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“Bachelor Pad” Recap: A Very Disturbing Denouement

Bach Pad: Ed's Dream
Contestants sing "Sister Christian." Watch »
Bach Pad: Confessions
A spelling bee and confessions. Read More »
Bach Pad: The Fall
Michael Stagliano's fall from power. Read More »

This season of “Bachelor Pad” atoned for all of its boringness in the finale. Let’s start off light, before I delve into the dark and dirty underbelly where people betray one another and we ponder the ways in which money corrupts human beings. Let’s start with Jamie’s ridiculous Pocahontas outfit. It’s as if she thought we would forget what a lunatic she was on the show by dressing like an even bigger lunatic for the finale. It didn’t work. I had almost forgotten. But her outfit brought all the cringeworthy memories back — the awkward makeout session with Chris, how she wanted to fall in love on TV so her kids could see it. Ugh. And just like the false eyelashes and face jewelry she wore, her Padmates called her out for being “fake.” But one couple found something real. Find out which couple, to quote Rihanna, “found love in a hopeless place,” after the jump. Keep reading »

“Bachelor Pad” Recap: Ed’s Dream, Our Nightmare

Bach Pad: Confessions
A spelling bee and confessions. Read More »
Bach Pad: The Fall
Michael Stagliano's fall from power. Read More »
Bach Pad: Love Square
Chris forms a dangerous love square. Read More »
"Bach Pad" Recap
Ed's dream come true!

SPOILERS galore! This week’s “Pad” challenge was called “Hanging By A Thread”, a fitting description for my interest in the show. I hate to say this, but “Bachelor Pad” is about as dead to me as Rachel is to Jaclyn after she eliminates her and they are no longer “best friends.” I’m sorry if I spoiled anything for you. Another best friendship RUINED by “Bachelor Pad.” But before Jaclyn and Ed are sent motoring in the reject limo, Ed has the opportunity to make his “dream come true” by doing a live performance of one of his “favorite” songs from his “running mix” — “Sister Christian” by Night Ranger. It soon turns into a nightmare for us all. But the kind that’s super fun to laugh about together. Shall we do that? Guaranteed laughs after the jump. Keep reading »

“Bachelor Pad” Recap: T-I-T-I-L-L-A-T-I-N-G Confessions!

Bach Pad: The Fall
Michael Stagliano's fall from power. Read More »
Bach Pad: Love Square
Chris forms a dangerous love square. Read More »
Bach Pad: Frenemies
Awkward hookups and frenemies on "Bachelor Pad." Read More »
"Bach Pad" Recap
How do you spell titillating?

Now that all of the interesting contestants have been kicked off “Bachelor Pad,” there are very few ways to keep the viewers watching. A spelling bee and confessions are what the producers opt for. The remaining “Pad” members are happy to oblige, dredging up the best they have to offer in the way of DEEP, DARK, T-I-T-I-L-L-A-T-I-N-G “Bachelor Pad” confessions. Well, not really, but I wanted to make a reference to the spelling bee. Thanks for humoring me. More after the jump. Keep reading »

“Bachelor Pad” Recap: The Great Fall Of Michael

Bach Pad: Love Square
Chris forms a dangerous love square. Read More »
Bach Pad: Frenemies
Awkward hookups and frenemies on "Bachelor Pad." Read More »
Bach Pad: Dating Don'ts
Quit trying so hard, as demonstrated by contestants on "Bachelor Pad." Read More »

*Spoiler alerts abound! * “Bachelor Pad” producers inadvertently shit on their own show last night by trying to save their villain Chris. Everyone wanted that diabolical douche out of there after last week’s love square fallout, but then the “Pad” gods intervened and ended up sacrificing the only two people who ever say remotely amusing things — Michael Stagliano and Erica Rose. Your stupid plan backfired, producers. Is there even any reason to watch anymore? Not really. Blakelely can be mildly entertaining at times and Ed is fun to laugh at when he’s drunk. But can they carry a show? HELL NO. After the jump, how karma farted on Michael and shined on Chris … and some interesting moments in between. Keep reading »

“Bachelor Pad” Recap: Chris Forms A Dangerous Love Square

Bach Pad: Frenemies
Awkward hookups and frenemies on "Bachelor Pad." Read More »
Bach Pad: Dating Don'ts
You might not want to sketch a picture of your date. Watch »
Bach Pad: Missed Moments
"Bachelor Pad 3": The moments you missed. Read More »

Forget about love triangles. BORING. Monday night’s episode of “Bachelor Pad” involved a love square. How does one even get involved in a love square? Good question. Chris seems to have figured it out. As Sage Stagliano (who’s dubbed himself “coach” of the house) put it, “He’s going around starting lots of little fires in girls’ pants, and when you play with fire you’re gonna get burned.” That is correct, Michael. After the jump, how Chris managed to start a string of panty fires. Seriously, I don’t get what these girls find attractive about him. Keep reading »

“Bachelor Pad” Recap: Awks Hookups And Fighting Frenemies

Bach Pad: Missed Moments
"Bachelor Pad 3": The moments you missed. Read More »
Dating Dont: Bach Pad
You might not want to sketch a picture of your date. Watch »
Bachelor Pad 3!
Why we're excited. Read More »
Awkward!
Bachelor Pad Recap: Ed And Jaclyn's drunken hookup

Lots of spoilers alert. There are so many things we could talk about from last night’s episode of “Bachelor Pad.” Um, the “Hot Sludge Funday” complete with a “nut sack” and a cherry on top? Who thinks up these challenges and may I offer my services? Maybe a penis car wash would be fun? Or we could focus on Jamie’s complete emotional meltdown at the prom (we’ve all been there) and subsequent throwing of herself at Chris. “I just want to fall in love on TV and show my kids,” she gushed. We haven’t all been there. Jamie has officially succeeded in making me forget about that time on “The Bachelor” when she straddled Ben Flajnik and tried to kiss him. ‘Member that? Or how about that drunken Ed/ Jaclyn hookup. Where is it? I don’t have any underwear on. I see it. What are you going to do with it? Ed singing. What is your name again? You can watch their super-romantic hookup above. Jillian Harris must be saying a prayer of thanks at this moment. Keep reading »

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