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Time Inc. Needs A Bacon Critic, But Competition For The Job Is Bound To Be Extra Crispy

Do you love bacon? Do you love giving your unsolicited praise or slander about bacon to anyone who will listen? Do you have writing chops? More »


Baby Reacts Appropriately To The Revelation Of Bacon

All is as it should be in the universe of cured meats. More »


Why Would You Wear Underwear That Makes Your Vagina Smell Like Bacon?

For all the times you though to yourself, “Hey my vagina doesn’t smell meaty enough.” More »


Sugar Won’t Kill You, Please Stop Taking The Internet At Its Word

By the way, neither will bacon. More »


Hot Dogs Are Made Out Of People! PEOPLE! (Not Really Though)

Oh man! Did you hear? Hot dogs are maybe not good for you! More »


There’s A New Dating App About Bacon If You’re Hungry For Love

“Liking bacon is not a personality,” Joe Robinow tweeted on August 28th. Well Joe, it seems Oscar Mayer (one of the leading authorities on bacon) disagrees and thinks it can help you find love. Enter Sizzl, a new real, free iOS app made for helping bacon lovers find love with each other.

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New Bacon-Flavored Seaweed Is Twice As Nutritious As Kale

Congratulations, hipsters! It is all you’ve ever dreamed of and more! More »


You Can Now Take Porking Literally, Because Bacon Condoms Are Now A Thing

A wise man once said, “The only thing better than bacon is sex.” Well, not really, but he was thinking it.

Since safe sex is a good thing, and so is bacon, the good folks at J&D’s Foods—creators of virtually bacon everything—decided to combine them. And so it goes: I present to you,… More »


Frisky Eats: 10 Ways To Enjoy A BLT

I have made it pretty clear how I feel about mayo (see Frisky Eats: Chicken Salad), but I was recently sent Just Mayo, a vegan garlic mayo, to try out and it has me dreaming of BLTs, one of the only foods that I actually like with mayo. But let’s not limit ourselves to just any BLTs… More »


The Bacon Week Festival Has Arrived To Bring You All The Bacon-Flavored Toothpaste You’ll Ever Need

Atlantic City, New Jersey, has always been known as the place where your most impossible dreams can come true (or is that just me?), but this week’s Bacon Week Festival is taking the adventures to new heights. The festival is taking over the Tropicana Casino and Resort with goodies like bacon milkshakes, bacon toothpaste and… More »


Frisky Eats: Bacon For Everyone!

Bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon everywhere! Seriously though, clicking through these recipes may result in extreme salivation, drool damage on your keyboard, and sexual dreams about bacon bourbon chocolate chip cookies. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you, OK? … More »


The Fountain Of Youth Is Bacon, Says 105-Year-Old Woman

According to 105-year-old Texas grandmother Pearl Cantrell, the thing we should all be doing to stay alive forever is eating bacon. That’s what’s kept Pearl going strong. She loves bacon so much that she eats it every day. Because of her dedication to cured meat, the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile showed up on Pearl’s doorstep with… More »


There Are Now Bacon Condoms To Go With Your Bacon Lube

Of course J&D Foods, the company responsible for baconlube and bacon shaving cream, have made bacon condoms. Not only do they smell and taste like pork, when you put them on, your penis looks like a strip of bacon. So basically, every inch of your business will be transformed into a greasy, smoked meat stick. More »


Kim Pfannebecker Crowned The Bacon Queen, Reigns In Bacon Dress

Behold, peasants, the greasiest queen in all the land! She is Kim Pfannebecker, the Bacon Queen of the sixth annual Blue Ribbon Bacon Festival in Des Moines, Iowa.  … More »


Guys, Get Your Tub Of Bacon Shaving Cream Before It Sells Out!

If you’re looking for a gift for that hairy, manly, meat-eating hunk in your life, might we suggest a tub of bacon-scented shaving cream? Sold by bacon-obsessed company J&D Foods (the same people who brought you bacon-flavored lube), Bacon Shaving Cream is a “high end, luxurious bacon-scented shaving cream for all skin types.” It’s apparently… More »


Scientists Working On Very Important Project To Make Bacon Even Tastier

Sometimes science is used for good. Sometimes science is used for evil. Depending on the depth of your love for bacon, it may be difficult to tell whether the Swine Genome Sequencing Consortium is Batman or Bane in this scenario: an international team of researchers has sequenced all of the DNA in a female pig… More »


Ron Swanson Wants You To Be Bacon Safe

Be tough, be smart, don’t forget to lovingly groom your moustache — and save all the bacon you possibly can. That’s what “Parks and Recreation”‘s Ron Swanson recommends, especially considering we’re supposedly heading into a bacon shortage. You might, like Ron, want to consider all of your bacon hiding spots, okay? The more you know… More »


The Love Child Of Dark Chocolate And Bacon

The sophisticated palate knows: A balance of savory and sweet makes the most satisfying treat. But even the least sophisticated tastes can appreciate the merits of chocolate and bacon. But together? Well, if you like dark chocolate and you like bacon (is there anyone who doesn’t?), you’re going to dig their love child, Mo’s Dark… More »


Bacon Straight Out Of The Bottle

Bacon is awesome, right? I mean, I’m vegan and don’t eat the stuff, but I can honestly say that my mouth waters every time I smell it. Which is why I am happy to tell you about Squeez Bacon, a real, actual product that consists of partially reconstituted bacon made into an easy-to-spread paste. Developed… More »


Evening Quickies: Burger King Debuts Bacon Sundae

What obesity epidemic? On Thursday, Burger King will debut a 510-bacon sundae for its summertime menu. Did you know Burger King had a “summertime menu”? I didn’t either. This vanilla ice cream with fudge, caramel and bacon crumbles packs in 18 grams of fat and 61 grams of sugar. Did I mention there’s a… More »


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