Time Inc. Needs A Bacon Critic, But Competition For The Job Is Bound To Be Extra Crispy
Do you love bacon? Do you love giving your unsolicited praise or slander about bacon to anyone who will listen? Do you have writing chops?
Baby Reacts Appropriately To The Revelation Of Bacon
All is as it should be in the universe of cured meats.
Why Would You Wear Underwear That Makes Your Vagina Smell Like Bacon?
For all the times you though to yourself, “Hey my vagina doesn’t smell meaty enough.”
Sugar Won’t Kill You, Please Stop Taking The Internet At Its Word
By the way, neither will bacon.
Hot Dogs Are Made Out Of People! PEOPLE! (Not Really Though)
Oh man! Did you hear? Hot dogs are maybe not good for you!
There’s A New Dating App About Bacon If You’re Hungry For Love
“Liking bacon is not a personality,” Joe Robinow tweeted on August 28th. Well Joe, it seems Oscar Mayer (one of the leading authorities on bacon) disagrees and thinks it can help you find love.
New Bacon-Flavored Seaweed Is Twice As Nutritious As Kale
Congratulations, hipsters! It is all you’ve ever dreamed of and more!
You Can Now Take Porking Literally, Because Bacon Condoms Are Now A Thing
A wise man once said, “The only thing better than bacon is sex.” Well, not really, but he was thinking it.
Since safe sex is a good thing,…
The Bacon Week Festival Has Arrived To Bring You All The Bacon-Flavored Toothpaste You’ll Ever Need
Atlantic City, New Jersey, has always been known as the place where your most impossible dreams can come true (or is that just me?), but this week’s Bacon Week Festival…
Frisky Eats: Bacon For Everyone!
Bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon everywhere! Seriously though, clicking through these recipes may result in extreme salivation, drool damage on your keyboard, and sexual dreams about bacon bourbon chocolate chip…
The Fountain Of Youth Is Bacon, Says 105-Year-Old Woman
According to 105-year-old Texas grandmother Pearl Cantrell, the thing we should all be doing to stay alive forever is eating bacon. That’s what’s kept Pearl going strong. She loves bacon…