Posts tagged "babies"

11 Adorable Fruit Babies

It’s baby season. I mean, fruit season. I mean, I didn’t realize there were so many fruit babies being born out there. The word is that people bring fruit babies to baby showers. But isn’t that kind of creepy to eat a baby?  Oh well, who am I to judge? These babies are making me…

By: Ami Angelowicz / July 5, 2012

Jessica Simpson & 14 Others Celebs’ Post-Baby Boobs

Good morning! This is what Jessica Simpson’s baby daughter Maxwell Drew wakes up to every morning. Jessica wanted to spread the wealth so she tweeted this photo of her post-baby cleave while on a walk this weekend. Good lord. Maxwell won’t be going hungry, now will she? Jessica never lacked in the chesticle department, but…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 25, 2012

Nerd Girl Porn: Super Hot Dads Holding Super Adorable Babies

Most would probably agree that the sight of a dad holding a baby in one of those swaddle things is basically the hottest thing ever because it touches on two primal urges — the desire to f**k and the desire to procreate. I’m not saying all women want kids, but a glimpse of a hot…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 17, 2012

Rachel Zoe & Rodger Berman’s Little Fashionisto Is Walking

Rachel Zoe and Rodger Berman’s son Skyler is walking on his own! Wearing checked pants, a cream sweater with a white shirt, and white shoes — the 1-year-old looked confident as he made his way across the parking lot.

However Skyler ended up getting fussy and the celebrity stylist needed help from her…

By: Celebrity Baby Scoop / May 27, 2012

Fancy Babies Have Their Own Hot Tubs Now

Babies are so lazy. They lie back in their strollers and get pushed around everywhere. They’re given everything they want just by screaming and crying. They’ve even got people wiping their butts. Babies just got even more obnoxious: that is, the babies with their very own hot tub. A bath and shower company has launched…

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 8, 2012

10 Mothers Who Tried To Sell Their Babies

What’s the absolute worst thing you can do as a mother? Oh, I don’t know … TRY TO SELL YOUR BABY. Like 33-year-old Bridget Wismer of Delaware (pictured above), who was charged with felony child dealing when she allegedly tried to sell her newborn son to a gay couple for $15,000. And she did all…

By: Ami Angelowicz / May 6, 2012

Lion Tries To Eat Baby In Zebra Stripe Hoodie

Baby Jack’s parents dressed him in a cute black and white striped hoodie and took him to the zoo. Here’s what happened when he plopped down in front of the glass at the lion exhibit. Thankfully, it’s really strong glass.

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / May 3, 2012

11 Celebrity Moms Who Battled Postpartum Depression

Melissa Rycroft is perhaps best well-known for being proposed to and then dumped by “Bachelor” Jason Mesnick in favor of his runner-up. Since then, however, Rycroft has made the most of her unfortunate initial 15 minutes of fame, finishing third on “Dancing with the Stars,” marrying the boyfriend she had before “The Bachelor,” Ty Strickland,…

By: The Frisky / April 14, 2012

This Diaper Commercial Makes Me Want To Die

Guys, I don’t know if you’ve seen Luv’s “Poop There It Is” (actual commercial name) spot. It’s been out for a long while, and every time it comes on the TV, I gag just a little bit. Yes, it’s just an animated spot, but it’s an animated spot featuring a POOPING CONTEST. How is thi…

By: Julie Gerstein / March 7, 2012

What The Hell Is A “Babyccino”?

Too hip for apple juice? Try a babyccino — a coffee drink for babies. It’s what all the urban lumberjacks in man buns are putting in their offspring’s sippy cups. 

According to the Brooklyn Paper, coffee shops in hipster neighborhoods are frequently requested to make a child-sized small decaf cappuccino for $2. Another…

By: Jessica Wakeman / February 17, 2012

The Daily Ovulation: Husky Pup Stops Annoying Baby From Crying

Real talk: I’m not so much a fan of babies. I know, it’s like my biological imperative or whatever, but I like dogs better. Anyways, this Husky puppy somehow makes this crying baby actually STOP CRYING with its adorable yawping. It’s like the dog is saying, “HEY BABY, do you even HEAR yourself? This i…

By: Julie Gerstein / December 2, 2011

The Daily Ovulation: Adorable Baby Reenacts Famous Movie Scenes

Meet Arthur. Arthur’s mom, Emily Cleaver, is a photographer and she likes using him to reenact classic scenes from movies. Here he is, rocking a solitary tear, in “The Blair Witch Project.” Consider this reason #3872 that I want a baby: using said baby as an adorable prop in my creative endeavors. Click onward to…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 10, 2011

Soapbox: So You’re Having ANOTHER Baby Shower? Please Don’t Invite Me!

I probably won’t win too many fans with this statement, but it’s been on my mind for the past few years. I don’t think second-, third-, fourth-time etc. moms should have a baby shower for every pregnancy. The baby shower should be reserved for new moms only!

By: Annika Harris / October 21, 2011

10 Mothers Who Tried To Sell Their Babies

If only babies came with an exchange policy, then we’d never have to hear about another mother trying to sell her newborn for $15,000. Bridget Wismer is the latest baby seller to get caught. She allegedly planned to take a trip to Disney World with the bank she made from her baby. Her asking price…

By: Ami Angelowicz / October 7, 2011

The Daily Ovulation: Watch A Baby Realize Sneezes Are Funny

Aww! Remember when you were little and anything your daddy did was automatically hilariously funny? That moment is captured on tape here with one guy fake sneezing for this delightfully giggly baby. Wait until this kid discovers farts! [YouTube via BuzzFeed]…

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 28, 2011

12-Year-Old Boy Delivers Baby Brother, Is Probably Scarred For Life

Things a 12-year-old boy should not have to see up-close: his mother’s vagina, specifically his mother’s vagina while giving birth. Gaelen Edwards saw stuff that most boys his age have never seen. When his mother Danielle started crowning, he had no choice but to delivered his baby brother, Caynan, at home. “I said,…

By: Ami Angelowicz / August 25, 2011

Nerd Girl Porn: Super Hot Dudes Holding Super Adorable Babies

Most would probably agree that the sight of a hot guy holding a baby in one of those hippie swaddle things is basically the hottest thing ever because it touches on two primal urges—the desire to f**k and the desire to procreate. I’m not saying all women want kids, but a glimpse of a hot…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 8, 2011

Morning Quickies: Rachel Zoe Infant Son Poops His Diaper In A $87,000 Luxury Nursery

Rachel Zoe’s infant son, Skylar Berman, has an $87,000 nursery, as well as a $1,160 Gucci bomber jacket, a $1,300 silver piggy bank, a $1,400 Hermés blanket, and a $3,700 collection of baby shoes. I would expect nothing less from her. That lady is bananas. [Us Weekly]
Amy Winehouse’s dad gave clothes and…

By: Jessica Wakeman / July 29, 2011

Infographic: What A 16 Pound Baby Looks Like, In Other Stuff

This week, a woman in Texas gave birth to a terrifyingly large 16.1 lb. baby named JaMichael Brown. JaMichael’s way-larger-than-average size is being attributed in large part to his mother’s gestational diabetes which causes her to produce extra insulin. “Although insulin does not cross the placenta, glucose and other nutrients do. So extra blood glucose…

By: Julie Gerstein / July 12, 2011

“Elimination Communication” — When Children Poop In Public

This weekend, a friend of mine posted the following on her Facebook wall:Just witnessed a new low in parenting. We were waiting in line for the ferry when the dad in front of us announced his kid had to go to the bathroom. Instead of, oh, I dunno, going to one of the many port-a-pottie…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 21, 2011
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