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There Are Now Bacon Condoms To Go With Your Bacon Lube

Of course J&D Foods, the company responsible for baconlube and bacon shaving cream, have made bacon condoms. Not only do they smell and taste like pork, when you put them…

Ami Angelowicz | March 29, 2013 - 3:40 pm

Kim Pfannebecker Crowned The Bacon Queen, Reigns In Bacon Dress

Behold, peasants, the greasiest queen in all the land! She is Kim Pfannebecker, the Bacon Queen of the sixth annual Blue Ribbon Bacon Festival in Des Moines, Iowa.  …

Jessica Wakeman | February 11, 2013 - 2:20 pm

Guys, Get Your Tub Of Bacon Shaving Cream Before It Sells Out!

If you’re looking for a gift for that hairy, manly, meat-eating hunk in your life, might we suggest a tub of bacon-scented shaving cream? Sold by bacon-obsessed company J&D Foods…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | November 30, 2012 - 4:20 pm

Scientists Working On Very Important Project To Make Bacon Even Tastier

Sometimes science is used for good. Sometimes science is used for evil. Depending on the depth of your love for bacon, it may be difficult to tell whether the Swine…

Jessica Wakeman | November 19, 2012 - 8:00 am

Ron Swanson Wants You To Be Bacon Safe

Be tough, be smart, don’t forget to lovingly groom your moustache — and save all the bacon you possibly can. That’s what “Parks and Recreation”‘s Ron Swanson recommends, especially considering…

Julie Gerstein | October 12, 2012 - 2:40 pm

The Love Child Of Dark Chocolate And Bacon

The sophisticated palate knows: A balance of savory and sweet makes the most satisfying treat. But even the least sophisticated tastes can appreciate the merits of chocolate and bacon. But…

Ami Angelowicz | August 9, 2012 - 11:40 am

Bacon Straight Out Of The Bottle

Bacon is awesome, right? I mean, I’m vegan and don’t eat the stuff, but I can honestly say that my mouth waters every time I smell it. Which is why…

Julie Gerstein | June 22, 2012 - 9:40 am

Evening Quickies: Burger King Debuts Bacon Sundae

What obesity epidemic? On Thursday, Burger King will debut a 510-bacon sundae for its summertime menu. Did you know Burger King had a “summertime menu”? I didn’t either. This…

Jessica Wakeman | June 12, 2012 - 6:00 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Customized Whopper With 1,050 Strips of Bacon

At Burger King, you can “have it your way.” And one Japanese guy really took that to heart, by customizing his burger with more than 1,000 pieces of bacon. My…

Julie Gerstein | April 20, 2012 - 9:40 am

Do Not Want: Bacon-Flavored Soda

Jones’ Bacon Flavored Soda is a gastronomic experiment I don’t want to partake in. Two bottles cost $10 and come with a bag of cheddar bacon popcorn, bacon lip balm,…

Ami Angelowicz | November 5, 2010 - 4:50 pm

Mind Of Man: Men Are From Bacon, Women Are From Cupcakes

Men don’t have a passion for sweet treats the way women do. If given a choice between a sugary confection and something savory, men will choose the latter. This is…

John DeVore | October 21, 2010 - 2:00 pm

A Criminal We Can Get Behind: Man Steals Bacon From House

Look, we’re not advocating criminal activity; we’re just saying that if you’re going to steal something from a stranger’s house, why not take some bacon? Like this as-yet-unidentified thief from…

Julie Gerstein | September 10, 2010 - 4:40 pm