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• Jessica Simpson Do You Know Simpson’s new country record, Do You Know, begs the questions, do you care?  The change in sound from pop to her Texas roots is supposed to be a fresh new image for this bottle blonde, but she still sounds ready made.

Baby Mama star Amy Poehler and her husband Will Arnett are expecting their first child. The only sucky thing about this is that Amy will probably have to take off SNL for maternity leave and the show won’t be as funny. Mazel Tov nonetheless! [Us Weekly]

Our six words to describe love and heartbreak? Mac ‘N’ Cheese Hurts Way Less. [SmithMag.com]

Watch a black-and-white film this weekend. [DAME magazine]

Are you a flirt? We are. [Tango]

We all use Facebook to keep tabs on our exes. [DearSugar]

Huge shocker! Feminists can be funny! [Salon]

“This is a film we could not have made before, obviously, because the biggest difference that our generation has from our mothers’ is that we just don’t have babies yet. Our mothers by this time in life had one, two, three children, or they were never going to have children. Our mothers look at us now—I’m 36—and the choices and experiences we have are way different than what they had from 25 to 35…and then we do like really funny fart jokes.”—Amy Poehler on her new film Baby Mama

Majorly adorable Saturday Night Live cast member and Baby Mama star, Amy Poehler, was on The Today Show this morning, and Meredith Viera just could not resist asking Amy if she talks in her sexiest Hillary Clinton voice for hubby Will Arnett. Her surprisingly prudish response, in the clip above.

This is my lovechild with Joseph Gordon-Levitt. It’s a good thing we will never be having a kid together, because this baby is not attractive. Find out what your offspring will look like, courtesy of Tina Fey and Amy Poehler’s new movie, Baby Mama, which hits theaters April 25. [Baby Mama Maker]