Posts tagged "baby clothes"

Let’s Not Sexualize Baby Onesies, Mmmkay?

Just when you thought humanity wasn't headed down the shitter after all, novelty store It’Sugar thought it would be a fun idea to sell baby clothes with creepy sexual statements emblazoned on the front of them. Phrases like "hung like a preschooler", "I'm proof my mommy puts out," and “does this diaper make my butt

By: Claire Hannum / September 18, 2013

Totally Appropriate: “50 Shades of Grey” Onesies For Babies

How are babies and BDSM related, you ask? The answer is the new 50 Shades of Grey baby onesies found on Etsy.com. Your baby will be sure to turn heads wearing these white ensembles, sporting phrases like "9 months ago mommy read Fifty Shades of Grey," or "all mommy wanted was a night with Mr.

By: Daley Quinn / August 22, 2012

Snoop Dogg’s Latest Weird Thing Is … Baby Clothes?

Remember when Charlie Sheen did that really weird thing that one time? No, no, not the time he completely lost his mind, shacked up with a couple of porn stars and talked about winning and warlocks. We're referring to when Sheen decided he'd make kid's clothes. Yes, that happened. Well, now mega-weeded mogul Snoop Dogg…

By: Julie Gerstein / April 14, 2011

Awesome Affordable Etsy Find: Treat Your Baby Right

I pity the baby who doesn't have a onesie with Mr. T's face on it. Seriously though, if you've been looking for a badass baby shower gift, it doesn't get more badass than this. [$14.99, Truly Sanctuary]…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / April 1, 2011

If We Were Louis Bardo Bullock’s Stylists…

We find Sandra Bullock's adopted son Louis as adorable as the rest of you, but why, why was the kid wearing that ridiculous beaded necklace on the cover of People? He's not white, we get that, so does he really need a set of tribal-looking beads to drive home the point? Couldn't they have throw…

By: Lily Q / April 29, 2010

Babyglow Clothes: Like Mood Rings For Infants

You may have been into color-changing fad fashions like mood rings or those gloves that produce designs in the cold, but did they ever really serve a purpose? (Besides telling you that you're supposedly anxious, or that it's freezing out?) Now comes something useful—Babyglow jumpers, designed to shift color to indicate changes in infants' body…

By: Leonora Epstein / December 7, 2009