of Look: January Jones
We're not mad about January's latest look. Read More »

Well, hello there, Heather Morris, where are you off to? That pink flutter-sleeved T suggests the mall. The bustier-esque tank on top of it reminds me of the underage goth club I used to frequent in high school. The mullet-hemmed skirt would have fit right in a few weeks ago at Coachella? And the shoes? Those should head straight to the trash. Don’t even get me started on the socks. Was it laundry day and you picked from what was clean in your closet? Next time, borrow something from Lea Michele. 

10 Pairs Of Really Ugly, Super Expensive Designer Pants

Julie GersteinMay 3, 2012 //
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As wise poet and personal role model LuAnn deLesseps once crowed — actually she autotuned it — “money can’t buy you class.” Money also can’t buy you style, as evidenced by the wide array of horribly ugly pants on offer by high end designers these days. Do you have $600 and no abiding sense of taste and the desire to look like a meth-addict out for her first post-prison cig break? We’ve got some really wowzer designer trousers just for you. Check them out in our gallery of wildly overpriced ugly pants.

Don’t Show-cha Your Chocha!

Winona Dimeo-EdigerApril 27, 2012 //
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Happy Friday! It’s time for Don’t Show-cha Your Chocha! Click through to see the super short hemlines and questionable definitions of the word “dress” that caught our eye recently–we’ve got some doozies for you this week. And remember, if you spot a Don’t Show-cha Your Chocha moment, send it to me at winona@thefrisky.com!

More Chocha
short dress gallery
Adventures in chocha-showing continued! 7 Photos »
Chocha for daaaays!
Check out this pants-less Harper's Bazaar cover. 6 Photos »
Chocha at the grammys
Rockstars love to show-cha their chochas. 7 Photos »

Do Not Want: Stirrup Legging Sandals

Winona Dimeo-EdigerApril 8, 2012 //
Do Not Want: Stockings
These stockings give us the creepy-crawlies. Read More »
Do Not Want: Feathers
Did a tropical bird just run into her head? Read More »
Do Not Want: Keychain
A keychain... that comes with keys. Dumb. Read More »
Do Not Want: Molting Boots
Pretty sure these boots are shedding their exoskeleton. Read More »

These footwear atrocities are actually labeled “Boots” on the Yoox website, which doesn’t make much sense, but when I try to think of a more appropriate moniker for them, I understand the dilemma. I guess you could call them “Stirrup Legging Sandals,” or maybe “Prosthetic Leg Covers,” but in the end, I think “Really, Really Ugly” is probably the best descriptor. [$108, Yoox]

Don’t Show-cha Your Chocha!

Winona Dimeo-EdigerMarch 30, 2012 //
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Hello, Chocha!
short dress gallery
Adventures in chocha-showing continued! 7 Photos »

Happy Friday! It’s time for Don’t Show-cha Your Chocha, in which we round up photos of super short dresses, questionable hem lines, and other indicators of the inevitable extinction of pants. Here are the top five DSYC moments that caught our eye this week…

Do Not Want: Jeffrey Campbell Platform Sneakers

Leonora EpsteinMarch 27, 2012 //
Um, Jeffrey Campbell?
photo of ugly jeffrey campbell shoe
Are you out of your damn mind? 11 Photos »
Do Not Want: Stockings
These stockings give us the creepy-crawlies. Read More »
Do Not Want: Molting Boots
Pretty sure these boots are shedding their exoskeleton. Read More »

When “Clueless” heroine Cher Horowitz declared, “You try driving in platforms,” we’re guessing she may have been wearing these Jeffrey Campbell platform sneakers, which, we presume, Campbell designed by putting a pair of Adidas on steroids. In fact, we can think of a whole number of activities these 4.5-inch shoes would limit you from doing including climbing up stairs, square dancing, standing, and, um, walking. Although, one intrepid shopper does comment on Urban’s site, “OMG. So I bought this pair of shoes to go to the gym because I wanted to look stylish. You would not believe the attention I received because of this pair of ah-mazing shoes. Yowza. My friends are super mega jealous and like they totally want to buy them. Coolness. Super comfy and tres chic!” [Urban Outfitters]

17 Super Edgy And Weird Swimsuits

Amelia McDonell-ParryMarch 16, 2012 //
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Weird Designer Shoes
9 Bizarre And Beastly Pairs Of Designer Shoes
Nine bizarre and beastly pairs of designer shoes. 10 Photos »

I’m going to Mexico at the beginning of May, so I’m starting to keep my eye peeled for a new swimsuit for my trip. I have yet to find a bikini that I really want, but I have come across a whole mess of swimsuits that would get me more than a few looks on the beach. It seems that some swimwear designers these days aren’t creatively inspired by simple batik prints or bright colors — no, they’re into the Animal Kingdom (and I don’t mean classic cheetah prints), bones, and body parts, amongst other non-traditional influences. You know … so edgy! Click on to see 17 swimsuits I simply do not have the balls to wear.

We’re Breaking Up: The “Nice Girls Don’t Pepper Spray” T-Shirt

Jessica WakemanMarch 8, 2012 //
We're Done
You're wearing a tiny knit ear hat. Read More »
WTF Sexy
These costumes are sexy in a WTF kind of way. 11 Photos »
We're Through
You showed up at the club in a baby tee. Read More »
WTF Sexy Part 2
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More WTF sexy Halloween costumes. 20 Photos »

You’re wearing a “Nice Girls Don’t Pepper Spray” shirt? No. Just NO. [Sears.com]

Do Not Want: A Thousand Dollar T-Shirt

Julie GersteinMarch 6, 2012 //
Do Not Want: Keychain
A keychain...that comes with keys. Dumb. Read More »
Do Not Want: Pants
Ugh, these evil genie pants are horrible. Read More »
Do Not Want: Wang Boots
Ugh, these boots are terrible. Read More »
Do Not Want: Shoes
These kinda remind us of Marge Simpson. Read More »

Sure, you could spend $990 on this T-shirt by Thakoon, BUT YOU’D BE AN IDIOT! Sorry, I don’t mean to yell, but this T-shirt isn’t pooping diamonds, so I can’t understand why it costs so much. Do you? [$990, Shopbop]

This Is What Adrienne Bailon Calls A Dress

Amelia McDonell-ParryMarch 2, 2012 //

Adrienne Bailon was a member of the Cheetah Girls. She also dated Rob Kardashian. Now she fancies herself a fashion designer, as this strange frock is something she made herself. From curtains and a sheer bodystocking? It’s unclear, but the jacket is a nice touch. [via Dlisted]

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