Posts tagged "bachelor pad"

“Bachelor Pad” Recap: A Very Disturbing Denouement

This season of “Bachelor Pad” atoned for all of its boringness in the finale. Let’s start off light, before I delve into the dark and dirty underbelly where people betray one another and we ponder the ways in which money corrupts human beings. Let’s start with Jamie’s ridiculous Pocahontas outfit. It’s as if she thought…

By: Ami Angelowicz / September 11, 2012

“Bachelor Pad” Recap: Ed’s Dream, Our Nightmare

SPOILERS galore! This week’s “Pad” challenge was called “Hanging By A Thread”, a fitting description for my interest in the show. I hate to say this, but “Bachelor Pad” is about as dead to me as Rachel is to Jaclyn after she eliminates her and they are no longer “best friends.” I’m sorry if I…

By: Ami Angelowicz / September 4, 2012

“Bachelor Pad” Recap: T-I-T-I-L-L-A-T-I-N-G Confessions!

Now that all of the interesting contestants have been kicked off “Bachelor Pad,” there are very few ways to keep the viewers watching. A spelling bee and confessions are what the producers opt for. The remaining “Pad” members are happy to oblige, dredging up the best they have to offer in the way of DEEP,…

By: Ami Angelowicz / August 28, 2012

“Bachelor Pad” Recap: The Great Fall Of Michael

*Spoiler alerts abound! * “Bachelor Pad” producers inadvertently shit on their own show last night by trying to save their villain Chris. Everyone wanted that diabolical douche out of there after last week’s love square fallout, but then the “Pad” gods intervened and ended up sacrificing the only two people who ever say remotely amusing…

By: Ami Angelowicz / August 21, 2012

“Bachelor Pad” Recap: Chris Forms A Dangerous Love Square

Forget about love triangles. BORING. Monday night’s episode of “Bachelor Pad” involved a love square. How does one even get involved in a love square? Good question. Chris seems to have figured it out. As Sage Stagliano (who’s dubbed himself “coach” of the house) put it, “He’s going around starting lots of little fires i…

By: Ami Angelowicz / August 15, 2012

“Bachelor Pad” Recap: Awks Hookups And Fighting Frenemies

Lots of spoilers alert. There are so many things we could talk about from last night’s episode of “Bachelor Pad.” Um, the “Hot Sludge Funday” complete with a “nut sack” and a cherry on top? Who thinks up these challenges and may I offer my services? Maybe a penis car wash would be fun? Or…

By: Ami Angelowicz / August 7, 2012

Dating Don’ts: Quit Trying So Hard (As Demonstrated By Two Contestants On Last Night’s Episode Of “Bachelor Pad”)

While watching last night’s episode of “Bachelor Pad,” I had two distinct thoughts: 1) Michael Stagliano is the only normal person on this show and 2) the worst thing you can do on a date is try too hard. I have been so, so guilty of this. I’m sure all of us have. But thi…

By: Ami Angelowicz / July 31, 2012

“Bachelor Pad”: The 4 Moments You Missed On Last Night’s Episode

Before I begin here, I should confess that I decided to stop watching “The Bachelorette” as of this past season. I had many reasons for this decision, the most important being that Emily bores me to tears. So, this means that I don’t recognize a few of the players on the new season of “Bachelor…

By: Ami Angelowicz / July 24, 2012

6 Reasons We’re Excited For “Bachelor Pad 3″

After being booted off “The Bachelorette” on Monday night’s episode, Chris Bukowski is confirmed as the final “Bachelor Pad 3″ contestant. Get ready for a heaping helping of drama, hookups, and roses when “Bachelor Pad” returns for its third season on July 23.

This season’s contestants include the standard “Bachelor” and “Bachelorette” rejects — some more entertaining than other…

By: Tres Sugar / July 6, 2012

The Good, The Bad & The WTF: Who Won The Money On “Bachelor Pad”

Last night’s season finale of “Bachelor Pad” was kind of like McDonald’s Supersize French Fries—it was three hours long, loaded with salt, and left me feeling kind of woozy after I devoured it. So, were Kasey and Vienna able to strong-arm themselves into the win? Did Holly gravitate back toward Michael or stay fixated o…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / September 13, 2011

“Bachelor Pad” Twist: Holly Durst And Blake Julian Are Engaged

If you, like myself, have been watching “Bachelor Pad” hoping that Holly Durst would see the light and take back sweet, sincere Michael Stagliano, give up now. It’s not going to happen. Word comes today that Holly is engaged to boring and slightly leery dentist Blake Julian, who she met on the show. Holly made…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / September 9, 2011

Girl Talk: My Mom Wants Me To Date A Reality TV Star

One of my mother’s favorite pastimes, aside from texting me my daily horoscope, is playing Yenta for her 30-something single daughter. Only she doesn’t try to set me up with nice Jewish boys. No, she prefers to shop for my potential suitors on reality television.

It all started after the guy who I thought…

By: Ami Angelowicz / September 7, 2011

Ella Of “Bachelor Pad” Gets Five Plastic Surgeries, Makes “Struggling Mom” Story Look Like BS

Is no one on “Bachelor Pad” even the slightest bit authentic? I am feeling a bit naive at the moment for buying the sob story presented by Ella Nolan over the course of the show. Ever since the beginning of “Bachelor Pad,” we have been hearing her say why she ABSOLUTELY NEEDS to win the…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / September 7, 2011

The Good, The Bad & The WTF: Fewer Folks Living In The “Bachelor Pad”

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Three day weekends are amazing. And also, a little disorienting. Last night, I went about my merry way thinking it was Sunday until about 11 p.m., when I remembered that it was actually Monday and “Bachelor Pad” was already in progress. I stayed up late to watch the…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / September 6, 2011

The Good, The Bad & The WTF: “Bachelor Pad” Puckers Up

Last night’s episode of “Bachelor Pad” contained kissing, kissing, and some more kissing. So who locked lips because it was part of the game and who made out because their hormones were raging? Find out after the jump when I recount last night’s good, bad, and WTF moments. And of course, SPOILER ALERT.

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / August 30, 2011

Did Ames Brown Ghost Jackie Gordon After “Bachelor Pad”?

On Monday’s episode of “Bachelor Pad,” Ames Brown melted our frozen hearts when, rather than continue in the quest for $250K without his new paramour Jackie Gordon, he waved goodbye to the cast and hopped in the limo to head home alongside her. “I think Jackie and I are falling in love,” he said i…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / August 17, 2011

The Good, The Bad & The WTF: “Bachelor Pad” Gets Good. Really Good.

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Bachelor Pad” is quickly making Monday my favorite night of the week. With “The Bachelor” and “The Bachelorette,” I always end up asking myself, how does ABC drag this out to last two hours? But with “Bachelor Pad,” there is so much drama! All this is to say…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / August 16, 2011

The Good, The Bad & The WTF: Jake & Vienna Clash On “Bachelor Pad 2″

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It’s baaaaaack! Everyone’s favorite trashy Monday night TV show, “Bachelor Pad,” is back for its second season. In case you need a refresher, here’s the premise: 18 former contestants on ABC’s “Bachelor” and “Bachelorette” series, living in a house together, having their lives taped, to find out what…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 9, 2011

Frisky Q&A: “Bachelor Pad”‘s David Good On Manhood, Natalie Getz, And Who Brad Womack Should Choose

We watched as season five “Bachelorette” contestant, David Good, got a second chance at love on “Bachelor Pad.” After all the pie-eating, backstabbing, and unitard-wearing was said and done, David walked away the big winner with $125,000 in his pocket and Natalie Getz on his arm. Not too shabby! Since then, David has been busy…

By: Ami Angelowicz / February 28, 2011

“Bachelor Pad” Winners Share Their Plans For The Money. And They Are Lame.

I know this question has been burning a hole in your hearts for the past few weeks: Whatever happened to Dave Good and Natalie Getz, the pair who won “Bachelor Pad“? Well, they are no longer together, which seemed pretty obvious to anyone who watched the final episode. They opted to share the $250K grand…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / October 7, 2010
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