Seriously, would you? The porkophiles behind Bacon Salt, Baconnaise and Bacon Lip Balm have just come out with another squealingly interesting product—bacon-flavored lube. I love bacon as much as the best person, but no. Just no. [via Geekologie]

Stumped for a gift for your guy that isn’t GTA4 or the latest 10-blade razor? Have no fear! The Frisky has teamed up with Thrillist to bring you the top guy stuff that doesn’t suck—like these lollipops made with bacon! You can thank us after your BF is done thanking you.

Lick: Maple Bacon Lollypops
SF-based Lollyphiles dropped a breakfast pop of salty bacon trapped in hardened maple syrup. The product’s cooked to order and can take up to ten days to arrive, so gas up the lurker van and get ready to kidnap some trusting young…construction workers.
Bacon candy is really real at Lollyphile.com.

What better way to start off the first morning of this fine celebratory seven days, than with a bra fit for breakfast? Behold the bacon bra! [Brian Kusler’s Flickr]