Maury Povich definitely sticks to a formula on his talk show. Without out-of-control teens and tweens and baby daddy/mama drama, he really wouldn’t have anything to talk about. Most sane people would never go on this show to air their dirty laundry and be humiliated. But there are some, like the woman who had 17 men take paternity tests that all turned out to be negative, who will take their 15 minutes anyway they can get it—even at the expense of what’s left of their reputations. These may be the type of people who would purchase these shirts. Wouldn’t it be fun for dad, mom, and baby to go out together wearing these tees: “I AM the daddy,” “You ARE the father,” and “I met my daddy on Maury”! That way everyone they meet will know they can’t manage their lives or conduct themselves like respectable adults. At least folks would take pity on the baby because she couldn’t pick her parents. [NBC Store]

The 13-year-old boy, Alfie Patten, who fathered a baby girl, may not be the baby’s father after all. Rumors are flying all over London that his baby mama, 15-year-old Chantelle Steadman, was a tad on the promiscuous side and two other young boys may possibly be the father. Wow! Chantelle says none of this is true. She loves Alfie, lost her virginity to him and has never slept with anyone else. Fifteen and in love? When I was 15, I was thinking about passing my math test, not love.

Did Bristol Palin get married? According to her Facebook page, the pregnant daughter of Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin is now going by Bristol Palin-Johnston. Did Bristol marry her fiancé and baby daddy Levi Johnston? One would have to imagine a quickie-wedding might be a tidy boost to Palin’s messy run for the VP seat.