Why Is Everyone So Concerned About My Anus?
It has recently come to my attention that perhaps I am not as concerned about the cleanliness of my anus as I should be. See, in the last few weeks, I feel like the universe has been trying to tell me that keeping my chocolate starfish pristine should be higher on my list of priorities.
Should We Be Wiping With Baby Wipes?
I know it's poor form to crucify one person for more than one stupid statement per interview, but here goes. Now, that we've expressed our anger over the Will.i.am condom comment in Elle, I would like to address his musings on baby wipes. [My pet peeve is if a woman's] got only…