Posts tagged "bacon"

Why Would You Wear Underwear That Makes Your Vagina Smell Like Bacon?

For all the times you though to yourself, “Hey my vagina doesn’t smell meaty enough.”…

Megan Reynolds | November 25, 2015 - 3:30 pm

Sugar Won’t Kill You, Please Stop Taking The Internet At Its Word

By the way, neither will bacon.

Rebecca Vipond Brink | October 27, 2015 - 1:30 pm

Hot Dogs Are Made Out Of People! PEOPLE! (Not Really Though)

Oh man! Did you hear? Hot dogs are maybe not good for you!

Robyn Pennacchia | October 26, 2015 - 3:30 pm

There’s A New Dating App About Bacon If You’re Hungry For Love

“Liking bacon is not a personality,” Joe Robinow tweeted on August 28th. Well Joe, it seems Oscar Mayer (one of the leading authorities on bacon) disagrees and thinks it can help you find love.

Lauren Vinopal | September 16, 2015 - 5:30 pm

New Bacon-Flavored Seaweed Is Twice As Nutritious As Kale

Congratulations, hipsters! It is all you’ve ever dreamed of and more!

Robyn Pennacchia | July 16, 2015 - 3:00 pm

You Can Now Take Porking Literally, Because Bacon Condoms Are Now A Thing

A wise man once said, “The only thing better than bacon is sex.” Well, not really, but he was thinking it.
Since safe sex is a good thing, and so…

The Gloss | November 8, 2014 - 9:30 am

Frisky Eats: 10 Ways To Enjoy A BLT

I have made it pretty clear how I feel about mayo (see Frisky Eats: Chicken Salad), but I was recently sent Just Mayo, a vegan garlic mayo, to try out and…

Sophie Leon | August 1, 2014 - 9:00 am

The Bacon Week Festival Has Arrived To Bring You All The Bacon-Flavored Toothpaste You’ll Ever Need

Atlantic City, New Jersey, has always been known as the place where your most impossible dreams can come true (or is that just me?), but this week’s Bacon Week Festival…

Claire Hannum | February 11, 2014 - 4:00 pm

Frisky Eats: Bacon For Everyone!

Bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon everywhere! Seriously though, clicking through these recipes may result in extreme salivation, drool damage on your keyboard, and sexual dreams about bacon bourbon chocolate chip…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | January 28, 2014 - 9:30 am

The Fountain Of Youth Is Bacon, Says 105-Year-Old Woman

According to 105-year-old Texas grandmother Pearl Cantrell, the thing we should all be doing to stay alive forever is eating bacon. That’s what’s kept Pearl going strong. She loves bacon…

Ami Angelowicz | May 12, 2013 - 10:00 am

There Are Now Bacon Condoms To Go With Your Bacon Lube

Of course J&D Foods, the company responsible for baconlube and bacon shaving cream, have made bacon condoms. Not only do they smell and taste like pork, when you put them…

Ami Angelowicz | March 29, 2013 - 3:40 pm

Kim Pfannebecker Crowned The Bacon Queen, Reigns In Bacon Dress

Behold, peasants, the greasiest queen in all the land! She is Kim Pfannebecker, the Bacon Queen of the sixth annual Blue Ribbon Bacon Festival in Des Moines, Iowa. …

Jessica Wakeman | February 11, 2013 - 2:20 pm

Guys, Get Your Tub Of Bacon Shaving Cream Before It Sells Out!

If you’re looking for a gift for that hairy, manly, meat-eating hunk in your life, might we suggest a tub of bacon-scented shaving cream? Sold by bacon-obsessed company J&D Foods…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | November 30, 2012 - 4:20 pm

Scientists Working On Very Important Project To Make Bacon Even Tastier

Sometimes science is used for good. Sometimes science is used for evil. Depending on the depth of your love for bacon, it may be difficult to tell whether the Swine…

Jessica Wakeman | November 19, 2012 - 8:00 am

Ron Swanson Wants You To Be Bacon Safe

Be tough, be smart, don’t forget to lovingly groom your moustache — and save all the bacon you possibly can. That’s what “Parks and Recreation”‘s Ron Swanson recommends, especially considering…

Julie Gerstein | October 12, 2012 - 2:40 pm

The Love Child Of Dark Chocolate And Bacon

The sophisticated palate knows: A balance of savory and sweet makes the most satisfying treat. But even the least sophisticated tastes can appreciate the merits of chocolate and bacon. But…

Ami Angelowicz | August 9, 2012 - 11:40 am

Bacon Straight Out Of The Bottle

Bacon is awesome, right? I mean, I’m vegan and don’t eat the stuff, but I can honestly say that my mouth waters every time I smell it. Which is why…

Julie Gerstein | June 22, 2012 - 9:40 am

Evening Quickies: Burger King Debuts Bacon Sundae

What obesity epidemic? On Thursday, Burger King will debut a 510-bacon sundae for its summertime menu. Did you know Burger King had a “summertime menu”? I didn’t either. This…

Jessica Wakeman | June 12, 2012 - 6:00 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Customized Whopper With 1,050 Strips of Bacon

At Burger King, you can “have it your way.” And one Japanese guy really took that to heart, by customizing his burger with more than 1,000 pieces of bacon. My…

Julie Gerstein | April 20, 2012 - 9:40 am

Do Not Want: Bacon-Flavored Soda

Jones’ Bacon Flavored Soda is a gastronomic experiment I don’t want to partake in. Two bottles cost $10 and come with a bag of cheddar bacon popcorn, bacon lip balm,…

Ami Angelowicz | November 5, 2010 - 4:50 pm